Kim Jong-il's OFFICIAL Views on NSG

by **Fedeledland** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:45 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Fedeledland wrote:Well then, enlighten me, O Great Lord. What makes fascism different from Juche?

Do you want the list alphabetically or in order of importance?

By order of importance, if you may.

by **Celtica Morgland** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:46 pm

Juche is good but not as good as Dempism anyways are you in the region of juche union

by **Greater Tezdrian** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:47 pm

Fedeledland wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:Do you want the list alphabetically or in order of importance?

By order of importance, if you may.

TG'ed you. Short and simple.

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:47 pm

Greater Tezdrian wrote:
Fedeledland wrote:
By order of importance, if you may.

TG'ed you. Short and simple.

Give me the list, comrade!

by **Grenartia** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:48 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Grenartia wrote:

Nice satire.

Thank you comrade, but I am serious.

So I take it you base your nation on your actual views?

by **Greater Tezdrian** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Syvorji wrote:
Thank you comrade, but I am serious.

So I take it you base your nation on your actual views?

Still satire...

by **Conserative Morality** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm

Fedeledland wrote:By order of importance, if you may.

Juche is a Marxist doctrine and thus aims for classlessness, to a degree. They split it into peasant, bureaucrat, and worker. Fascism is about class co-operation rather than destruction of the class system. Juche is pretty much an empty shell with a thin Marxist veil, it really has little substance to it other than "Communist Autarky"

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Syvorji wrote:
Thank you comrade, but I am serious.

So I take it you base your nation on your actual views?

My NS nation, RPly is different. But that is to deceive those on the II sector. I have no plans to deal with them. Here, I promote my ideology, and now, I know NSG is officially the DPRK's turf.

by **Sucrati** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:52 pm

You're still a nutter Kimmy

Hail Kaiba!

by **Grenartia** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:06 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
So I take it you base your nation on your actual views?

My NS nation, RPly is different. But that is to deceive those on the II sector. I have no plans to deal with them. Here, I promote my ideology, and now, I know NSG is officially the DPRK's turf.

So what is your basic ideology IRL (things like world events)?

by **Grandais** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:11 pm

Oh yeah, well I'm the reincarnation of Josef Goebbels.

by **Tecknoko** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:13 pm

lock in.. 26 posts?

by **Skartphishe** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:14 pm

Syvorji wrote:Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking... etc

*Backs away slowly without making eye contact with the escaped mental patient.*

by **Grenartia** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:15 pm

Grandais wrote:Oh yeah, well I'm the reincarnation of Josef Goebbels.

Heil Herr Doktor Goebbels!!

by **Norstal** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:20 pm

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST.

I, as the current secretary-general of the U.N, will advise that all female humans report to my penis, located in New York, for immediate extraction from this North Korean invasion. Certified male humans can assist in this operation. Again, this is an emergency broadcast: All female humans must report to my penis immediately for immediate extraction.

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:23 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Syvorji wrote:
My NS nation, RPly is different. But that is to deceive those on the II sector. I have no plans to deal with them. Here, I promote my ideology, and now, I know NSG is officially the DPRK's turf.

So what is your basic ideology IRL (things like world events)?

It is Juche, plain and simple.

by **The Soviet Technocracy** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:24 pm

Norstal wrote:THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST.

I, as the current secretary-general of the U.N, will advise that all female humans report to my penis, located in New York, for immediate extraction from this North Korean invasion. Certified male humans can assist in this operation. Again, this is an emergency broadcast: All female humans must report to my penis immediately for immediate extraction.

Pulling out a bit fast, aren't we?

by **Mirkana** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:24 pm

Sol Core Federation wrote:What is this heresy? NSG belongs to the Brotherhood of Nod! We shall not allow this transgression against the Brotherhood to go unpunished. We shall crush you in the name of Kane!

Peace! Through! Power!

Glad to see some are still faithful to me.

by **Sucrati** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:26 pm

Mirkana wrote:
Sol Core Federation wrote:What is this heresy? NSG belongs to the Brotherhood of Nod! We shall not allow this transgression against the Brotherhood to go unpunished. We shall crush you in the name of Kane!

Peace! Through! Power!

Glad to see some are still faithful to me.

You already ascended to a higher plane of existence, why would you come back?

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:26 pm

Skartphishe wrote:
Syvorji wrote:Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking... etc

*Backs away slowly without making eye contact with the escaped mental patient.*

I was never an escaped mental patient. You got the wrong Kim Jong-il. Perhaps the athlete is what you're looking for? Besides, I am sane, and grants everyone the best human rights.

by **Norstal** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:27 pm

The Soviet Technocracy wrote:
Norstal wrote:THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST.

I, as the current secretary-general of the U.N, will advise that all female humans report to my penis, located in New York, for immediate extraction from this North Korean invasion. Certified male humans can assist in this operation. Again, this is an emergency broadcast: All female humans must report to my penis immediately for immediate extraction.

Pulling out a bit fast, aren't we?

Notice to The Soviet Technocracy user: Your male certificate has been rendered invalid. To renew your male certificate or request for help regarding your gender insecurities, please call 1-800-FLACCID or visit us on our website www.UN.gov/emergency/male.

by **Mirkana** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:28 pm

Sucrati wrote:
Mirkana wrote:
Glad to see some are still faithful to me.

(Image)

You already ascended to a higher plane of existence, why would you come back?

When did I do that? Ignore that crappy GDI propaganda piece called "Tiberian Twilight".

Also, all females in Nod are to ignore the evacuation order. You are needed to help fight against the forces of Juche!

by **Norstal** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:29 pm

Mirkana wrote:
Sol Core Federation wrote:What is this heresy? NSG belongs to the Brotherhood of Nod! We shall not allow this transgression against the Brotherhood to go unpunished. We shall crush you in the name of Kane!

Peace! Through! Power!

Glad to see some are still faithful to me.

Aw man, should've joined NOD when I had the chance. Why did I become the secretary general of the UN.

ATTENTION all GDI forces receiving this broadcast: we're fucked. Get back to Blue Zone A-1 immediately.

by **Grenartia** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:32 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
So what is your basic ideology IRL (things like world events)?

It is Juche, plain and simple.

I've heard of it before, but not a clue about the meaning.

by **Mirkana** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:37 pm

Norstal wrote:
Mirkana wrote:
Glad to see some are still faithful to me.

Aw man, should've joined NOD when I had the chance. Why did I become the secretary general of the UN.

ATTENTION all GDI forces receiving this broadcast: we're fucked. Get back to Blue Zone A-1 immediately.

It is not too late. Contact your local Nod recruiting station to see how YOU can help bring Peace! Through! Power!

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