Kim Jong-il's OFFICIAL Views on NSG

[The Corparation]

Well, you have to be compensating for SOMETHING when you claim yourself to be an ultimate being who knows all and threatens the world with your nuclear ... arsenal.

Well, sir, I am compensating for the loss of the ROK.

Well played fearless leader.

[Christantle]

Well, sir, I am compensating for the loss of the ROK.

Well played fearless leader.

He ain't a leader.

[Xarithis]

Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss

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I am fine with everything except worshiping you and Kim il-Sung. You see, I already worship myself. And I am a jealous god. So that is a no-go.

Otherwise, I look forward to working with you, the WPK, and the glorious Democratic People's Republic. Long live the revolution, and all that jazz.

[Grenartia]

Well, you have to be compensating for SOMETHING when you claim yourself to be an ultimate being who knows all and threatens the world with your nuclear ... arsenal.

Well, sir, I am compensating for the loss of the ROK.

I think I might sig this....

[Syvorji]

Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss

.

I am fine with everything except worshiping you and Kim il-Sung. You see, I already worship myself. And I am a jealous god. So that is a no-go.

Otherwise, I look forward to working with you, the WPK, and the glorious Democratic People's Republic. Long live the revolution, and all that jazz.

I see, comrade.

[Niur]

Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.

Hell yeah!~I've always wanted to defect!~

[Syvorji]

Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.

Hell yeah!~I've always wanted to defect!~

You would be easily caught if you tried to escape, having you and your entire family sent to Forum 7. During that time, other prisoners would torture you with their spam, especially at the "Information Center," called the Flaming Wombat. Once you were released, you would be indoctrinated to support Kim il-Sung and Kim Jong-il. Honestly, with the internet, it is EASY to send someone to a "summer camp," or "safety."

[Zhenghou Wao dynasty]

Me no rikey youtube sir. Rucka Rucka Ali make fun of Dear Leader on youtube

[Xarithis]

I am fine with everything except worshiping you and Kim il-Sung. You see, I already worship myself. And I am a jealous god. So that is a no-go.

Otherwise, I look forward to working with you, the WPK, and the glorious Democratic People's Republic. Long live the revolution, and all that jazz.

I see, comrade.

Thank you for your understanding, comrade.

I hope this will not affect my standing within the WPK or the Glorious People's Army.

[Syvorji]

I see, comrade.

Thank you for your understanding, comrade.

I hope this will not affect my standing within the WPK or the Glorious People's Army.

It will not, comrade. Don't panic. At least there are a lot of comrades who do not worship me. Why? Because there is freedom of religion in the DPRK.

[Roman Cilicia]

Well I have met with the DPRK ambassador to the U.N. personally and have had a very rewarding conversation with him; he was a pleasant and charming man, a first class ideologue, and I think this is really something very base and dishonest - to attempt to impersonate the North Korean leader!

[Syvorji]

Well I have met with the DPRK ambassador to the U.N. personally and have had a very rewarding conversation with him; he was a pleasant and charming man, a first class ideologue, and I think this is really something very base and dishonest - to attempt to impersonate the North Korean leader!

No, that is because I am the Dear Leader. Why? The proof is that I am able to ensure equality for all. Without it, what would be the point of the DPRK? It is obvious that it is a free society because of the phrase, "Democratic People's Republic."

[GeneralHaNor]

As the Gay Love Child of Theodore Roosevelt and Chuck Norris. (Made possible by the Magic of Time Lincoln) I can say for certain, that Juche is indeed the greatest Ideology of all time, My father Theodore Roosevelt just returned from the future, where North Korea has expanded into the Greater Korean Federation, and is currently Liberating the United States from Capitalist Oppression.

[Syvorji]

As the Gay Love Child of Theodore Roosevelt and Chuck Norris. (Made possible by the Magic of Time Lincoln) I can say for certain, that Juche is indeed the greatest Ideology of all time, My father Theodore Roosevelt just returned from the future, where North Korea has expanded into the Greater Korean Federation, and is currently Liberating the United States from Capitalist Oppression.

And pray tell, where could he find a time machine? Because if it did, it would obviously be poor-quality, because it is made in the USA. After all, North Korean industry is superior than American industry.

[GeneralHaNor]

As the Gay Love Child of Theodore Roosevelt and Chuck Norris. (Made possible by the Magic of Time Lincoln) I can say for certain, that Juche is indeed the greatest Ideology of all time, My father Theodore Roosevelt just returned from the future, where North Korea has expanded into the Greater Korean Federation, and is currently Liberating the United States from Capitalist Oppression.

And pray tell, where could he find a time machine? Because if it did, it would obviously be poor-quality, because it is made in the USA. After all, North Korean industry is superior than American industry.

America was not always the ceasepool of depravity it is today, sir.

[Grenartia]

And pray tell, where could he find a time machine? Because if it did, it would obviously be poor-quality, because it is made in the USA. After all, North Korean industry is superior than American industry.

America was not always the ceasepool of depravity it is today, sir.

Indeed. Fourscore and seven years ago, our forefathers truly fucked up this country.