Anonymous To Attack Iran

[Caninope]

I love how Roman Cillia would like to have my middle class parents, who have MBA's, stuck as dirt poor Southern farmers enslaved by debt to a local cotton planter.

[Wikipedia and Universe]

The Internet hackers group Anonymous plans to hack Iran on Sunday

D'awww, bless them for trying to understand Anonymous.

I pictured a bunch of porn raining down on Iran when I read that.

[Galla-]

My great-grandfather personally took out over twelve Red Army soldiers with his Mosin-Nagant, though he took a grievous wound in the process, and my grandfather seven more! Do not claim that we were any less than valiant in the defense of our homes. It was just geopolitics, cruel, cruel geopolitics. For this our family despises the Zionist enablers of the revolution even more than is common.

Unfortunately his great valor didn't protect his ill-gotten, undeserved privilege from the might of popular rage.

I bet you'd be saying that as commie looters stole all your shit from your house, too.

Soviet union worst union

Do not spew Red propaganda at me. I know what a "Workers' State" amounts to, and it isn't pretty. It's pretty horrific, in all actuality.

Tsardom isn't that much better.

Better dead than Red.

[Greed and Death]

Reports just coming in.
It was not Navy seals that killed Bin Laden... It was Anonymous. Holy shit the internet tough guys are real.

[Mosasauria]

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Damn right they're coming.

Anonymous win.
4Chan vs. Iran everybody! Go internet!

[Honourable Angels]

No. It's just a modern approach. The days of Feudalism are over. Just accept it. If you have a title, that's nice, but no longer do we need to worry about noblesse oblige.

My lineage isn't that impressive. My father was related to Persian royalty (back from the 1930s), and my mother is related (a cousin) to the 10th Duke of Ciudad Rodrigo and Wellington. It's all pretty distant and unimportant, but it left a nice ancestry.

You're Persian?

I suppose Iranian would be more accurate these days, but it's technically Persian as the bit my father is supposedly related to was from the 1930s, back with the cool Shah, not the sell-out Shah.

Anyway, yeah, I'm half Iranian, quarter English and quarter Spanish.

[Greed and Death]

That's a really piss-poor attitude towards being of the Old Blood. We must concentrate our wealth at the top, lest the poor attempt to overpower us.

By the way, may I ask of which country's aristocracy you hail? I may have met and spoken with your ancestors, if they were high-class enough,

No. It's just a modern approach. The days of Feudalism are over. Just accept it. If you have a title, that's nice, but no longer do we need to worry about noblesse oblige.

My lineage isn't that impressive. My father was related to Persian royalty (back from the 1930s), and my mother is related (a cousin) to the 10th Duke of Ciudad Rodrigo and Wellington. It's all pretty distant and unimportant, but it left a nice ancestry.

Noblesse Oblige is still present.
All our supreme court justices went to Harvard or Yale.
Presidents The last President not to attend Harvard or Yale was Ronald Reagan and he likely did not go to Harvard because he was too old by the time it opened.
We have replaced blood with a Harvard or Yale, except getting into those schools normally just means your parents had the money to pay for a private tutor and a private school education.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Better dead than Red.

It's cute that you can sit in your nice pleasant state that guarantees human rights and pretend being murdered by counter-revolutionaries or by right-wing death squads is somehow any less horrible than being killed by communist revolutionaries, or secret police, and that it would be preferable to the life an average person had in a (faux)communist state. Given the shitty situations that existed in every country that claimed to be communist before their revolution, and that even many of the worst Leninist shitholes still saw some improvement in standard of living over their pre-communist era, for the average person, it's not that bad being red, and probably better than being dead.

Don't mistake this for a defence of Cuba or China or Soviet Russia, just do a before and after and accept there's been far worse systems then Leninist dictatorships.

Best Korea is the exception that proves the rule.

[Mongolian Khanate]

Better dead than Red.

It's cute that you can sit in your nice pleasant state that guarantees human rights and pretend being murdered by counter-revolutionaries or by right-wing death squads is somehow any less horrible than being killed by communist revolutionaries, or secret police, and that it would be preferable to the life an average person had in a (faux)communist state. Given the shitty situations that existed in every country that claimed to be communist before their revolution, and that even many of the worst Leninist shitholes still saw some improvement in standard of living over their pre-communist era, for the average person, it's not that bad being red, and probably better than being dead.

Don't mistake this for a defence of Cuba or China or Soviet Russia, just do a before and after and accept there's been far worse systems then Leninist dictatorships.

Best Korea is the exception that proves the rule.

You counter bravado with a reasonable and well-thought out argument

It's not very effective...

[Pawn and King]

No. It's just a modern approach. The days of Feudalism are over. Just accept it. If you have a title, that's nice, but no longer do we need to worry about noblesse oblige.

My lineage isn't that impressive. My father was related to Persian royalty (back from the 1930s), and my mother is related (a cousin) to the 10th Duke of Ciudad Rodrigo and Wellington. It's all pretty distant and unimportant, but it left a nice ancestry.

Noblesse Oblige is still present.
All our supreme court justices went to Harvard or Yale.
Presidents The last President not to attend Harvard or Yale was Ronald Reagan and he likely did not go to Harvard because he was too old by the time it opened.
We have replaced blood with a Harvard or Yale, except getting into those schools normally just means your parents had the money to pay for a private tutor and a private school education.

Yeah, but that isn't true world over. Maybe for America, not so much for European countries. Sure, you have a political elite - you're always going to have an elite, but that idea of intellectual hereditary tradition you're giving off doesn't seem to be the same as noblesse oblige. Harvard and Yale are the best universities in the world. You want the people who are going to be running the country to go there, in the same way most UK prime ministers/people with influence have gone to Cambridge, Oxford, St Andrews, or LSE/UCL/KCL - one of the universities considered to be exceptional.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

It's cute that you can sit in your nice pleasant state that guarantees human rights and pretend being murdered by counter-revolutionaries or by right-wing death squads is somehow any less horrible than being killed by communist revolutionaries, or secret police, and that it would be preferable to the life an average person had in a (faux)communist state. Given the shitty situations that existed in every country that claimed to be communist before their revolution, and that even many of the worst Leninist shitholes still saw some improvement in standard of living over their pre-communist era, for the average person, it's not that bad being red, and probably better than being dead.

Don't mistake this for a defence of Cuba or China or Soviet Russia, just do a before and after and accept there's been far worse systems then Leninist dictatorships.

Best Korea is the exception that proves the rule.

You counter bravado with a reasonable and well-thought out argument

It's not very effective...

Dang, next time I should try trolling. It's super effective!

[Futurephilosostan]

Lols. Five bucks Iran claims Anon is US/Zionist puppet group.

I would add 5 bucks that conspiracy theorists claim that US government will cyberattack Iran masked as Anon attack

[Sucrati]

*After some hacking...*

"Oh look, Iran has nukes, let's set them off!"

"But do they have a target?"

"I don't know, but let's hope they don't."

*Nuclear ICBMs activate, and 'accidentally' launch into Israel, setting the land on fire and soaking it in radiation.*

"Whoops, the nukes hit Israel, oh well, they had it coming."

"Uh, we were back traced, crap, Russia and China has just allied with Iran and are planning to attack..."

[The Corparation]

*After some hacking...*

"Oh look, Iran has nukes, let's set them off!"

"But do they have a target?"

"I don't know, but let's hope they don't."

*Nuclear ICBMs activate, and 'accidentally' launch into Israel, setting the land on fire and soaking it in radiation.*

"Whoops, the nukes hit Israel, oh well, they had it coming."

"Uh, we were back traced, crap, Russia and China has just allied with Iran and are planning to attack..."

Iran doesn't have nukes. Reasoning: Israel has a very capable intelligence service and the moment Iran finishes one and has it ready for use they have a multitude of different flight paths depending on who'll let them fly over to get to Iran for one way suicide missions by Israeli fighter-bombers.

[Roman Cilicia]

Israel currently has more nuclear weapons than Persia. All reports suggest that Israel has between 70 and 200 'nukes', but Persia has never been shown to have even one. In fact, the Ayatollah of Persia declared that the use of nuclear weaponry is a "crime against Allah".

The West usually supports the Judaic state, though, because Israel's nuclear policy mainly relies on the 'Samson Option' - if Israel is on the verge of defeat and implied destruction at the hands of the Ayarabs, they can and will launch their nukes firstly towards all major Arabic population centers and secondly Europe itself.

Europe would rather appease the Zionists than face nuclear winter, as would most people.

[The Corparation]

Israel currently has more nuclear weapons than Persia. All reports suggest that Israel has between 70 and 200 'nukes', but Persia has never been shown to have even one. In fact, the Ayatollah of Persia declared that the use of nuclear weaponry is a "crime against Allah".

The West usually supports the Judaic state, though, because Israel's nuclear policy mainly relies on the 'Samson Option' - if Israel is on the verge of defeat and implied destruction at the hands of the Ayarabs, they can and will launch their nukes firstly towards all major Arabic population centers and secondly Europe itself.

Europe would rather appease the Zionists than face nuclear winter, as would most people.

Israel is really only concerned about Iran. They will never nuke Europe, and its a long shot they'll ever hit their neighbors. Iran is the only realistic target.

[Sucrati]

Israel currently has more nuclear weapons than Persia. All reports suggest that Israel has between 70 and 200 'nukes', but Persia has never been shown to have even one. In fact, the Ayatollah of Persia declared that the use of nuclear weaponry is a "crime against Allah".

The West usually supports the Judaic state, though, because Israel's nuclear policy mainly relies on the 'Samson Option' - if Israel is on the verge of defeat and implied destruction at the hands of the Ayarabs, they can and will launch their nukes firstly towards all major Arabic population centers and secondly Europe itself.

Europe would rather appease the Zionists than face nuclear winter, as would most people.

Israel is really only concerned about Iran. They will never nuke Europe, and its a long shot they'll ever hit their neighbors. Iran is the only realistic target.

Well... now that Egypt has gone the way of the Muslim Brotherhood... things are changing...

[The Corparation]

Israel is really only concerned about Iran. They will never nuke Europe, and its a long shot they'll ever hit their neighbors. Iran is the only realistic target.

Well... now that Egypt has gone the way of the Muslim Brotherhood... things are changing...

Eygpt hasn't gone the way of the muslim brotherhood. They're just one of the better organized groups They aren't the most popular people there.

[Serviss]

Does Iran even have Internet?

Yes, yes it does. Iran is actually fairly modern, at least as modern as the Soviet Union.

I meant I didn't think it was legal