Anal and Oral Sex

[Saint Clair Island]

My god. You are an endangered species.

Yeah, its sad. Never met anybody quit like me I'm afraid.

*waves*

Well, you dont have to consider yourself Human to be a Homo Sapien...

So, I believe you will have a hard time getting on the list, Im afraid,

Actually, its not really a species issue. Its sexuality. I am asexual, kinda like heterosexual or bisexual, asexual is also a sexual preference in, uh, partners. I prefer none.

Silly term. You're asexual? You reproduce through mitosis? I'd like to see someone do that once.

[Farnhamia]

Like in real life, sometimes its a bit faster to slip on out through the backdoor.

You do realize that the point is not to be done as quickly as possible, yeah?

I think it's funny that Wikipedia links to the two were thought necessary, as if someone would be confused as to what was under discussion. Although I suppose if someone were of an excessively literal turn of mind, they might could confuse 'oral sex' with 'talking dirty.'

I have shit to do. I am not going to waste a few hours of my day just rolling around in bed or talking about her feelings when I could be preparing for a presentation at work, studying for class, drinking beer, or hitting on her other sorority sisters. I finish, give her ample time to, then sleep or leave. Its not easy being a publicly traded commodity with a high stock value.

Ever the gentleman, Parth.

[Kusatsu]

Oh, I gathered as much, I was speaking of your desire to get onto the endangered species list...

Well, ya know, if the legal definition of humans includes anything about sexual gratification or pleasure seeking from sex, then technically I could register myself as a new species, given I have a good enough lawyer.

Hm, sounds pretty good.... *gets out drawing board, starts writing*

[Kusatsu]

Silly term. You're asexual? You reproduce through mitosis? I'd like to see someone do that once.

asexual
adjective
°Having no distinct sex.
°Without sexual action.
"asexual reproduction"
noun
°A person who lacks interest in or desire for sex.

Mhm, thought so.

[Maerngau]

is it with ur wife? if its not ur sinning so you shouldnt do either

? How about for us unmarried folk?

I do believe that cheating on a partner is a lowly thing to do.

[Parthenon]

You do realize that the point is not to be done as quickly as possible, yeah?

I think it's funny that Wikipedia links to the two were thought necessary, as if someone would be confused as to what was under discussion. Although I suppose if someone were of an excessively literal turn of mind, they might could confuse 'oral sex' with 'talking dirty.'

I have shit to do. I am not going to waste a few hours of my day just rolling around in bed or talking about her feelings when I could be preparing for a presentation at work, studying for class, drinking beer, or hitting on her other sorority sisters. I finish, give her ample time to, then sleep or leave. Its not easy being a publicly traded commodity with a high stock value.

Ever the gentleman, Parth.

I try.

[Maerngau]

Anyways, the Anal sex ain't for me, but if others enjoy it the way I do oral/regular sex than I don't really have a grounds to object to it.

I can think of a few medical reasons - oral performed on a woman can increase the performer's incidence of throat cancer. Which is a shame

[JarVik]

The way I see it, sex is just a waste of time. Other than offspring, I get absolutely nothing out of it. Plus its a bit discomforting of an experience too.

Sex is one of the best wastes of time, and other than offspring your supposed to get off on it.

Discomforting? Seriously? are you sure your doing it right?

Do get me wrong, Its not like I'm saying you should go full turbo slut or manwhore but it is a pleasureable activity when your ready for it.

[Minnas]

Why would you do Anal Sex or Oral Sex

Because people like both.

[Farnhamia]

Anyways, the Anal sex ain't for me, but if others enjoy it the way I do oral/regular sex than I don't really have a grounds to object to it.

I can think of a few medical reasons - oral performed on a woman can increase the performer's incidence of throat cancer. Which is a shame

If you're ... no, no, you're doing it wrong. I really do need to ask for a source on that one.

[Saint Clair Island]

Mhm, thought so.

Wasn't talking dictionary decisions. That's just the image I get when people mention being asexual. "Oh, you are? Do you release spores into the atmosphere, or just bud children off after getting fertilized by bees?"

[Maurepas]

Oh, I gathered as much, I was speaking of your desire to get onto the endangered species list...

Well, ya know, if the legal definition of humans includes anything about sexual gratification or pleasure seeking from sex, then technically I could register myself as a new species, given I have a good enough lawyer.

Hm, sounds pretty good.... *gets out drawing board, starts writing*

I would say that it would require both Sexuality and Nonsexuality considering that both are a part of Human Nature...

[Poliwanacraca]

Why would you do Anal Sex or Oral Sex

Because they are enjoyable.

This has been another edition of Simple Answers to Stupid Questions.

Come on people, this is the wrong topic for this game, this is disgusting to why would you post such things.

General
For discussion and debate about anything.

Question answered?

[Dyakovo]

Because it makes baby Jesus cry.

I don't think you're supposed to do those things to baby Jesus.

Well, other than the crying he's never complained...

[Maerngau]

Because anal and oral feel sooooo good. Take it from me.

No, really, take it from me...

[JarVik]

Anyways, the Anal sex ain't for me, but if others enjoy it the way I do oral/regular sex than I don't really have a grounds to object to it.

I can think of a few medical reasons - oral performed on a woman can increase the performer's incidence of throat cancer. Which is a shame

Really? I can get cancer from going down on a women? I didn't know that. How come?

[Dyakovo]

Because anal and oral feel sooooo good. Take it from me.

No, really, take it from me...

Can I just take the latter from you, and give you the former?

[Kusatsu]

The way I see it, sex is just a waste of time. Other than offspring, I get absolutely nothing out of it. Plus its a bit discomforting of an experience too.

Sex is one of the best wastes of time, and other than offspring your supposed to get off on it.

Discomforting? Seriously? are you sure your doing it right?

Do get me wrong, Its not like I'm saying you should go full turbo slut or manwhore but it is a pleasureable activity when your ready for it.

Well of course it is a waste of time, hell, using the Nation States forums right now is a waste of time. However, being that these forums are entertaining to me, I don't see it as a waste of time. I get something out of it, and that is entertainment.

I simply don't understand why people like sex, and gave up on figuring it out ages ago.

[Tiesabre]

Because anal and oral feel sooooo good. Take it from me.

No, really, take it from me...

[Tiesabre]

Because anal and oral feel sooooo good. Take it from me.

No, really, take it from me...

Can I just take the latter from you, and give you the former?

Sounds like a deal to me.

[Dyakovo]

Anyways, the Anal sex ain't for me, but if others enjoy it the way I do oral/regular sex than I don't really have a grounds to object to it.

I can think of a few medical reasons - oral performed on a woman can increase the performer's incidence of throat cancer. Which is a shame

Source?
Not that I think you can come up with one...

[Smunkeeville]

How come?

Her cum.

I assume.

[Saint Clair Island]

The way I see it, sex is just a waste of time. Other than offspring, I get absolutely nothing out of it. Plus its a bit discomforting of an experience too.

Sex is one of the best wastes of time, and other than offspring your supposed to get off on it.

Discomforting? Seriously? are you sure your doing it right?

Do get me wrong, Its not like I'm saying you should go full turbo slut or manwhore but it is a pleasureable activity when your ready for it.

I, personally, find the whole thing pretty disgusting. (At least, the reaction I have towards sex is approximately the same as the reaction I have to images of people's eyes getting gouged out.) People always tell me it's supposed to be beautiful or enjoyable, but I just can't see that. Moreover, arousal seriously bothers me -- I know it's a natural physical reaction, which doesn't require me to engage in ... activities I dislike, but it's a natural physical reaction I'd rather get rid of (much like, say, pooping).

Again though, if they want it -- more power to them.

[Maerngau]

Anyways, the Anal sex ain't for me, but if others enjoy it the way I do oral/regular sex than I don't really have a grounds to object to it.

I can think of a few medical reasons - oral performed on a woman can increase the performer's incidence of throat cancer. Which is a shame

Really? I can get cancer from going down on a women? I didn't know that. How come?

Let's see. . .
http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/ ... ancer-rise

uly 29, 2009 - Changing sexual practices have led to a dramatic rise in throat cancer in the United States over the past two decades, and experts say they fear an epidemic of the disease.

The comments were made Wednesday at a news conference held by the American Association for Cancer Research to discuss research into the role of the sexually transmitted human papilloma virus ( HPV) in head and neck cancer.

Increasing rates of HPV infection, spread through oral sex, is largely driving the rapid rise in oropharyngeal cancers, which include tumors of the throat, tonsils, and base of the tongue, said Scott Lippman, MD, who chairs the thoracic department at the University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center.

Studies of oropharyngeal tumor tissue stored 20 years ago show that only around 20% are HPV positive, Lippman said. Today it is estimated that 60% of patients are infected with the virus.

“The percentage of oropharyngeal cancers that are HPV positive is much higher now than it was 20 years ago,” he said. “This is a real trend, and that is why there is concern of an epidemic given that fact that oropharyngeal cancer is increasing at an alarming rate.”
Changing Face of Throat Cancer

Smoking and alcohol abuse were once considered the only major risk factors for these cancers, but this is no longer the case.

American Cancer Society Chief Medical Officer Otis Brawley, MD, said as many as half of the oropharyngeal cancers diagnosed today appear to be caused by HPV infection.

“Changing sexual practices over the last 20 years, especially as they relate to oral sex, are increasing the rate of head and neck cancers and may be increasing the rates of other cancers as well,” he said.

He added that there is some evidence that oral HPV infection is also a risk factor for a type of cancer of the esophagus.

“The paradigm is changing,” Lippman said. “The types of patients we are seeing now with oropharyngeal cancers are not the patients we have classically seen who were older, smokers, and have lots of other problems. These are young people, executives, a whole different population.”
Oral Sex Not Safe Sex

The experts agreed that it is critical for the public to understand that oral sex doesn’t equal safe sex.

The message was unofficially promoted in the early days of the HIV epidemic and it is still widely believed by many, especially teens.

Studies suggest that teens are often unaware of the risks associated with unprotected oral sex, including the transmission of HPV, chlamydia, and gonorrhea.

“There is a huge public health message here,” Brawley said.

Believe me, I'm disappointed too I'm glad this topic, uh, came up though so more people know about the risks.

[Kusatsu]

Mhm, thought so.

Wasn't talking dictionary decisions. That's just the image I get when people mention being asexual. "Oh, you are? Do you release spores into the atmosphere, or just bud children off after getting fertilized by bees?"

Well fine, give me the word you would use for me and I'll start referring to myself as that instead.

I would say that it would require both Sexuality and Nonsexuality considering that both are a part of Human Nature...

I'm no expert on human nature, oftentimes I pretend no such thing exists because I lack some of the essential components of it (ie: sexual desire). But meh, I don't need to fight to be recognized as a new species... yet.