Bin Laden is dead Megathread

[JuNii]

*At the funeral ceremony* "Imam Hazzini shall now give a few remarks."
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in Allah's name to spit on this bastard who perverted our religion in such a gross and disturbing manner. There is only one God and Muhammed is his prophet *Hock-Pftoo* so screw you Osama.
this is not serious don't respond as if it is

and in other news... unsurprisingly, WBC was not seen protesting the funeral!

[Coffee Cakes]

USG said they'll handle the body in accordance with Islamic tradition.

That's noble at least.

Noble? Osama doesn't deserve noble.
I've got an idea...

bring his corpse, place it in front of the old WTC site in NYC and let people do whatever they want to him. If there's anything left, throw it in a dirt hole at the scene.

[KonataLand]

It will probably go to the person who gave the intel...

In other words, AQ will know who sold Osama out.

Still, like I said, he won't really need it. The soldier who got him is getting free stuff for the rest of their life as long as they play that card.

Will they take May Day, and rename it Joe Toy Day?

[The Grand World Order]

Yay, I have a new flag!

SERIOUSLY, i'm Just kidding.

A photo of him dead is a good start towards proof.

"Mission Accomplished."

I'm glad he didn't die peacefully. He died at the hands of Americans. He died knowing he lost. He died knowing he was inferior to the people he sought to destroy- after years of watching as thousands and thousands of his followers were gunned down, blown up, and captured, he finally got to realize that he was next.

And then he was shot in the face.

[The Black Forrest]

Strange. This was the day they announced Hitler was dead......

[KonataLand]

and in other news... unsurprisingly, WBC was not seen protesting the funeral!

Well that's gay.

That was meant in jest. Don't slam me for being homophobic.

[Ejhorsis]

USA! USA! USA!

They finally got something significant right!

[Johz]

USG said they'll handle the body in accordance with Islamic tradition.

That's noble at least.

noble? this is what I think he diserves, warning gruesome

I still say we should've .... taken him out for a nice dinner? (MODEDITED, cool it)

I know it's now been modedited out, but if America started doing anything like that, why would we be any better than them?

[Threlizdun]

Still, like I said, he won't really need it. The soldier who got him is getting free stuff for the rest of their life as long as they play that card.

Will they take May Day, and rename it Joe Toy Day?

As much as I love celebrating my leftist holiday, I would be game for that.

[Wilgrove]

I hope not, because that would ruin the whole moment. You have an enemy that's essentially captured and you just execute him without a trial or anything like that.

he's OSAMA FUCKING BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THERE TO PROVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE KILLED OVER 3000 HE'S GUILTY AND TO THOSE WHO SAW THE PICTURE IT WAS FUCKING BIN RAPEN NOT SOME MEXICAN ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL THAT FAIRR TRIAL CRAP TO THOSE WHO LOST LOVED ONES IN 9/11 AS I POSTED BEFORE ON THE SPOILER THAT IS WHAT I THINK HE DESERVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE SOME FUCKING SENSE !!!!!!

Dude....first off, chill with the Caps lock, despite the Internet Meme, it's NOT cruise control for cool.

Second off, we still have laws in this country, and we still have to abide by them, especially in times of war. If they had captured Osama instead of him dying in a shootout, then he deserve his day in court, and we, as American citizens, would've had a right to face him.

Do me a favor, and don't ever get into any position of power in our government, thank you.

[KonataLand]

In other news, where the hell is Waldo?

EDIT: What's with this sudden... silence?

[Bonnaful]

So when do the conspiracy theories come out

[Wilgrove]

In other news, where the hell is Waldo?

and where in the world is his accomplice, Carmen Sandiego?

[Risottia]

Justice has not been served - I would have preferred to see Osama dragged in a court and sentenced - but FUCK YEAH nevertheless.

That means that Al Qaeda is about to be destroyed

I wouldn't be so sure about that. The last 10 years have shown us that Al-Qaida doesn't depend on a centralized leadership.

[Wilgrove]

So when do the conspiracy theories come out

IT WASN'T OSAMA, IT WAS ONE OF HIS DOUBLES!

[KonataLand]

"Congratulations, you killed Osama! Now start hunting for the Horcruxes." -My Brother

[Anders4]

It would be curious to know what Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, Bachmann and the others hardline republicans have to say about about the topic Anyway Obama has ensured his reelection

[Qazox]

*At the funeral ceremony* "Imam Hazzini shall now give a few remarks."
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in Allah's name to spit on this bastard who perverted our religion in such a gross and disturbing manner. There is only one God and Muhammed is his prophet *Hock-Pftoo* so screw you Osama.
this is not serious don't respond as if it is

and in other news... unsurprisingly, WBC was not seen protesting the funeral!

I wish they would, just so they accidently meet Osama's fate...

[KonataLand]

So when do the conspiracy theories come out

IT WASN'T OSAMA, IT WAS ONE OF HIS DOUBLES!

Like I said, cloning project...

The question is, was that Osama Prime?

[Threlizdun]

So when do the conspiracy theories come out

Aliens killed Bin Laden

[Wilgrove]

Justice has not been served - I would have preferred to see Osama dragged in a court and sentenced - but FUCK YEAH.

That means that Al Qaeda is about to be destroyed

I wouldn't be so sure about that. The last 10 years have shown us that Al-Qaida doesn't depend on a centralized leadership.

Yea, but they had the Bin Laden money for the past 10 years. I mean who's going to fund AQ now? No one, that's who. Without their financial support, they'll just wither away to nothingness.

[Scocialist Provinces]

I don't trust either source, but if this is true - Go United States! That means that Al Qaeda is about to be destroyed, and that is awesome!

Actually, bet you any money, like the Nazi's, al-quida will never die.

[Occupied Deutschland]

Uber-Nerd-out moment below:

Just a few days ago Superman renounced his US citizenship...A few days later Osama Bin Laden gets killed in Pakistan. Coincidence? More like Avoiding an international incident!

Of course, by "Superman" in the above I mean "US Special Forces" and by "Renounced his citizenship" I mean "Prepared for a major operation"

[The Greater Aryan Race]

The bastard is finally dead.

[Cannot think of a name]

So when do the conspiracy theories come out

Sun May 01, 2011 9:26 pm