Bin Laden is dead Megathread

[Wilgrove]

Wonder how many points his death would be worth. That spec ops soldier must have already prestiged.

You killed:
Osama bin Laden:
1 000 000 000 000 XP

You killed Osama Bin Laden, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE AT MAX LEVEL!

[Tiami]

I can answer your first question. It's simple and you should know; we couldn't find him.

There's reasons NATO and the UN exist. All NATO nations should have been part of a network to kill him in the first place.

It would still have taken awhile for him to be found. Constantly on the run has it's effects you know.

[Occupied Deutschland]

I can answer your first question. It's simple and you should know; we couldn't find him.

There's reasons NATO and the UN exist. All NATO nations should have been part of a network to kill him in the first place.

That doesn't seem to be respecting his human rights or not intervening though...

[KonataLand]

OSAMA BIN LADEN DE-

*Static*
*Face of Kim Jong-Il appears on TV screen*

"HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?"


Seriously. Kim Jong-Il is only Obfuscating Stupidity. He's really running the world right now, like Kefka.

Well, now's the time to join the cult if you want salvation.

Aren't the North Koreans building giant pyramid structures?

...will I have to climb that and shoot off magic spells to beat the game?

[Mussoliniopoli]

It doesn't take that long to be honest.

Could be up to half an hour. Probably less.

Indeed, it takes only up to a week to determine Haplogroups which goes over your Y Chromosome or X to determine ancestry from thousands of years ago. Comparing to information you already have wouldn't take very long at all.

[Serrland]

I don't know about you, but I give most of the credit to the military/intelligence services and some folks in the Bush admin.

You know, the guys who charged in and took Osama out are going to get a lot of (much deserved) credit, but what about the dude that analyzed the report from Pakistan that listed the street address of a suspicious place where a strange man with a beard resided?

Oh well, that's what the Medal of Freedom is for I suppose. They do get the warm fuzzy feeling of being part of a job well done though.

And if the men are true gentlemen, they won't say who it was that got the kill shot on Bin Laden, if they even know themselves. I certainly hope they keep quiet and never come out and say exactly who fired the fatal bullet and keep it a squad effort.

[The Black Forrest]

So what? I can't believe I'm hearing this.

Are you going to say that the US should not have responded to 9/11? You would have us roll over and surrender?

Fuck that.

The answer to their hate is to HATE THEM RIGHT BACK. Fucking exterminate the lot of them. Hang them, bomb them, shoot them until they're all dead and will never fucking threaten us again.

So, in other words, destroy everything with no regards to human rights or logic, and add in a nice touch of expenses.

So why don't you take that argument to the so called followers of peace?

[Wilgrove]

I wonder when pictures of Osama corpse will surface.

[Georgian People]

:p WE DID IT! WE DID IT! Enjoy sucking Satan's dick in Hell, Abu Abdullah!
Save his head. Throw the rest in a dung heap or something. For all he did, the monster doesn't deserve a burial, Islamic or otherwise. He was no Muslim.

^^^^ This.

[Cresilia]

You killed:
Osama bin Laden:
1 000 000 000 000 XP

You killed Osama Bin Laden, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE AT MAX LEVEL!

No, you are above the max level. Get off the fucking game console and go get some pussy 'cause you just killed Osama.

[KonataLand]

Alternate Theory:

We nailed a bin Laden clone. Everything is currently going according to Osama Prime's plans.

[Ardchoille]

I'M IN.

OBAMA FOR RE-ELECTION 2012

fuck you and your fucking obama!

Once and once only: flaming is not argument. This is a discussion board. Read the Rules.

[Tiami]

Could be up to half an hour. Probably less.

Indeed, it takes only up to a week to determine Haplogroups which goes over your Y Chromosome or X to determine ancestry from thousands of years ago. Comparing to information you already have wouldn't take very long at all.

That's why we were able to confirm that is was indeed Osama.

[Cannot think of a name]

Yeah, especially the guy or guys who actually shot him.

"Oh....you were in Iraq? Well I'm the guy that KILLED FUCKING OSAMA FUCKING BIN FUCKING LADEN!"

Whoever shot Osama is going to get pussy (or cock, if he swings that way) FOR LIFE!

Oh sweet mama jama, how awesome would it be if it was a gay troop that did the deed?

[Wilgrove]

You killed Osama Bin Laden, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE AT MAX LEVEL!

No, you are above the max level. Get off the fucking game console and go get some pussy 'cause you just killed Osama.

Or cock...if he swings that way.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This should up Obama's chances.

[Threlizdun]

I wonder when pictures of Osama corpse will surface.

You know Obama's got to see them first. No, he's not the bloodthirsty type, but you know that he feels damn proud right now. Wouldn't you?

[Hossaim]

You killed Osama Bin Laden, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE AT MAX LEVEL!

No, you are above the max level. Get off the fucking game console and go get some pussy 'cause you just killed Osama.

[Euronion]

Im pissed obama gets credit

so am I and Bush gets the piece of crap that he didn't get Bin Laden after 7 years and Obama gets him after 2, he built of Bushes succes and he only mentioned his name once saying that Bush had also said this was not a war against Islam, that was it, and nobody tell me you heard it several time sI listened to the speech three times. the good thing is there is still 2 years until the election and the mob is fleeting once people get off the Hype in a few months or so they'll start to realize that it wasn't all Obama in fact it was only a little bit of Obama, don't worry my friend we can rejoice at two things the mother fucker is dead, and that there is still hope for America

[Planeta de los Muertos]

A great weight has been lifted off our shoulders...for now.

[Bradforsonia]

So I guess this makes up for the time we funded him during the Soviet vs. Afghan War.

[Tiami]

I wonder when pictures of Osama corpse will surface.

I'm not sure about you but I will be very patriotic once pictures surface. I'll buy a flag pole and then get a Osama dead picture as a flag on it and start shooting at his picture.

[Cresilia]

No, you are above the max level. Get off the fucking game console and go get some pussy 'cause you just killed Osama.

Or cock...if he swings that way.

Gross.

[Wilgrove]

"Oh....you were in Iraq? Well I'm the guy that KILLED FUCKING OSAMA FUCKING BIN FUCKING LADEN!"

Whoever shot Osama is going to get pussy (or cock, if he swings that way) FOR LIFE!

Oh sweet mama jama, how awesome would it be if it was a gay troop that did the deed?

Hel, if it was, Defense of Marriage Acts all across the land would become Null and Void overnight! Anyone who wants to discriminate against gay marriage would be called Unpatriotic, and Unamerican!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It says something that this thread came up to this many pages in less than two hours.