Bin Laden is dead Megathread

by **Ashmoria** » Tue May 03, 2011 11:38 am

well thats creepy

i would bury him at sea so that we cant do any of the awful things that might be suggested in a thread like this.

by **Will S** » Tue May 03, 2011 11:39 am

i would bury him as they did in real life because the dead are not enemies of anyone or hurting anyone

by **Ovisterra** » Tue May 03, 2011 11:39 am

Cover him with a shroud, place him in a cardboard box, bury it six feet under the ground, and plant an oak tree on the grave. I would not tell anyone where I put him, for fear he would be disturbed.

by **EvilDarkMagicians** » Tue May 03, 2011 11:59 am

I genuinely thought this guy was dead already.

Really don't understand the celebration of it all.

by **Holy Diamonds** » Tue May 03, 2011 11:59 am

I'd dump the body in the ocean and see what the conspiracy nuts try to come up with as a result.

by **Central Slavia** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:02 pm

In a vertically placed casket , head down.
The tombstone would say "FATVM IVSTVM STVLTORVM" - Just fate of the dumb

by **Will S** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:02 pm

Ovisterra wrote:Cover him with a shroud, place him in a cardboard box, bury it six feet under the ground, and plant an oak tree on the grave. I would not tell anyone where I put him, for fear he would be disturbed.

yes or this is also good

by **Heningrad** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:03 pm

i would wrap him in pork use his body as a crash test dummy and then burn him.

by **Co Za Asy** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:03 pm

I would just pour gasoline all over his body and engulf it in flames. xD

by **Herpusderpus** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:04 pm

Like a bows!

by **Imperium Neo Roma** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:04 pm

I'd use him as target practice, I'd bring him over to a gun meet, and we can empty some Automatic Rifles into him.

by **Great Nepal** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:05 pm

1. Call the American people for a street party.
2. Paint Iranian flag in a aircraft.
3. Use that aircraft to drop body of Bin Laden in middle of street party.
4. Use that as excuse to wage war against Iran.
5. ???
6. Profit.

by **Vetalia** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:05 pm

Cremate the body and scatter the ashes at sea so they could never be found. Desecrating his corpse won't punish him, nor will it bring justice to those who have suffered from his actions.

by **Beinai** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:05 pm

Central Slavia wrote:In a vertically placed casket , head down.
The tombstone would say "FATVM IVSTVM STVLTORVM" - Just fate of the dumb

Why can't my Latin lessons be this fun... I have to learn about oxen with twigs

by **Mike the Progressive** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:07 pm

Burn it.

by **Belrussia** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:07 pm

I wouldn't bury him in the traditional sense. I'd put him up for display for a few years, to remind all of what will happen to those who oppose the U.S. Lenin style, for short.

Are there any images of him dead? I'm still a bit skeptical regarding this.

by **Holy Diamonds** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:08 pm

I'd partially stuff it to the point where it can sort of still move at the elbows and knees, and then I'd attach strings into the skin and use it as a life-sized puppet to pitch my new television puppet sitcom idea: "Oh, Osama!" Coming this fall to ABC.

by **Novograd IV** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:09 pm

An honourable burial, like any other person.
Of course if it were allowed then I'd conduct a Novan burial, with the pyre and the Molotov etc.

When a person dies, what's left is just a body, they have no sentience or thought. Physical revenge has no value or place in the removal of a dead body from the world.

by **Timurid Empire** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:09 pm

I'd do what they did with Benito Mussolini's body.

by **ImperialistSalvia** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:09 pm

I would rip off his arms, slap him with them, pee in his mouth, then throw him in a ditch.

by **Farnhamia** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:09 pm

Great Nepal wrote:1. Call the American people for a street party.
2. Paint Iranian flag in a aircraft.
3. Use that aircraft to drop body of Bin Laden in middle of street party.
4. Use that as excuse to wage war against Iran.
5. ???
6. Profit.

Wouldn't that create the impression - pointless now, of course - that the Iranians killed Bin Laden, thereby doing the US a favor? So instead of being upset with Iran, unless the body actually hit someone, wouldn't we be in debt to them?

No profit.

by **Unhealthy2** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:11 pm

Yes, desecrate the body, because lord knows, that will accomplish a lot, and it's not like the radical Muslims hate us enough already.

by **Great Nepal** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:11 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Great Nepal wrote:1. Call the American people for a street party.
2. Paint Iranian flag in a aircraft.
3. Use that aircraft to drop body of Bin Laden in middle of street party.
4. Use that as excuse to wage war against Iran.
5. ???
6. Profit.

Wouldn't that create the impression - pointless now, of course - that the Iranians killed Bin Laden, thereby doing the US a favor? So instead of being upset with Iran, unless the body actually hit someone, wouldn't we be in debt to them?

No profit.

No, USA will claim that "we killed that guy and threw him in sea but Iranian divers went down and retrieve the body, just so that they can ruin our grand street party."

by **The Reichstag Of Italy** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:12 pm

sense he was dead burn him then dump ashes over al Qaeda troops BUT if he would of lived put him in a van drive to new york push him out of the van where everyone was celebrating and drive off and let them deal with him

by **Northwest Slobovia** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:12 pm

PurdleDurdle wrote:Me, I would have cut off his male member, placed it in his mouth (so he'd be sucking d*ck for eternity). Chop off his head, and force it up his arse, smear his body with spam, and wrap it in raw bacon. Then finally inter him in a football, buried under the biggest pig pen I could find.

Y'know, the idea is not to make a martyr out of him....

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