Bin Laden is dead Megathread

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Also:
The US dollar rebounds and stock markets gain in Asia after US President Barack Obama says Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Source? Please tell me you're serious.

Wiki confirms it.

[Threlizdun]

What'd they shoot him with, rock salt?

Hey, you get shot with a high powered rifle round, you're not going to be looking pretty.

I actually expected a big ass whole blown into the side of his head more than this.

[Euronion]

USG said they'll handle the body in accordance with Islamic tradition.

That's noble at least.

noble? this is what I think he diserves, warning gruesome

I still say we should've .... taken him out for a nice dinner? (MODEDITED, cool it)

[Bonnaful]

Hey, you get shot with a high powered rifle round, you're not going to be looking pretty.

Headshots from rifles tend to be much messier than that.

Agreed, I wonder if it was just a execution when they captured him

[KonataLand]

Hey, you get shot with a high powered rifle round, you're not going to be looking pretty.

I actually expected a big ass whole blown into the side of his head more than this.

There's a trope for that, but damn me if I can remember it...

[Wilgrove]

Hey, you get shot with a high powered rifle round, you're not going to be looking pretty.

I actually expected a big ass whole blown into the side of his head more than this.

Agreed. I was expecting to see his head split in half to be honest.

[The Grand World Order]

Daww, link to Obama killshot removed.

Anyways, for anyone who missed it, his head got blown open (I bet the backside was really fucking nasty) and it almost looks like he caught a round through the eye socket.

Either way, fucker's dead.

[Greed and Death]

This seems oddly appropriate.

[Hossaim]

USG said they'll handle the body in accordance with Islamic tradition.

That's noble at least.

noble? this is what I think he diserves, warning gruesome

I still say we should've bought him some nice cologne

Interesting.

[Serrland]

Here is the transcript of Obama's speech, for those who missed it or who want to watch or read it again.

[The Black Forrest]

Source? Please tell me you're serious.

Wiki confirms it.

The market is funny that way. It used to go down every time Ford took a tumble......

[Wilgrove]

Headshots from rifles tend to be much messier than that.

Agreed, I wonder if it was just a execution when they captured him

I hope not, because that would ruin the whole moment. You have an enemy that's essentially captured and you just execute him without a trial or anything like that.

[Antilon]

USG said they'll handle the body in accordance with Islamic tradition.

That's noble at least.

Aye, there's really no need to pour gasoline on the fire.

[Occupied Deutschland]

*At the funeral ceremony* "Imam Hazzini shall now give a few remarks."
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in Allah's name to spit on this bastard who perverted our religion in such a gross and disturbing manner. There is only one God and Muhammed is his prophet *Hock-Pftoo* so screw you Osama.
this is not serious don't respond as if it is

[THE POED METALHEDZ]

It's so awesome.

[Tweal]

"The only way this could be cooler is Bin Laden was assassinated by Boba Fett." -My buddy Tom

[Qazox]

[url]MODEDIT: Yeah, too graphic.[/url]

Yay, I have a new flag!

SERIOUSLY, i'm Just kidding.

A photo of him dead is a good start towards proof.

[JuNii]

There was a huge bounty on Osama's head put up by the US...I wonder if this spec ops soldier gets it?

It will probably go to the person who gave the intel...

In other words, AQ will know who sold Osama out.

[KonataLand]

Death would have personally claimed Osama, but he was too busy stalking Rincewind.

[Kalmath]

I was expecting more a of this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7uwStkP9hA&feature=related

I do think the us special forces just shot him to pieces!

[Wilgrove]

There was a huge bounty on Osama's head put up by the US...I wonder if this spec ops soldier gets it?

It will probably go to the person who gave the intel...

In other words, AQ will know who sold Osama out.

I wonder if that guy would get put on the Witness Protection List, because if it gets out that he told the CIA where Osama was.....he's going to be royally fucked.

[Repulaea]

(Image)

This seems oddly appropriate.

This made me LMFAO, if I may be so bold.

[Euronion]

Agreed, I wonder if it was just a execution when they captured him

I hope not, because that would ruin the whole moment. You have an enemy that's essentially captured and you just execute him without a trial or anything like that.

he's OSAMA FUCKING BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THERE TO PROVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE KILLED OVER 3000 HE'S GUILTY AND TO THOSE WHO SAW THE PICTURE IT WAS FUCKING BIN RAPEN NOT SOME MEXICAN ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL THAT FAIRR TRIAL CRAP TO THOSE WHO LOST LOVED ONES IN 9/11 AS I POSTED BEFORE ON THE SPOILER THAT IS WHAT I THINK HE DESERVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE SOME FUCKING SENSE !!!!!!

[Threlizdun]

There was a huge bounty on Osama's head put up by the US...I wonder if this spec ops soldier gets it?

It will probably go to the person who gave the intel...

In other words, AQ will know who sold Osama out.

Still, like I said, he won't really need it. The soldier who got him is getting free stuff for the rest of their life as long as they play that card.

[Tiami]

(Image)

This seems oddly appropriate.

This made me LMFAO, if I may be so bold.

Picture's already been used on thread.