Are you Bisexual or Gay?

[Farnhamia]

Cumming and kissing lead to the rotting of the soul. If one wants true wisdom and spiritual bliss, they must eschew base instincts.

There are a great many deserts out there you could be inhabiting. Why aren't you? I hear that sand is good for the soul.

[Herrebrugh]

And remember kids: no hugging before Buttbuddiage.

Why? Who doesn't like a good cuddle leading up to "buttbuddiage"?

It's immoral. Kissing on the other hand, isn't.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Cumming and kissing lead to the rotting of the soul. If one wants true wisdom and spiritual bliss, they must eschew base instincts.

I've been celebate unable to get laid for years and I can't say that I am any wiser nor do I have spiritual bliss, so that's a load of old bollocks.

[Max Headroom Incident]

I guess it's true that homosexuals are sex crazed animals.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Why? Who doesn't like a good cuddle leading up to "buttbuddiage"?

It's immoral. Kissing on the other hand, isn't.

You're crazy.

[Herrebrugh]

I've been celebate unable to get laid for years and I can't say that I am any wiser nor do I have spiritual bliss, so that's a load of old bollocks.

Now you're just being mean

[Herrebrugh]

I guess it's true that homosexuals are sex crazed animals.

I'll take that as a compliment thank you.

[Deppreeve]

I've been celebate unable to get laid for years and I can't say that I am any wiser nor do I have spiritual bliss, so that's a load of old bollocks.

Well, I wasn't expecting anybody to say that.

[Farnhamia]

I guess it's true that homosexuals are sex crazed animals.

Have you noticed the "Quote" button? A very handy thing, it helps people figure out which post you're replying to.

We're no more sex-crazed than heterosexuals.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Now you're just being mean

As indicated by the smiley, it was a joke. Besides, what would I of all people be doing mocking people for not getting laid? I'd be quite the hypocrite.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Well, I wasn't expecting anybody to say that.

[Indeos]

I guess it's true that homosexuals are sex crazed animals.

No more than heterosexuals. And, honestly, forced asexuality and defying base instincts is bollocks. We exist solely as cogs in a machine that Darwin discovered the workings of, no more and no less.

[Marsholm]

And remember kids: no hugging before Buttbuddiage.

Why? Who doesn't like a good cuddle leading up to "buttbuddiage"?

He has a point...

[The Nuclear Fist]

The anus is very unclean. Waste spews forth from it on a regular basis. Why would one want to put a piece of themselves near this unclean ring of disgust? Pleasure? Pleasure is fleeting.

As is waste. Waste is fleeting. If it isn't, you should get checked out.

Disgust, disgust is fleeting. Those who feel disgust at all times are in need of help.

Life. Life is fleeting. Do what you will in the journey for pleasure, as long as no one is negatively effected in the process.

[Herrebrugh]

Now you're just being mean

As indicated by the smiley, it was a joke. Besides, what would I of all people be doing mocking people for not getting laid? I'd be quite the hypocrite.

Houston: we've got a problem. Apparently 136 is flying without a sarcasm indicator.

[Deppreeve]

Well, I wasn't expecting anybody to say that.

You naughty thing, you. I shall I have to give you a spanking.

[Max Headroom Incident]

Heterosexuals at least procreate the species. I can understand the innate drive to keep a person's genetic line going. Homosexuals use coitus for selfish and confusing reasons.

[Herrebrugh]

Why? Who doesn't like a good cuddle leading up to "buttbuddiage"?

He has a point...

Maybe it is time to start being more open-minded

[Marsholm]

I guess it's true that homosexuals are sex crazed animals.

What about me?

[Farnhamia]

Heterosexuals at least procreate the species. I can understand the innate drive to keep a person's genetic line going. Homosexuals use coitus for selfish and confusing reasons.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it wrong.

[Herrebrugh]

Heterosexuals at least procreate the species. I can understand the innate drive to keep a person's genetic line going. Homosexuals use coitus for selfish and confusing reasons.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it wrong.

Or selfish for that matter.

[Max Headroom Incident]

I'm a man of science.

[Buffett and Colbert]

As indicated by the smiley, it was a joke. Besides, what would I of all people be doing mocking people for not getting laid? I'd be quite the hypocrite.

Houston: we've got a problem. Apparently 136 is flying without a sarcasm indicator.

Usually the smiley expresses anger if not accompanied by an obvious display of sarcasm.

[The Blaatschapen]

Heterosexuals at least procreate the species. I can understand the innate drive to keep a person's genetic line going. Homosexuals use coitus for selfish and confusing reasons.

Not really, I guess they just like it.

And why do you think feces is filthy? It's a natural (by-)product of our body.

[Galloism]

Heterosexuals at least procreate the species. I can understand the innate drive to keep a person's genetic line going. Homosexuals use coitus for selfish and confusing reasons.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it wrong.

I haven't reproduced (to my knowledge).

Ergo, I must use coitus for selfish and confusing reasons.