The World Is Going To End On May 21, 2011...sorry folks.

by **Kantte** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:12 am

Eaglleia wrote:
Kantte wrote:and its only 8:55 am here

Yeah, well, your 'here' isn't my 'here'.

veru true mayby ill have the rapture and you wont lucky

by **Tandjanni** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:12 am

الريهانَي تنجننِ
الريهان انشو اكرنكو
ان الاستل، ان ايل، ان الج

On Behalf of the Light of Heaven

Well they're one year inaccurate

الش مزنِ

by **Kantte** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:14 am

i was thout that humanity would destroy itself not god

by **Sun Aut Ex** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:15 am

They reckon it's meant to happen at 6 PM May 21st. Since these numbers allegedly come from the Bible, it's safe to assume that's Middle Eastern time.

What time is it in Jerusalem right now?

by **Dakini** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:17 am

The Archregimancy wrote:
Dakini wrote:Yeah, but it hasn't happened in the parts of the world where it's supposed to have happened already, so it's not happening.

Oh, Dakini... I was joking.

And how do you know it hasn't happened? Perhaps Harold Camping's god is hiding the terrible events in the rest of the world from us, so we are all the more surprised when it does happen to us.

I bet you someone, somewhere, is making that argument this very minute.

Oh, I figured you were joking, although your explanation was what this guy was claiming would happen (though you left out the giant earthquakes) has not yet happened.

I trust that the New Zealanders on my facebook page aren't lying when they say nothing of note has happened though.

by **Chinese Regions** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:18 am

THere was this idiot preacher outside my local McDonalds today, calling Atheism, Islam and other religions a disease, telling people to repent or something so they can get to heaven. I was disgusted and just went inside and bought a Big Mac.

by **Hallistar** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:19 am

Fuck.. it still hasnt ended yet

by **Kantte** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:20 am

Chinese Regions wrote:THere was this idiot preacher outside my local McDonalds today, calling Atheism, Islam and other religions a disease, telling people to repent or something so they can get to heaven. I was disgusted and just went inside and bought a Big Mac.

should have thron it at him and said did your god stop the burger in mid air

by **Eaglleia** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:23 am

Dakini wrote:
The Archregimancy wrote:
Oh, Dakini... I was joking.

And how do you know it hasn't happened? Perhaps Harold Camping's god is hiding the terrible events in the rest of the world from us, so we are all the more surprised when it does happen to us.

I bet you someone, somewhere, is making that argument this very minute.

Oh, I figured you were joking, although your explanation was what this guy was claiming would happen (though you left out the giant earthquakes) has not yet happened.

I trust that the New Zealanders on my facebook page aren't lying when they say nothing of note has happened though.

They probably are. Nothings happened here either. And the guy who said it will is gonna get into a lot of trouble tommorow.

by **Esternial** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:27 am

Eaglleia wrote:
Dakini wrote:Oh, I figured you were joking, although your explanation was what this guy was claiming would happen (though you left out the giant earthquakes) has not yet happened.

I trust that the New Zealanders on my facebook page aren't lying when they say nothing of note has happened though.

They probably are. Nothings happened here either. And the guy who said it will is gonna get into a lot of trouble tommorow.

If he hasn't been raped.

I'm sorry, that should have been raptured, but both options are possible.

by **Hallistar** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:29 am

"An atheist and entrepreneur from New Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds.""

Damn why didn't I think of this first.

by **Kantte** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:31 am

Hallistar wrote:"An atheist and entrepreneur from New Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds.""

Damn why didn't I think of this first.

damn its genius the lucky turd

by **Sun Aut Ex** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:34 am

You know, I wonder if this guy believes his own bullshit, or if it's just a big scam. Like, does he do this every few years to shore up his church's coffers?

by **Samuraikoku** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:39 am

By the way, the alleged blackout here didn't happen. I'm going to sue the electricity company.

by **Kantte** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:40 am

Samuraikoku wrote:By the way, the alleged blackout here didn't happen. I'm going to sue the electricity company.

what blackout

by **Samuraikoku** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:46 am

Kantte wrote:
Samuraikoku wrote:By the way, the alleged blackout here didn't happen. I'm going to sue the electricity company.

what blackout

The electricity company sent a letter yesterday that there was going to be a blackout here today (I don't know, they may have believed that end of the world shit). Didn't happen either. :roll:

by **Kantte** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:49 am

Samuraikoku wrote:
Kantte wrote:what blackout

The electricity company sent a letter yesterday that there was going to be a blackout here today (I don't know, they may have believed that end of the world shit). Didn't happen either.

hahahaha creepy

by **Dumb Ideologies** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:55 am

So anyone got an ETA on Raptor Jesus's arrival? That's what's happening, right? Right now I'm not sure whether to put dinner on.

by **Democratic Koyro** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:57 am

it'll be 6pm in 3 minutes in the Mid East (Israel anyway)

meh. how many times have we survived the end of the world in recent years based on doomsayers prophecys?

by **The Truth and Light** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:57 am

6 PM hits Jerusalem in three minutes. I'm waiting.

by **The Truth and Light** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:59 am

One minute to go.

by **Democratic Koyro** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:00 am

hmm, still alive, why am i not surprised?

by **Keronians** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:00 am

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

6 PM in Jerusalem.

by **UCDF** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:00 am

Still alive and safe.

by **Keronians** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:01 am

Democratic Koyro wrote:hmm, still alive, why am i not surprised?

Wait, is Jerusalem also DST? In that case, there's still an hour left.

The World Is Going To End On May 21, 2011...sorry folks.

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