I concur with that ROFL.
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by Caecili » Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:55 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:56 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Caecili » Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:57 pm

by Myrensis » Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:57 pm
Distruzio wrote:Given the fact that science cannot disprove Him, and that He is always the unattainable goal, I'd say that it's rather obvious that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. For every discovery science reveals to us, a dozen more pop up just like that as a result of said discovery. No matter what scientific field, no matter how descriptive the hypothesis is, more mysteries are always the result of any scientific revelation. Being that Pastafarians proclaim the Flying Spaghetti Monster to be the impossibly perfect thing ever beyond our reach. I'd present that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is all those new mysteries we discover. It isn't necessarily important that we attribute to the Flying Spaghetti monster the imagery of an "invisible noodle in the sky." What is important is that we can never reach Him.

by Caecili » Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:58 pm
Myrensis wrote:Distruzio wrote:Given the fact that science cannot disprove Him, and that He is always the unattainable goal, I'd say that it's rather obvious that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. For every discovery science reveals to us, a dozen more pop up just like that as a result of said discovery. No matter what scientific field, no matter how descriptive the hypothesis is, more mysteries are always the result of any scientific revelation. Being that Pastafarians proclaim the Flying Spaghetti Monster to be the impossibly perfect thing ever beyond our reach. I'd present that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is all those new mysteries we discover. It isn't necessarily important that we attribute to the Flying Spaghetti monster the imagery of an "invisible noodle in the sky." What is important is that we can never reach Him.
Feel free to replace with "Invisible Pink Unicorn", "Zeus", or "Leprechauns", since you don't seem to think "I believe it to be so" constitutes valid evidence, they're all just as valid as "God".

by Norstal » Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:58 pm
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★
New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.
IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10
NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:00 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Norstal » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:01 pm
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★
New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.
IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10
NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.

by Dyakovo » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:07 pm

by Bottle » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:19 pm
Norstal wrote:YellowApple wrote:
God = Science.
Atheists and Christians and Muslims and Jews are all worshiping the same freaking thing: Science. Which also goes by the name "God". Or "Allah". Or is divided into a multitude of other smaller gods, in the case of Hinduism, or none at all, in the case of Buddhism.
So now the argument is "which name is the most correct?"
False. So false, the boolean variable for this statement is broken. Now I have to use something else to compare it to...
I feel insulted at how someone can blatantly label years of work to fit their own philosophical views, so here, let me spoon-feed the facts for you. The scientific method:1. Define the question
2. Gather information and resources (observe)
3. Form hypothesis
4. Perform experiment and collect data
5. Analyze data
6. Interpret data and draw conclusions that serve as a starting point for new hypothesis
7. Publish results
8. Retest (frequently done by other scientists)
And you know what religious people do to our research?1. Erase everything and fit it to our own needs.
That's fucking bullshit. Do not ever conclude there is a god. Ever. Especially not under the name of science.

by Jasonovia » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:41 pm
Farnhamia wrote:Jasonovia wrote:
Or it just means I like to ruminate on subjects I don't completely understand myself. I shouldn't allow myself to take on other heavy topics in a thread that is heavy enough on its own. But I was thinking about the topic of Divine Simplicity and how if God simply is then is it truly accurate to talk about what God "does"? Not a very important point to what I was talking about, frankly.
It just gets me that people look for God in the supernatural as if He's some sort of magician, when there are literally infinite numbers of observable natural occurrences every day that are also God's work. If I want to learn more about God's works, I study science (and I am an engineer by trade). I don't understand the dichotomy between acts of god and scientific explanations; just that one is more specific than the other.
(And no, that does not mean God is the laws of physics)
I don't know, "Divine Simplicity" strikes me as just another kind of Christian apologetics. What it does is take an active deity who worked in this world and spoke to those whom he favored, and dissolve him away into the whole universe. This does have the benefit, I suppose, of avoiding uncomfortable questions about the lack of his active presence in the world today. That seems cold comfort to people who expect a moving, acting father-figure.
Perhaps instead of "supernatural," which word does have a great many connotations that don't exactly apply to a discussion of the nature of God, we might use it with a hyphen, "super-natural." Or perhaps "otherworldly." The Germans have given us great theologians, maybe we could say "jenseitige." At any rate, my vision of the universe does not need an otherworldy divinity, eine jenseitige Gottheit, running it. He clutters it up and his followers keep telling me how to live my life. It becomes annoying after a while.

by YellowApple » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:05 pm
Norstal wrote:YellowApple wrote:
Besides, I wasn't even trying to claim that God created science or any other magical mumbo-jumbo like that. I was noting the similarity, that there's really no difference between God and science. The only difference is the people who believe in them. Everyone believes in something, be it Jesus or Einstein, Buddha or Muhammad, Confucius or Socrates. And really, they all fill the same roles, explain the same things, and are equally true to their believers.
Alright, my apologies for misreading you.
Wait a minute, no I do not believe in Einstein. Or Confucius or Socrates. What the fuck.


by YellowApple » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:13 pm
Bottle wrote:Saying "God = Science" is a profound insult to science. Science is infinitely more interesting, entertaining, enjoyable, beautiful, powerful, and awesome. It's like saying "Dirty napkins = Your first born." There's no fucking comparison.

by Unhealthy2 » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:03 am
YellowApple wrote:Says who? Do you have evidence to prove your hypothesis? Or is your evidence your personal belief that science is more "interesting, entertaining, enjoyable, beautiful, powerful, and awesome"?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific ... and_biases
Unless you can provide quantifiable evidence that science is "cooler" than theology, then you're doing little but pointlessly rejecting my observations without any logical reason.
Come on, this is just stupid. It's COMPLETELY OBVIOUS that Bottle was doing nothing more than stating her opinion that she found science more interesting than religion. It's totally obvious that that's what she was doing, and you KNOW that's what she was doing.
by Bitchkitten » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:10 am
YellowApple wrote:Bottle wrote:Saying "God = Science" is a profound insult to science. Science is infinitely more interesting, entertaining, enjoyable, beautiful, powerful, and awesome. It's like saying "Dirty napkins = Your first born." There's no fucking comparison.
Says who? Do you have evidence to prove your hypothesis? Or is your evidence your personal belief that science is more "interesting, entertaining, enjoyable, beautiful, powerful, and awesome"?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific ... and_biases
Unless you can provide quantifiable evidence that science is "cooler" than theology, then you're doing little but pointlessly rejecting my observations without any logical reason.

by Unhealthy2 » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:12 am
Distruzio wrote:Given the fact that science cannot disprove Him, and that He is always the unattainable goal, I'd say that it's rather obvious that God exists.

by Gaiso » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:13 am
YellowApple wrote:Bottle wrote:Saying "God = Science" is a profound insult to science. Science is infinitely more interesting, entertaining, enjoyable, beautiful, powerful, and awesome. It's like saying "Dirty napkins = Your first born." There's no fucking comparison.
Says who? Do you have evidence to prove your hypothesis? Or is your evidence your personal belief that science is more "interesting, entertaining, enjoyable, beautiful, powerful, and awesome"?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific ... and_biases
Unless you can provide quantifiable evidence that science is "cooler" than theology, then you're doing little but pointlessly rejecting my observations without any logical reason.

by Unhealthy2 » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:19 am
YellowApple wrote:What I'm trying to explain is that (hopefully) everyone believes at least something to be true.
Some consider that something to be God, and others consider Science to be the ultimate truth.
Regardless, religion and scientific logic both exist to establish the truths of the universe.
Unfortunately, some are too stubborn to listen to and learn from such alternate viewpoints (example: Creationists).
So sure, in our heads God =/= Science, but they serve the same roles, as different and conflicting as they are.

by The Great Watchers » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:19 am

by Unhealthy2 » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:21 am
The Great Watchers wrote:I believe in God, and science. They are one in the same. If they work together,then they can work out the scientific part of religion.
"Religion isn't wrong. Science is just too young to understand."

by The Great Watchers » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:25 am

by Unhealthy2 » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:26 am
The Great Watchers wrote:Too young to understand some of the things the bible talks about.
You're an atheist, correct?

by The Great Watchers » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:34 am


by Gaiso » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:38 am
The Great Watchers wrote:Unhealthy2 wrote:
Which parts of the bible? Because I would argue that we're too mature as a species to understand many of the very arbitrary and somewhat barbaric laws.
Yeah.
True, it was a different time back then. You have to admit the world was very barbaric a long time ago, correct? Even if you don't belive in the idea of God, you have to at least belive what it teaches help society (Most parts, I mean. I'm a bit thrown about the homosexuality part.). The parts that talk about not stealing, not lying, etc. Those parts had people lead much healthier lives. It was the first real step towards us treating each other fairly.
I was just asking. I'm not here to bash anyone. Everyone has the right to an opinion.

by Bitchkitten » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:45 am
The Great Watchers wrote:Unhealthy2 wrote:
Which parts of the bible? Because I would argue that we're too mature as a species to understand many of the very arbitrary and somewhat barbaric laws.
Yeah.
True, it was a different time back then. You have to admit the world was very barbaric a long time ago, correct? Even if you don't belive in the idea of God, you have to at least belive what it teaches help society (Most parts, I mean. I'm a bit thrown about the homosexuality part.). The parts that talk about not stealing, not lying, etc. Those parts had people lead much healthier lives. It was the first real step towards us treating each other fairly.
I was just asking your belief. I'm not here to bash anyone. Everyone has the right to an opinion.
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