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Barbarica skate
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what would you do???

Postby Barbarica skate » Fri May 06, 2011 6:04 am

what would you do if ur unmarried spose was leaving to go somewhere for years at a time???

make it funny
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Postby Tubbsalot » Fri May 06, 2011 6:06 am

I'd rape her.

I figure it's ok because if I murder her and dump the body afterwards, no-one will ever know.
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Postby Barbarica skate » Fri May 06, 2011 6:08 am

Tubbsalot wrote:I'd rape her.

I figure it's ok because if I murder her and dump the body afterwards, no-one will ever know.



lol maybe we all should consider that
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Postby Hungramy » Fri May 06, 2011 6:10 am

Tubbsalot wrote:I'd rape her.

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Postby Meowfoundland » Fri May 06, 2011 6:10 am

Why would I care if some random white rapper is going on holiday?
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Postby WOLFSZINGER » Fri May 06, 2011 6:12 am

Kill her and then rape her dead body? Oh, forget, it will be breaking so much laws that i will have to spend money with her even after she is dead;

Better Option: Give she a free flight to Libya and say that she is a rebel to the army.
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Postby Oterro » Fri May 06, 2011 6:13 am

Well if I loved her I suppose I'd cry and beg her not to leave.

Is that funny enough?
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Postby Barbarica skate » Fri May 06, 2011 6:14 am

y not tie them to a bed so they will never leave... or when they takes a shower burn all their clothes so they are forced to stay in the because they are is naked
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Postby New Rogernomics » Fri May 06, 2011 6:14 am

Barbarica skate wrote:what would you do if ur unmarried spose was leaving to go somewhere for years at a time???

make it funny

Take the money, and escape to Cuba.
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Postby Hungramy » Fri May 06, 2011 6:14 am

WOLFSZINGER wrote:Better Option: Give she a free flight to Libya and say that she is a rebel to the army.

I like this one 8)
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Postby Hungramy » Fri May 06, 2011 6:15 am

Barbarica skate wrote:y not tie them to a bed so they will never leave... or when they takes a shower burn all their clothes so they are forced to stay in the because they are is naked

not if they are a nudist
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Fri May 06, 2011 6:17 am

Show her this thread so far. Tell her that everyone in the place she's planning to go is like this.

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Postby Syrrah » Fri May 06, 2011 6:20 am

I'd enjoy our lovely expatriate lifestyle together.
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Postby WOLFSZINGER » Fri May 06, 2011 6:21 am

Hungramy wrote:
Barbarica skate wrote:y not tie them to a bed so they will never leave... or when they takes a shower burn all their clothes so they are forced to stay in the because they are is naked

not if they are a nudist


Burn nudists down and then put clothes on their ashes? I did not get this plan at all;
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Postby Ollie Via » Fri May 06, 2011 6:21 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Show her this thread so far. Tell her that everyone in the place she's planning to go is like this.

Safe.


Ive already seen it for all the people in the fucking thread he's talking about me...and i dont appreciate your ideas of raping and killing me. :( :oops: >:( :evil:
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Postby WOLFSZINGER » Fri May 06, 2011 6:25 am

Ollie Via wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Show her this thread so far. Tell her that everyone in the place she's planning to go is like this.

Safe.


Ive already seen it for all the people in the fucking thread he's talking about me...and i dont appreciate your ideas of raping and killing me. :( :oops: >:( :evil:


Hey, I have sent you to Libya, isn't take nice? Didn't mention killing or some... OH WAIT...
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Fri May 06, 2011 6:25 am

Ollie Via wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Show her this thread so far. Tell her that everyone in the place she's planning to go is like this.

Safe.


Ive already seen it for all the people in the fucking thread he's talking about me...and i dont appreciate your ideas of raping and killing me. :( :oops: >:( :evil:


Well that really is quite unpleasant.
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Postby Nulono » Fri May 06, 2011 6:25 am

My "unmarried spouse"?
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Postby Syrrah » Fri May 06, 2011 6:26 am

Nulono wrote:My "unmarried spouse"?


The spouse that you haven't married.
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Postby Oterro » Fri May 06, 2011 6:28 am

Syrrah wrote:
Nulono wrote:My "unmarried spouse"?


The spouse that you haven't married.


A spouse is a male or female partner you are married to, or are in a civil union with.
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Postby Kashyr » Fri May 06, 2011 6:28 am

Nulono wrote:My "unmarried spouse"?

^^^ beat me
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Postby Fionnuala_Saoirse » Fri May 06, 2011 6:30 am

I'm really starting to get the feeling that Barbarica and Ollie are the same person.
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Postby WOLFSZINGER » Fri May 06, 2011 6:31 am

Oterro wrote:
Syrrah wrote:
The spouse that you haven't married.


A spouse is a male or female partner you are married to, or are in a civil union with.


I'm gettin' a lil' confuse here, what are the point of the plans? Killing an person that are leaving you or marring somebody that is dead?
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Postby Syrrah » Fri May 06, 2011 6:38 am

Oterro wrote:A spouse is a male or female partner you are married to, or are in a civil union with.


I know, but its still as close as you're going to get to what he said.
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Postby Oterro » Fri May 06, 2011 6:39 am

Syrrah wrote:
Oterro wrote:A spouse is a male or female partner you are married to, or are in a civil union with.


I know, but its still as close as you're going to get to what he said.


Perhaps he should've said lover. :)

or fuck buddy.
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