Bin Laden is dead Megathread

[Zeyad]

In other news, where the hell is Waldo?

EDIT: What's with this sudden... silence?

Don't worry, darling, they were just to busy laughing at the joke. 'Twas much lulz.

[KonataLand]

Well you are an infectious lot.

Well, I hear they came out with an antibiotic for that....

Yeah, it looks like Osama's already taken it.

[Zeyad]

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Okay, I lol'd.

[Delloress]

AMERICA, FUCK YEA!

Not found of Obama at all. But he deserves a brofist for this

[Demopolitania]

So when do the conspiracy theories come out

Someone told me in 2001 that he was already dead and the government was cryogenically storing his corpse for when a poll boost was needed.

[Hossaim]

wiki:

The raid was carried out jointly by CIA and Pakistan security forces.[8] The raid lasted about 40 minutes. Three other male adults present at the compound were also reportedly killed in the operation, including an adult son of bin Laden.[9] The other two males were reported to be couriers for bin Laden. An adult woman was also reported killed in the operation, after according to an anonymous U.S. official, one of the adult males tried to use her as a human shield. Two other adult women were injured.[10] Karachi's Geo News had a few hours earlier described a helicopter crash and "heavy firing" on the evening of May 1 "near the PMA (Pakistan Military Academy) Kakul Road", which, two km northeast of the center of Abbottabad, forks off toward the northeast from the Karakoram Highway

[KonataLand]

So when do the conspiracy theories come out

Someone told me in 2001 that he was already dead and the government was cryogenically storing his corpse for when a poll boost was needed.

The signs were all there, if you look at Osama's newest album, Allah Road.

[Coffee Cakes]

So when do the conspiracy theories come out

Someone told me in 2001 that he was already dead and the government was cryogenically storing his corpse for when a poll boost was needed.

[Wilgrove]

So when do the conspiracy theories come out

Someone told me in 2001 that he was already dead and the government was cryogenically storing his corpse for when a poll boost was needed.

Hel, I used to believe that the US government was intentionally screwing up any attempts to capture or kill him because he was a very effective boogeyman that they could use on the American public every time they wanted to get some unsavory legislation passed.

[KonataLand]

Someone told me in 2001 that he was already dead and the government was cryogenically storing his corpse for when a poll boost was needed.

Hel, I used to believe that the US government was intentionally screwing up any attempts to capture or kill him because he was a very effective boogeyman that they could use on the American public every time they wanted to get some unsavory legislation passed.

You're roughly 50 pages behind with that joke.

[Tergnitz]

OMG! The new Rebecca black song is almost as good as the death of Osama!

[Threlizdun]

Someone told me in 2001 that he was already dead and the government was cryogenically storing his corpse for when a poll boost was needed.

Hel, I used to believe that the US government was intentionally screwing up any attempts to capture or kill him because he was a very effective boogeyman that they could use on the American public every time they wanted to get some unsavory legislation passed.

Used to? I still don't think they even tried until recently.

[KonataLand]

OMG! The new Rebecca black song is almost as good as the death of Osama!

Seven in mornin', gotta get outta bed.
OSHITITSAMERICA *Shot in the head*

[Wilgrove]

Hel, I used to believe that the US government was intentionally screwing up any attempts to capture or kill him because he was a very effective boogeyman that they could use on the American public every time they wanted to get some unsavory legislation passed.

You're roughly 50 pages behind with that joke.

No, I actually believed it. See?

[The Black Forrest]

Someone told me in 2001 that he was already dead and the government was cryogenically storing his corpse for when a poll boost was needed.

Hel, I used to believe that the US government was intentionally screwing up any attempts to capture or kill him because he was a very effective boogeyman that they could use on the American public every time they wanted to get some unsavory legislation passed.

Indeed.

It served both sides to have him alive.

We tend to want to pack up and leave saying "we got the bad guy"

Al-Q has the poster boy for recruitment.

As mentioned I would have bet money he was splattered all over a cave in Kandahar......

[Zeyad]

OMG! The new Rebecca black song is almost as good as the death of Osama!

Seven in mornin', gotta get outta bed.
OSHITITSAMERICA *Shot in the head*

Oh you.

May I sig this?

[KonataLand]

Seven in mornin', gotta get outta bed.
OSHITITSAMERICA *Shot in the head*

Oh you.

May I sig this?

I demand royalty payments, and two hundred million YouTube views.

Or your thanks. Either or.

[Wilgrove]

Hel, I used to believe that the US government was intentionally screwing up any attempts to capture or kill him because he was a very effective boogeyman that they could use on the American public every time they wanted to get some unsavory legislation passed.

Used to? I still don't think they even tried until recently.

I wonder what the US government is going to use as a boogeyman now.

[Tergnitz]

OMG! The new Rebecca black song is almost as good as the death of Osama!

Seven in mornin', gotta get outta bed.
OSHITITSAMERICA *Shot in the head*

Smoooth, ha

[Zeyad]

Oh you.

May I sig this?

I demand royalty payments

You're royalty, in the form of Prince William and Kate, shall arrive in one business week.

And 1839068247525 years.

[Euronion]

he's OSAMA FUCKING BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THERE TO PROVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE KILLED OVER 3000 HE'S GUILTY AND TO THOSE WHO SAW THE PICTURE IT WAS FUCKING BIN RAPEN NOT SOME MEXICAN ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL THAT FAIRR TRIAL CRAP TO THOSE WHO LOST LOVED ONES IN 9/11 AS I POSTED BEFORE ON THE SPOILER THAT IS WHAT I THINK HE DESERVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE SOME FUCKING SENSE !!!!!!

Dude....first off, chill with the Caps lock, despite the Internet Meme, it's NOT cruise control for cool.

Second off, we still have laws in this country, and we still have to abide by them, especially in times of war. If they had captured Osama instead of him dying in a shootout, then he deserve his day in court, and we, as American citizens, would've had a right to face him.

Do me a favor, and don't ever get into any position of power in our government, thank you.

uh maybe in this country we have laws but remeber this was in pakistan AND he is not a US citizen therefore he does not have a right to a free trial why do you think they don't have gitmo in the states

[Threlizdun]

Used to? I still don't think they even tried until recently.

I wonder what the US government is going to use as a boogeyman now.

Well right wing America's been using Obama as a bogeyman even before his election. The left has mostly been using the stupidity of the right. Unfortanately, you can't reveal stupidity to equally stupid people and expect them to get it.

[Risottia]

Someone told me in 2001 that he was already dead and the government was cryogenically storing his corpse for when a poll boost was needed.

The signs were all there, if you look at Osama's newest album, Allah Road.

[KonataLand]

Also, I just remembered giggling slightly when the news announced:

"OSAMA KILLED
BODY IN US CUSTODY"

...how the hell do you kill a body?

[Sun Aut Ex]

In case anybody hasn't seen it.