The World Is Going To End On May 21, 2011...sorry folks.

[Geniasis]

Who wants to place bets as to when they're gonna lock this?

They really locked it yesterday at six PM, right before the Rapture and we are all in heaven now. Whats wrong with you?

Is this Heaven?

..or is it Hell?

[Indeos]

They really locked it yesterday at six PM, right before the Rapture and we are all in heaven now. Whats wrong with you?

Is this Heaven?

..or is it Hell?

Must be Hell. I hit Jesus with a shovel and tried to get him to sex me up, so I doubt they'd let me into Heaven.

[Voltronica]

They really locked it yesterday at six PM, right before the Rapture and we are all in heaven now. Whats wrong with you?

Is this Heaven?

..or is it Hell?

can't figure it out yet...

[Caninope]

They really locked it yesterday at six PM, right before the Rapture and we are all in heaven now. Whats wrong with you?

Is this Heaven?

..or is it Hell?

It's NSG. The 20th Circle of LIMBO!

[Unidox]

Is this Heaven?

..or is it Hell?

It's NSG. The 20th Circle of LIMBO!

Sigged.

[The Rich Port]

TBH, The world isn't going to end on October, or 2012. Comets aside, it will end in 5 billion years time, which gives us plenty of time to imagine the end of the world scenarios.

I wonder how many times I can re-incarnate in 5 billion years.

[Tiami]

TBH, The world isn't going to end on October, or 2012. Comets aside, it will end in 5 billion years time, which gives us plenty of time to imagine the end of the world scenarios.

I wonder how many times I can re-incarnate in 5 billion years.

I say quite a few times, mate

[Keronians]

I always thought the world was going to end sometime 1.4 billion years later due to our Sun going into overheat?

Yeah but if scifi has taught us anything, its by then we'll have gotten FTL and left and/or be a Class 3 civization and be able to move stars and shit at will. Or better yet be evolved into hyperspacial beings beyond any psychical form.

What about all the theories saying that it's impossible to travel beyond the speed of light?

[The Rich Port]

I wonder how many times I can re-incarnate in 5 billion years.

I say quite a few times, mate

Or... ONCE?

[Tiami]

I say quite a few times, mate

Or... ONCE?

One....and a half!

[Caninope]

It's NSG. The 20th Circle of LIMBO!

Sigged.

Thank you.

[Tekania]

Yeah but if scifi has taught us anything, its by then we'll have gotten FTL and left and/or be a Class 3 civization and be able to move stars and shit at will. Or better yet be evolved into hyperspacial beings beyond any psychical form.

What about all the theories saying that it's impossible to travel beyond the speed of light?

You mean the ones which fail their predictions when dealing with observational criteria of actually observed faster-than-light effects, which effect can now be explained better utilizing Quantum Theory? I'm not sure they have much life left in them as "theories"

[Keronians]

What about all the theories saying that it's impossible to travel beyond the speed of light?

You mean the ones which fail their predictions when dealing with observational criteria of actually observed faster-than-light effects, which effect can now be explained better utilizing Quantum Theory? I'm not sure they have much life left in them as "theories"

True dat.

[Geniasis]

What about all the theories saying that it's impossible to travel beyond the speed of light?

You mean the ones which fail their predictions when dealing with observational criteria of actually observed faster-than-light effects, which effect can now be explained better utilizing Quantum Theory? I'm not sure they have much life left in them as "theories"

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: These are the dark matter engines I invented. They allow my starship to travel between galaxies in mere hours.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: That's impossible. You can't go faster than the speed of light.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Of course not. That's why scientists increased the speed of light in 2208.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: Also impossible
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: And what makes my engines truly remarkable is the afterburner, which delivers 200% fuel efficiency.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: That's especially impossible.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Not at all. It's very simple.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: Then explain it.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Now that's impossible! It came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream.

[Chrinthanium]

ANd Harold Camping speaks....

http://www.eagletribune.com/latestnews/ ... in-October

Apparently, according to Harold Camping, the one behind the May 21, 2011 is Judgement Day and the world will see a violent earthquake which will rip graves from the earth and toss dead bodies everywhere now says that it was an "Invisible Judgement Day." A Spiritual, not physical, judgement day. He states that perhaps a merciful God has spared man 5 months of hell on Earth. He still holds fast that October 21, 2011 will be the End of the World.

Okay..... I've had enough of this dude. Seriously, if you believe him now, you get what you deserve.

[Minoriteeburg]

ANd Harold Camping speaks....

http://www.eagletribune.com/latestnews/ ... in-October

Apparently, according to Harold Camping, the one behind the May 21, 2011 is Judgement Day and the world will see a violent earthquake which will rip graves from the earth and toss dead bodies everywhere now says that it was an "Invisible Judgement Day." A Spiritual, not physical, judgement day. He states that perhaps a merciful God has spared man 5 months of hell on Earth. He still holds fast that October 21, 2011 will be the End of the World.

Okay..... I've had enough of this dude. Seriously, if you believe him now, you get what you deserve.

I still believe Macho Man saved us all.

[Chrinthanium]

ANd Harold Camping speaks....

http://www.eagletribune.com/latestnews/ ... in-October

Apparently, according to Harold Camping, the one behind the May 21, 2011 is Judgement Day and the world will see a violent earthquake which will rip graves from the earth and toss dead bodies everywhere now says that it was an "Invisible Judgement Day." A Spiritual, not physical, judgement day. He states that perhaps a merciful God has spared man 5 months of hell on Earth. He still holds fast that October 21, 2011 will be the End of the World.

Okay..... I've had enough of this dude. Seriously, if you believe him now, you get what you deserve.

I still believe Macho Man saved us all.

For Macho Man so loved the world, he gave his life to spare Man the Judgement of God so that we could have eternal life on Earth, free from a Zombie Apocalypse. Randy 3:16

[Minoriteeburg]

I still believe Macho Man saved us all.

For Macho Man so loved the world, he gave his life to spare Man the Judgement of God so that we could have eternal life on Earth, free from a Zombie Apocalypse. Randy 3:16

[Chrinthanium]

For Macho Man so loved the world, he gave his life to spare Man the Judgement of God so that we could have eternal life on Earth, free from a Zombie Apocalypse. Randy 3:16

You, sir, are a God, and I am but your humble worshipper.

[Minoriteeburg]

You, sir, are a God, and I am but your humble worshipper.

I'll drink to that.

[Great Nepal]

ANd Harold Camping speaks....

http://www.eagletribune.com/latestnews/ ... in-October

Apparently, according to Harold Camping, the one behind the May 21, 2011 is Judgement Day and the world will see a violent earthquake which will rip graves from the earth and toss dead bodies everywhere now says that it was an "Invisible Judgement Day." A Spiritual, not physical, judgement day. He states that perhaps a merciful God has spared man 5 months of hell on Earth. He still holds fast that October 21, 2011 will be the End of the World.

Okay..... I've had enough of this dude. Seriously, if you believe him now, you get what you deserve.

If Bible is real as he claims, and God did create humans in his image - then God should have been the most dumbest person in history of universe....

[JuNii]

ANd Harold Camping speaks....

http://www.eagletribune.com/latestnews/ ... in-October

Apparently, according to Harold Camping, the one behind the May 21, 2011 is Judgement Day and the world will see a violent earthquake which will rip graves from the earth and toss dead bodies everywhere now says that it was an "Invisible Judgement Day." A Spiritual, not physical, judgement day. He states that perhaps a merciful God has spared man 5 months of hell on Earth. He still holds fast that October 21, 2011 will be the End of the World.

Okay..... I've had enough of this dude. Seriously, if you believe him now, you get what you deserve.

Josh Ocasion, who works the teleprompter during Camping's live broadcasts in the group's threadbare studio sandwiched between an auto shop and a palm reader's business, said he enjoyed the production work but never fully believed the May 21 prophecy would come true.

"I thought he would show some more human decency in admitting he made a mistake," he said Monday. "We didn't really see that."

[Coccygia]

ANd Harold Camping speaks....

http://www.eagletribune.com/latestnews/ ... in-October

Apparently, according to Harold Camping, the one behind the May 21, 2011 is Judgement Day and the world will see a violent earthquake which will rip graves from the earth and toss dead bodies everywhere now says that it was an "Invisible Judgement Day." A Spiritual, not physical, judgement day. He states that perhaps a merciful God has spared man 5 months of hell on Earth. He still holds fast that October 21, 2011 will be the End of the World.

Okay..... I've had enough of this dude. Seriously, if you believe him now, you get what you deserve.

If Bible is real as he claims, and God did create humans in his image - then God should have been the most dumbest person in history of universe....

There is considerable evidence in Scripture that in fact he was...

[The Western Reaches]

I want the now postponed rapture to happen so that I can laugh in the face of Christianity for being right.

[Tekania]

I want the now postponed rapture to happen so that I can laugh in the face of Christianity for being right.

"Christianity" doesn't believe what Harold Camping and his followers do, anymore than "Atheism" would Pol Pots ideological outlook which brought about travesties in Cambodia... All ideologies have their nutty fringe elements.