Kim Jong-il's OFFICIAL Views on NSG

[Oterro]

King George V agrees.

[Work and Harmony]

I never knew your English was so great, comrade dear leader. Truly, you are a master of every skill.

They say two rainbows shone on the day of your birth. Seeing your boundless generosity and kindness, I am sure it was really three!
I am so thankful, I cannot wait to move to North Korea for a new beginning! The eternal flame of Juche shines brightly over Pyongyang!

[Syvorji]

I never knew your English was so great, comrade dear leader. Truly, you are a master of every skill.

They say two rainbows shone on the day of your birth. Seeing your boundless generosity and kindness, I am sure it was really three!
I am so thankful, I cannot wait to move to North Korea for a new beginning! The eternal flame of Juche shines brightly over Pyongyang!

Thank you, comrade. As a reward, you get live in Pyongyang, our provisional capital (our official capital is in Seoul).

[The Corparation]

I never knew your English was so great, comrade dear leader. Truly, you are a master of every skill.

They say two rainbows shone on the day of your birth. Seeing your boundless generosity and kindness, I am sure it was really three!
I am so thankful, I cannot wait to move to North Korea for a new beginning! The eternal flame of Juche shines brightly over Pyongyang!

Kimmy knows all the languages of the earth.

we have deployed a single cruiser that has had all its guns replaced with launching rails for our Nuclear armed cruise missiles so you have about 3 maybe 4 hours to live all fired at time of this post

This is an OOC thread.

[CQQI]

Question: Why do you call yourself the leader of North Korea? I though you were the leader of Korea.

We just have to conform with international standards. While I am the leader of Korea, we do not want to offend any South Koreans.

Since when did Kim Jung-Il start caring about anyone's feelings?

[Syvorji]

We just have to conform with international standards. While I am the leader of Korea, we do not want to offend any South Koreans.

Since when did Kim Jung-Il start caring about anyone's feelings?

Since he created the Earth.

[The Corparation]

We just have to conform with international standards. While I am the leader of Korea, we do not want to offend any South Koreans.

Since when did Kim Jung-Il start caring about anyone's feelings?

Glorius Leader cares equally for the well being of all people no matter who they are or what they believe.

[Chechaka]

Down with Juche!

[Oterro]

Where's Jakarugu when you need him?

[Greater Tezdrian]

I've spoken with Mussolini, he and I, Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, and by extension the great Republic of Turkey, have agreed to declare war on the DPRK.

The Turkish Brigade marches again to Korea!

Quiet, Decimus! The adults are talking.

Hail the Dear Leader!

In all seriousness, I wish Tokyoni was here. He'd have a field day with us filthy capitalist dogs sullying the righteous name of the DPRK.

[Oterro]

In all seriousness, I wish Tokyoni was here. He'd have a field day with us filthy capitalist dogs sullying the righteous name of the DPRK.

That's who I was thinking of.

[Fedeledland]

And I, the Prince Hans-Adam II of Lietchenstein, officially take over all of Europe and declare war on you.

In all seriousness, speaking about Juche, I hate it. It's jingoist and ultra-nationalist ideas remind me of fascism a little too much.

[Greater Tezdrian]

In all seriousness, speaking about Juche, I hate it. It's jingoist and ultra-nationalist ideas remind me of fascism a little too much.

[Fedeledland]

In all seriousness, speaking about Juche, I hate it. It's jingoist and ultra-nationalist ideas remind me of fascism a little too much.

Tezdrian, that's a bad thing from my political views.

[Grenartia]

Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.

Nice satire.

[Greater Tezdrian]

Tezridan, that's a bad thing from my political views.

Yes, but the claim is laughable one. Hence the laughing smilies.

[Sol Core Federation]

What is this heresy? NSG belongs to the Brotherhood of Nod! We shall not allow this transgression against the Brotherhood to go unpunished. We shall crush you in the name of Kane!

Peace! Through! Power!

[Fedeledland]

Tezridan, that's a bad thing from my political views.

Yes, but the claim is laughable one. Hence the laughing smilies.

It's not laughable. Juche is just fascism with a "people's" facade.

[Greater Tezdrian]

Yes, but the claim is laughable one. Hence the laughing smilies.

It's not laughable. Juche is just fascism with a "people's" facade.

Yes it is. You just know squat about fascism. A common malady, easily cured.

[Planeta de los Muertos]

This saddens me on the inside.

[Fedeledland]

Yes it is. You just know squat about fascism. A common malady, easily cured.

Well then, enlighten me, O Great Lord. What makes fascism different from Juche?

[Conserative Morality]

And even that got taken away by Soviet Neptune-supported rebels who gave him the 'full Mussolini'.

Do they still call you Brozeph?

[Conserative Morality]

Well then, enlighten me, O Great Lord. What makes fascism different from Juche?

Do you want the list alphabetically or in order of importance?

[Syvorji]

Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.

Nice satire.

Thank you comrade, but I am serious.

[The Corparation]

What is this heresy? NSG belongs to the Brotherhood of Nod! We shall not allow this transgression against the Brotherhood to go unpunished. We shall crush you in the name of Kane!

Peace! Through! Power!

KANE LIVES!!