Kim Jong-il's OFFICIAL Views on NSG

by **Josh Sinister** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:26 pm

Alevuss wrote:
Syvorji wrote:Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.

This would be awesome.

I, John McCain, must propose to Congress the use of tactical nukes upon Pyongyang. We will liberate the North Koreans even if they have to die trying.

I actually laughed at this one.
Pretty damn funny.

by **Inaccurate America** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:27 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Inaccurate America wrote:Question: Why do you call yourself the leader of North Korea? I though you were the leader of Korea.

We just have to conform with international standards. While I am the leader of Korea, we do not want to offend any South Koreans.

I see I see, my apologies great leader.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:28 pm

We are pleased your domain has expanded, Great Leader.

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:30 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Syvorji wrote:Ahem. They're both dead, while I am alive.

I, Ataturk, did not die, I just decided to take a nap until the world could handle my sheer perfection. And Mussolini secretly ascended to the literal heavens, Mars, to be exact, in order to wait until a day when he could rule Italy once more. He posts on here from time to time. I hear the wi-fi on Mars is a bit spotty though.

Also, you're dead.

As Josip Broz Tito, I object to the idea of Mussolini being on Mars. We all know he was banished to Pluto after his policies screwed up Martian Rome. I personally, rule the many moons of Jupiter. Or as I like to call it, Space Yugoslavia.

by **Asterdan** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:32 pm

Yes, I complety worship the man who doesn't allow internet and wants to nuke my home land. :roll:

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

by **Denecaep** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:36 pm

Oh great leader, since you know all, can you please inform me of the following answers?

- Who will win American Idol?

- Who will be President of the US in 2012?

- Who will be named the next TIME Person of the Year?

- Who will win the next American lottery?

- Who is Luke's father?

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:37 pm

Inaccurate America wrote:
Syvorji wrote:
We just have to conform with international standards. While I am the leader of Korea, we do not want to offend any South Koreans.

I see I see, my apologies great leader.

That is alright, comrade. Many ask me that question all the time.

by **Asterdan** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:38 pm

Denecaep wrote: Who will be President of the US in 2012?

Donald Trump

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:42 pm

Denecaep wrote:Oh great leader, since you know all, can you please inform me of the following answers?

- Who will win American Idol?

- Who will be President of the US in 2012?

- Who will be named the next TIME Person of the Year?

- Who will win the next American lottery?

- Who is Luke's father?

1. Obama
2. Sarah Palin
3. Kim Jong-un
4. Hosni Mubarak
5. Kim il-Sung

Next question?

by **Denecaep** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:45 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Denecaep wrote:Oh great leader, since you know all, can you please inform me of the following answers?

- Who will win American Idol?

- Who will be President of the US in 2012?

- Who will be named the next TIME Person of the Year?

- Who will win the next American lottery?

- Who is Luke's father?

1. Obama
2. Sarah Palin
3. Kim Jong-un
4. Hosni Mubarak
5. Kim il-Sung

Next question?

Can you please describe what happened in the tea room between you, Obama, a secret service agent, a monkey, Gaddafi, and Colonel Mustard?

by **Ostronopolis** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:45 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Denecaep wrote:Oh great leader, since you know all, can you please inform me of the following answers?

- Who will win American Idol?

- Who will be President of the US in 2012?

- Who will be named the next TIME Person of the Year?

- Who will win the next American lottery?

- Who is Luke's father?

1. Obama
2. Sarah Palin
3. Kim Jong-un
4. Hosni Mubarak
5. Kim il-Sung

Next question?

May I please anally explore you?

by **Asterdan** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:46 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Denecaep wrote:Oh great leader, since you know all, can you please inform me of the following answers?

- Who will win American Idol?

- Who will be President of the US in 2012?

- Who will be named the next TIME Person of the Year?

- Who will win the next American lottery?

- Who is Luke's father?

1. Obama
2. Sarah Palin
3. Kim Jong-un
4. Hosni Mubarak
5. Kim il-Sung

Next question?

*Raises hand*
*Has notepad and pencil*

Um yes. Asterdan, F7 Frequenter. I was wondering, is it true that Internet isn't allowed in North Korea? The last time I heard of reporters there, students didn't know what Google was.

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:46 pm

Ostronopolis wrote:
Syvorji wrote:
1. Obama
2. Sarah Palin
3. Kim Jong-un
4. Hosni Mubarak
5. Kim il-Sung

Next question?

May I please anally explore you?

No.

by **Ostronopolis** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:49 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Ostronopolis wrote:
May I please anally explore you?

No.

*Snaps fingers*

Dammit.

Alright... can I.... um... wait.... how many tacos has LG really eaten?

by **Asterdan** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:51 pm

A follow-up question: Why was I skipped?

by **Conserative Morality** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:52 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:As Josip Broz Tito, I object to the idea of Mussolini being on Mars. We all know he was banished to Pluto after his policies screwed up Martian Rome. I personally, rule the many moons of Jupiter. Or as I like to call it, Space Yugoslavia.

It's only because he snuggled up to Nazi Venus.

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:55 pm

Ostronopolis wrote:
Syvorji wrote:
No.

*Snaps fingers*

Dammit.

Alright... can I.... um... wait.... how many tacos has LG really eaten?

Five. Now, stop breaking my own poor brain. I need to look for more supporters of Juche.

by **The Corparation** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:56 pm

Syvorji wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Can you send me a N. Korean passport?

Sure, when you visit North Korea's actual territory (including the Canadian Special Administrative Region).

I've been there!! Just not as a Best Korean citizen.
Can I get one by mail?

Conserative Morality wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:As Josip Broz Tito, I object to the idea of Mussolini being on Mars. We all know he was banished to Pluto after his policies screwed up Martian Rome. I personally, rule the many moons of Jupiter. Or as I like to call it, Space Yugoslavia.

It's only because he snuggled up to Nazi Venus.

And The Imperial Japanese Jovian Moons

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:57 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Syvorji wrote:
Sure, when you visit North Korea's actual territory (including the Canadian Special Administrative Region).

I've been there!! Just not as a Best Korean citizen.
Can I get one by mail?

Conserative Morality wrote:It's only because he snuggled up to Nazi Venus.

And The Imperial Japanese Jovian Moons

Well, you need to visit it again.

by **Mirkana** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:58 pm

Death to Kim Jong-Il! Even more death to Kim Il-Sung! Long live the NSG Rebellion!

by **Asterdan** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:59 pm

*Raises hand again*

Again, why was I skipped? Do you refuse to answer my question? ;:-/

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:59 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:As Josip Broz Tito, I object to the idea of Mussolini being on Mars. We all know he was banished to Pluto after his policies screwed up Martian Rome. I personally, rule the many moons of Jupiter. Or as I like to call it, Space Yugoslavia.

It's only because he snuggled up to Nazi Venus.

And even that got taken away by Soviet Neptune-supported rebels who gave him the 'full Mussolini'.

by **Christantle** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:00 pm

I have one question: What would you do if I pulled out a shotgun and pointed it at you?

by **Coltarin** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:03 pm

we have deployed a single cruiser that has had all its guns replaced with launching rails for our Nuclear armed cruise missiles so you have about 3 maybe 4 hours to live all fired at time of this post

by **The Soviet Technocracy** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:04 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:I've spoken with Mussolini, he and I, Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, and by extension the great Republic of Turkey, have agreed to declare war on the DPRK.

The Turkish Brigade marches again to Korea!

Ahem. They're both dead, while I am alive. Besides, discuss about why you support Juche, and why North Korea is really, the best country in the world.

i love you

have my babies to starve

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