Oh please. I have an essay on morality due tomorrow morning. And I haven't even started yet.

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by Conserative Morality » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:56 pm


by Mosasauria » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:57 pm
Norstal wrote:Mosasauria wrote:Do one for me!
I have a lab report due in two days, but fine.
You are a young teenager that lives in the U.S, in a state that begins with the letter F and shaped like a penis. You have insecurities that prevents you from socializing with others, but this makes you more wiser. After graduating your high school with a GPA of over nine thousand, you soon find out that no one really likes marine biologists, except in Hawaii. So you attend University of Hawaii, Hilo to study the fishies and the pachyderms and the seaweed and the whatnots. After graduating with a B.S in biology, you will spend 12 months finding a job with no luck. You'll regret majoring in biology and will subsequently ask yourself "Why...why didn't I major in something more useful than biology. Like physics or chemistry or engineering. Why didn't I become a millionaire like Norstal?" In your anger, you jumped off a cliff, into the sea. However, because the sea was contaminated with the radiation from the Fukushima power plant fallout, you gained mutant powers. Soon, you emerge as Aquaman, able to communicate with animals and breathe in water. Also you can't die.

by The ivain isles » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:58 pm
Yesiree wrote:UFOs are real, I've seen them. But if ghosts are just electromagnetic energy forcing you to see things, why do so many people see the exact same stuff in the exact same places?

by Intangelon » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:58 pm

by Venti Americanos » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:59 pm
Mosasauria wrote: However, because the sea was contaminated with the radiation from the Fukushima power plant fallout, you gained mutant powers. Soon, you emerge as Aquaman, able to communicate with animals and breathe in water. Also you can't die.
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That last part sounds like a homicidal dream I had...

by Farnhamia » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:59 pm

by Big Jim P » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:00 pm
Intangelon wrote:Unexplained =/= supernatural.
It means exactly that: unexplained. When we reach for the supernatural to write off what we do not understand, we lower ourselves.

by Conserative Morality » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:00 pm
Farnhamia wrote:I knew you were both going to say that.


by Lackadaisical2 » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:00 pm
Voltyre wrote:I hate to say this, a demonic presence. Or a college roommate.

The only ghostly experience I've had was a cup full of water moving on a table on it's own. Keep in mind that I checked for wind, any forces pushing it, or a slippery table - I found none.
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by Tsa-la-gi Nation » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:01 pm
The ivain isles wrote:Tsa-la-gi Nation wrote:Now I have a wife for over two years. The door slamming exp. was the 1st dream I had, waking at 2:45 in our new home. I say new home, but I moved out of a 1925 built home in northern Va & moved to her house build in 1917 in batimore. But, yes the dream still continue not living alone.
Odd, most door slamming, nightmares, etc. can usually be explained by adolescents living in the house. Though, considering your family experienced this as well, I would put it down to an extremely dark family secret. Either that or your possess a gift, Though If it were that, it probably wouldn't be as bad. What are the dreams usually like?

by Mosasauria » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:01 pm

by Farnhamia » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:03 pm


by The ivain isles » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:03 pm
Tsa-la-gi Nation wrote:The ivain isles wrote:
Odd, most door slamming, nightmares, etc. can usually be explained by adolescents living in the house. Though, considering your family experienced this as well, I would put it down to an extremely dark family secret. Either that or your possess a gift, Though If it were that, it probably wouldn't be as bad. What are the dreams usually like?
Like someone has put their head into mine & is looking for something in my mind, or trying to experience something in my memories for themself. It's taken me years of experiencing this to get to this point of reflection on the subject. It took me a while before I noticed the wake up time, & then when I was wondering if it could be a haunting, my mine started struggling more with the "dreams", then finally the slamming attic door, but that hasn't happened since. However, it does feel like a sort of invasion.

by Conserative Morality » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:04 pm



by Farnhamia » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:07 pm
Mosasauria wrote:Farnhamia wrote:Wait, what? Limestone does what? Sauce, please, O Great Swimmer of the Shallow Sea.
http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/mining/pubs/pdfs/j0377065.pdf
tl;dr:
Limestone can distort, reflect, and absorb the energy of lower frequency EM waves.


by Norstal » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:09 pm
Conserative Morality wrote:Oh please. I have an essay on morality due tomorrow morning. And I haven't even started yet.
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by Conserative Morality » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:10 pm
Norstal wrote:Unlike paranormal research, I have to actually acquire data and make analysis. And my data is missing.
You can't bs it like morality papers...or history papers. *Runs*


by Mosasauria » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:10 pm
Farnhamia wrote:Mosasauria wrote:http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/mining/pubs/pdfs/j0377065.pdf
tl;dr:
Limestone can distort, reflect, and absorb the energy of lower frequency EM waves.
You couldn't find something more technical?

by Roman Cilicia » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:12 pm
Kylarosa wrote:
The romans were destroyed by tribes like the mongols

by Farnhamia » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:12 pm
Yeah, gotta keep Thrungor happy. Me, I'm easy to keep happy. Don't make sweeping generalizations and always, always put discussion material in your OP. Do that and we shall be friends. 

by Conserative Morality » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:13 pm
Roman Cilicia wrote:Do not joke about the proud Sumerian race! A friend of mine made that mistake. He ordered the bulldozing of an ancient ruin, relic of high Sumer, while working for the Iraqi government under Saddam Hussain in the 80s. It was on top of a large sulfur deposited that he wished extracted.
So, after gauging that there was no treasure of any kind inside, he sent a squad of soldiers to enter it and lay the charges that would've toppled the whole structure. Well, he waited three odd hours and noone came back out of the ruin. He sent in another squad to the same effect. At last he got the entire platoon to follow him inside with ropes, flashlights, etc. I was waiting outside with some of the laborers, smoking cigarattes and chatting.
Out of the direction of the desert a mighty sandstorm came, unexpected and unprepared for, though usually we got much warning before such events. It was larger than any I had ever seen before. Well, it raged, and we escaped as best we could to the trucks and holed ourselves up, but when we emerged, the ruin was entirely buried under the new dunes, and the strength of the buffet had disoriented us, that we knew not where the structure was. In this way was my friend punished for his sacrilege.

by Farnhamia » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:13 pm
Roman Cilicia wrote:Conserative Morality wrote:Yes, but you're a timeless Sumerian goddess. That doesn't count.
Do not joke about the proud Sumerian race! A friend of mine made that mistake. He ordered the bulldozing of an ancient ruin, relic of high Sumer, while working for the Iraqi government under Saddam Hussain in the 80s. It was on top of a large sulfur deposited that he wished extracted.
So, after gauging that there was no treasure of any kind inside, he sent a squad of soldiers to enter it and lay the charges that would've toppled the whole structure. Well, he waited three odd hours and noone came back out of the ruin. He sent in another squad to the same effect. At last he got the entire platoon to follow him inside with ropes, flashlights, etc. I was waiting outside with some of the laborers, smoking cigarattes and chatting.
Out of the direction of the desert a mighty sandstorm came, unexpected and unprepared for, though usually we got much warning before such events. It was larger than any I had ever seen before. Well, it raged, and we escaped as best we could to the trucks and holed ourselves up, but when we emerged, the ruin was entirely buried under the new dunes, and the strength of the buffet had disoriented us, that we knew not where the structure was. In this way was my friend punished for his sacrilege.

by Distruzio » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:14 pm
Ammoka wrote:Do you believe in paranormal things? like this?So when I was around the age of 1, my mother had a vision or dream, or it was reality, that a man stood before her bedroom door saying that she had to watch out next day. What happened the following day? I had a very low blood sugar ratio so I almost died.
Also interesting, the man who stood before the door looked like my fathers grandfather (he was in Bosnia because of the civil war when this 'dream' happened).
So was it a dream, a vision or reality? And is he good or evil? Will he speak to me because I am older now (15) or will he keep speeking to my mother?
Yes, it was me, can you maybe explain it?

by Roman Cilicia » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:17 pm
Conserative Morality wrote:I once killed a sacred goose of Juno and was punished for my transgressions by having the rest of the flock devour my flesh.
Kylarosa wrote:
The romans were destroyed by tribes like the mongols

by Conserative Morality » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:18 pm
Roman Cilicia wrote:Truly have the old demon-gods weakened, that you were not struck down. For you seem to me to be alive. Unless you jest.
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