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Postby The blAAtschApen » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:20 pm

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I reject North-Korea, Kim Jong-Il and everything he stands for. I also reject any claim that I'm a citizen of that deplorable state.


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I don't know who you are, but thanks :kiss:
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Postby Asterdan » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:24 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
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I love you :hug:


I don't know who you are, but thanks :kiss:


:lol:

I was thinking the same thing as you, but decided to play along. And was ignored :(

Godspeed :kiss:
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Postby The blAAtschApen » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:26 pm

Asterdan wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
I don't know who you are, but thanks :kiss:


:lol:

I was thinking the same thing as you, but decided to play along. And was ignored :(

Godspeed :kiss:


Yeah, I saw the OP and I just do not want anything to do with NK, but I saw that the OP was making claims about me, so I had to reject them. Anyway, I'm out of this thread for obvious reasons.

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Postby Asterdan » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:28 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Asterdan wrote:
:lol:

I was thinking the same thing as you, but decided to play along. And was ignored :(

Godspeed :kiss:


Yeah, I saw the OP and I just do not want anything to do with NK, but I saw that the OP was making claims about me, so I had to reject them. Anyway, I'm out of this thread for obvious reasons.

:kiss:


Cause NK is a Nuke's paradise? Cause this man is crazy? Cause pie is good?

Anywho, if your gone, bye-bye. Hope to see you in other threads, hopefully some F7
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Postby Syvorji » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:31 pm

Asterdan wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Yeah, I saw the OP and I just do not want anything to do with NK, but I saw that the OP was making claims about me, so I had to reject them. Anyway, I'm out of this thread for obvious reasons.

:kiss:


Cause NK is a Nuke's paradise? Cause this man is crazy? Cause pie is good?

Anywho, if your gone, bye-bye. Hope to see you in other threads, hopefully some F7
:kiss:


No, it is because the DPRK is the best nation on the planet, as a workers paradise. I am not crazy, but you're right on the pie part, especially pumpkin pie. They taste really delicious!

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Postby Grenartia » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:06 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Asterdan wrote:
Cause NK is a Nuke's paradise? Cause this man is crazy? Cause pie is good?

Anywho, if your gone, bye-bye. Hope to see you in other threads, hopefully some F7
:kiss:


No, it is because the DPRK is the best nation on the planet, as a workers paradise. I am not crazy, but you're right on the pie part, especially pumpkin pie. They taste really delicious!


I take it you've never had peanut butter pie. [/minor threadjack

Speaking of pie, does the DPRK have some sort of pie day?
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Postby Syvorji » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:10 pm

Grenartia wrote:
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No, it is because the DPRK is the best nation on the planet, as a workers paradise. I am not crazy, but you're right on the pie part, especially pumpkin pie. They taste really delicious!


I take it you've never had peanut butter pie. [/minor threadjack

Speaking of pie, does the DPRK have some sort of pie day?


Amongst the work groups, they set it, but really, there is no national pie day. Just some groups where the Party pays for the meal of pie on a certain day.

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Postby Christantle » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:11 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
I take it you've never had peanut butter pie. [/minor threadjack

Speaking of pie, does the DPRK have some sort of pie day?


Amongst the work groups, they set it, but really, there is no national pie day. Just some groups where the Party pays for the meal of pie on a certain day.

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Postby Syvorji » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:18 pm

Christantle wrote:
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Amongst the work groups, they set it, but really, there is no national pie day. Just some groups where the Party pays for the meal of pie on a certain day.

Why's your country so poor?

Mr. Imperialist, we are not poor. We are rich, due to our sustainable ideology of Juche. Sanctions do not hurt us, imperialism, in contrast, does hurt us.

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Postby Zhenghou Wao dynasty » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:18 pm

*rides into a certain island near the DMZ on amphibious battle tank* all hail mighty Dear glorious leader Kim jong-il, who beats Emperor Akhito, George Bush, and Hu Jintao in tennis. All hail he who brought the moon to our great people's republc, who defeated the giant crabs- thus ending tsunamis
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Postby Syvorji » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:19 pm

Zhenghou Wao dynasty wrote:*rides into a certain island near the DMZ on amphibious battle tank* all hail mighty Dear glorious leader Kim jong-il, who beats Emperor Akhito, George Bush, and Hu Jintao in tennis. All hail he who brought the moon to our great people's republc, who defeated the giant crabs- thus ending tsunamis


Thank you, comrade. -tosses an Order of Kim il-Sung- Take this, since you praised our nation!

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Postby Christantle » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:20 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Christantle wrote:Why's your country so poor?

Mr. Imperialist, we are not poor. We are rich, due to our sustainable ideology of Juche. Sanctions do not hurt us, imperialism, in contrast, does hurt us.

Yea, 40billion GPD is rich. Almost richer than the richest man on Earth.
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Postby Zhenghou Wao dynasty » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:39 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Zhenghou Wao dynasty wrote:*rides into a certain island near the DMZ on amphibious battle tank* all hail mighty Dear glorious leader Kim jong-il, who beats Emperor Akhito, George Bush, and Hu Jintao in tennis. All hail he who brought the moon to our great people's republc, who defeated the giant crabs- thus ending tsunamis


Thank you, comrade. -tosses an Order of Kim il-Sung- Take this, since you praised our nation!

Rule North Korea!
Dprk rules the waves
we are all Kim Jong-il's slaves

thank you sir!
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Postby Syvorji » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:40 pm

Christantle wrote:
Syvorji wrote:Mr. Imperialist, we are not poor. We are rich, due to our sustainable ideology of Juche. Sanctions do not hurt us, imperialism, in contrast, does hurt us.

Yea, 40billion GPD is rich. Almost richer than the richest man on Earth.

I see.

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Postby Grenartia » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:24 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
I take it you've never had peanut butter pie. [/minor threadjack

Speaking of pie, does the DPRK have some sort of pie day?


Amongst the work groups, they set it, but really, there is no national pie day. Just some groups where the Party pays for the meal of pie on a certain day.


Ah. I see. Its a pie co-op. Genius. 8) :bow:
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Postby Hivean Partisans » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:26 am

Syvorji wrote:
Christantle wrote:Yea, 40billion GPD is rich. Almost richer than the richest man on Earth.

I see.

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Postby Syvorji » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:31 am

Grenartia wrote:
Syvorji wrote:
Amongst the work groups, they set it, but really, there is no national pie day. Just some groups where the Party pays for the meal of pie on a certain day.


Ah. I see. Its a pie co-op. Genius. 8) :bow:


Thank you, comrade.

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Postby Upper Rojik » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:31 am

*Wonders who this strange little fat man is and why he is hopping around pretending his backward nation actually matters*

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Postby Asterdan » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:22 pm

Communism... Blech
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Postby Teinohikira » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:26 pm

Syvorji wrote:Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.

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Postby Hivean Partisans » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:34 pm

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Postby Syvorji » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:44 pm

Teinohikira wrote:
Syvorji wrote:Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.

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Postby Sucrati » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:50 pm

Well, you have to be compensating for SOMETHING when you claim yourself to be an ultimate being who knows all and threatens the world with your nuclear ... arsenal.
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Postby Syvorji » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:53 pm

Kalasion wrote:Well, you have to be compensating for SOMETHING when you claim yourself to be an ultimate being who knows all and threatens the world with your nuclear ... arsenal.


Well, sir, I am compensating for the loss of the ROK.

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Postby Sucrati » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:03 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Kalasion wrote:Well, you have to be compensating for SOMETHING when you claim yourself to be an ultimate being who knows all and threatens the world with your nuclear ... arsenal.


Well, sir, I am compensating for the loss of the ROK.


Mhmm...

They took it with them, so, yeah...
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