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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:24 pm

Why do people do anal and oral sex? Because it's good. Because it brings you closer to your partner. Because it's fucking amazing and pleasurable. Heck, because they like it.
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Postby Smunkeeville » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:25 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote: Because it brings you closer to your partner.

Only in physical vicinity.
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Postby Maurepas » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:26 pm

La Habana wrote:Bukakke and Gokkun: Choose.

Whichever one is cheaper at the shop, ;)

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Postby Maurepas » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:26 pm

Smunkeeville wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote: Because it brings you closer to your partner.

Only in physical vicinity.

I think that would depend on the relationship...

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Postby Kusatsu » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:28 pm

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Kusatsu wrote:I'm no expert on human nature, oftentimes I pretend no such thing exists because I lack some of the essential components of it (ie: sexual desire).


Im guessing one of a few problems here. Either your young and havnt reached sexual maturity yet, you have been sexually abused at some point, if your female, you might be one of those 33% that just dont have orgasms, or you might have been brought up in an insanely conservative home where sex is bad has been drilled into your head by uptight parents. Id recommend therapy to explore these possibilities.


First: I have reached full sexual maturity, unless one or more hormones are missing, and I am well past my teenage years (not giving specifics though)

Second: No, I have never been sexually abused, unless you consider a stalker sexual abuse.

Third: I am male, not female.

Fourth and finally: no, my parents nor anybody else raising me ever gave a shit about me. I could have smoked pot in the living room and brought home two different girls each night if I wanted to, but I didn't. I don't need therapy, I am perfectly content how I am thank you very much.

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Postby Tiesabre » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:29 pm

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Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote: Because it brings you closer to your partner.

Only in physical vicinity.

You're making it sound too simple.

I'll be the first to admit that sex isn't a very emotional thing to me, but I understand to some other people it is. I understand that to some people, having someone inside them or being inside someone else or whatever the case is a very emotional thing.
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Postby Heinleinites » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:29 pm

Maerngau wrote:Did you read the source that was printed in full in this very thread?


It's not cunnilingus that causes the increase in cancers, though. It's oral sex with anyone who has HPV. Besides, it seems like everything gives you cancer, lately. Any day now they're going to come out with a study that shows that laboratory studies about cancer cause cancer.
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Postby The Imperial Navy » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:30 pm

24 year old virgin

*Flex*

Oh wait... :(

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Postby Maerngau » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:30 pm

Maurepas wrote:Meh, going outside is riskier than it used to be...my Drinking water is riskier than it used to be...

Personally, I dont think those things actually are any riskier, I think that now people simply know of the risks that were already there is all...


Perhaps. . . . I wish my partner had your attitude :(
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Postby Maurepas » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:30 pm

Heinleinites wrote:
Maerngau wrote:Did you read the source that was printed in full in this very thread?


It's not cunnilingus that causes the increase in cancers, though. It's oral sex with anyone who has HPV. Besides, it seems like everything gives you cancer, lately. Any day now they're going to come out with a study that shows that laboratory studies about cancer cause cancer.

Reading about them probably gives you Optical Cancer, :p

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Postby Saint Clair Island » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:31 pm

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But there is nothing "humans" do; there are things a human does, and there are even things a majority of humans do, but there's nothing all humans do. Except breathe, eat and drink, excrete, and sleep, and you can hardly argue that those things make up the human nature to which all those political, philosophical, and religious arguments appeal.

Yes, but the things a human does, can be plural...Sexuality and Nosexuality are things a human does...since there is more than one human doing both of these things, they are things humans do, i.e. Human Nature...

Those things, however, are diametrically opposed. Defining them both as human nature makes as much sense as defining both greed and altruism as human nature, or defining both creative and destructive impulses as human nature, et cetera -- all of the contradictions would render the definition just about meaningless for any practical purpose.
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Postby Smunkeeville » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:31 pm

Maurepas wrote:
Smunkeeville wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote: Because it brings you closer to your partner.

Only in physical vicinity.

I think that would depend on the relationship...

Yeah, but it's not 100% "will bring you closer to your partner" unless you only mean physically which yeah, you have to be close.... you can't do it from across the room. :meh:
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Postby Maerngau » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:31 pm

Heinleinites wrote:
Maerngau wrote:Did you read the source that was printed in full in this very thread?


It's not cunnilingus that causes the increase in cancers, though. It's oral sex with anyone who has HPV. Besides, it seems like everything gives you cancer, lately. Any day now they're going to come out with a study that shows that laboratory studies about cancer cause cancer.



Who cares? The implication of the study is that performing oral increases the risk of throat cancer. That's the only point I've made. Can you refute that?

Hey, if it's worth the risk - go for it. More power to you.
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Postby Allied Governments » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:32 pm

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Kusatsu wrote:I'm no expert on human nature, oftentimes I pretend no such thing exists because I lack some of the essential components of it (ie: sexual desire).


Im guessing one of a few problems here. Either your young and havnt reached sexual maturity yet, you have been sexually abused at some point, if your female, you might be one of those 33% that just dont have orgasms, or you might have been brought up in an insanely conservative home where sex is bad has been drilled into your head by uptight parents. Id recommend therapy to explore these possibilities.


First: I have reached full sexual maturity, unless one or more hormones are missing, and I am well past my teenage years (not giving specifics though)

Second: No, I have never been sexually abused, unless you consider a stalker sexual abuse.

Third: I am male, not female.

Fourth and finally: no, my parents nor anybody else raising me ever gave a shit about me. I could have smoked pot in the living room and brought home two different girls each night if I wanted to, but I didn't. I don't need therapy, I am perfectly content how I am thank you very much.

It may interest you to know that about 90% of the people who know me believe I am insane, and very few of them even know about my sexual orientation.


There's a reason they think you're insane, you refuse to partake in essentially the only function of organic life.
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Postby Parthenon » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:32 pm

Heinleinites wrote:
Parthenon wrote:I have shit to do. I am not going to waste a few hours of my day just rolling around in bed or talking about her feelings when I could be preparing for a presentation at work, studying for class, drinking beer, or hitting on her other sorority sisters. I finish, give her ample time to, then sleep or leave. Its not easy being a publicly traded commodity with a high stock value.


Tucker Max and Maddox are your idols aren't they? Lord know, nobody is ever going to confuse me with The Sensitive Guy, but even I think this tips the asshole scale a little.

Don't read any Maddox. Tucker is pretty entertaining, however, being a Duke alum really detracts from his cool points in my book. He was pretty spot on about Chapel Hill being one of the best places to pick up girls though as "all the guys are either pussies or gay".
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Postby Tiesabre » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:33 pm

Smunkeeville wrote:Yeah, but it's not 100% "will bring you closer to your partner" unless you only mean physically which yeah, you have to be close.... you can't do it from across the room. :meh:

I dunno about that, I've seen a lot of porn in my day.
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Postby Saint Clair Island » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:33 pm

Intestinal fluids wrote:
Kusatsu wrote:I'm no expert on human nature, oftentimes I pretend no such thing exists because I lack some of the essential components of it (ie: sexual desire).


Im guessing one of a few problems here.

This also happens to me so I'll go through your little checklist:
Either your young and havnt reached sexual maturity yet,

Nope.
you have been sexually abused at some point,

Nope.
if your female, you might be one of those 33% that just dont have orgasms,

Nope.
or you might have been brought up in an insanely conservative home where sex is bad has been drilled into your head by uptight parents.

Nope. Well, what do you know! It looks like some people are just born nonsexual*, much like the people who are born heterosexual or homosexual. Amazing. :blink:

* Well, all right, I don't identify as "nonsexual" but as "antisexual", but that's a different matter entirely.
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Postby Smunkeeville » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:34 pm

Allied Governments wrote:There's a reason they think you're insane, you refuse to partake in essentially the only function of organic life.

So, less competition for you! Notice a good thing when you see one. You need the least amount of competitors possible.
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Postby Maurepas » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:34 pm

Saint Clair Island wrote:Those things, however, are diametrically opposed. Defining them both as human nature makes as much sense as defining both greed and altruism as human nature, or defining both creative and destructive impulses as human nature, et cetera -- all of the contradictions would render the definition just about meaningless for any practical purpose.

Not really, the things you mentioned already are considered part of human nature, my practical purpose for the term is A) in the definition of Homo Sapien, and B) in showing that these things happen no matter what because they are things Humans do...

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Postby Smunkeeville » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:34 pm

Tiesabre wrote:
Smunkeeville wrote:Yeah, but it's not 100% "will bring you closer to your partner" unless you only mean physically which yeah, you have to be close.... you can't do it from across the room. :meh:

I dunno about that, I've seen a lot of porn in my day.

Ah, I don't watch porn so I wouldn't know about that. :blink:
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Postby Kusatsu » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:34 pm

Allied Governments wrote:It may interest you to know that about 90% of the people who know me believe I am insane, and very few of them even know about my sexual orientation.


There's a reason they think you're insane, you refuse to partake in essentially the only function of organic life.[/quote]

If "the only function of organic life" you are referring to is sexual intercourse, then I will repeat myself in saying that very few of the people who do consider me insane do not know about my sexual orientation, or rather, lack of one.
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Postby Galloism » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:35 pm

Smunkeeville wrote:
Allied Governments wrote:There's a reason they think you're insane, you refuse to partake in essentially the only function of organic life.

So, less competition for you! Notice a good thing when you see one. You need the least amount of competitors possible.


I was planning on killing all the sexually capable males on planet earth, and then all the women in the world will have to come to me and beg in order to procreate. *nods*

My child support payments are going to be hell, though. :(
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Postby Parthenon » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:36 pm

Smunkeeville wrote: you can't do it from across the room. :meh:

You obviously haven't met me sweety.
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Smunkeeville wrote:
Allied Governments wrote:There's a reason they think you're insane, you refuse to partake in essentially the only function of organic life.

So, less competition for you! Notice a good thing when you see one. You need the least amount of competitors possible.


Who said I was complaining?
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