Kim Jong-il's OFFICIAL Views on NSG

[The Blaatschapen]

I reject North-Korea, Kim Jong-Il and everything he stands for. I also reject any claim that I'm a citizen of that deplorable state.

I love you

I don't know who you are, but thanks

[Asterdan]

I love you

I don't know who you are, but thanks

I was thinking the same thing as you, but decided to play along. And was ignored

Godspeed

[The Blaatschapen]

I don't know who you are, but thanks

I was thinking the same thing as you, but decided to play along. And was ignored

Godspeed

Yeah, I saw the OP and I just do not want anything to do with NK, but I saw that the OP was making claims about me, so I had to reject them. Anyway, I'm out of this thread for obvious reasons.

[Asterdan]

I was thinking the same thing as you, but decided to play along. And was ignored

Godspeed

Yeah, I saw the OP and I just do not want anything to do with NK, but I saw that the OP was making claims about me, so I had to reject them. Anyway, I'm out of this thread for obvious reasons.

Cause NK is a Nuke's paradise? Cause this man is crazy? Cause pie is good?

Anywho, if your gone, bye-bye. Hope to see you in other threads, hopefully some F7

[Syvorji]

Yeah, I saw the OP and I just do not want anything to do with NK, but I saw that the OP was making claims about me, so I had to reject them. Anyway, I'm out of this thread for obvious reasons.

Cause NK is a Nuke's paradise? Cause this man is crazy? Cause pie is good?

Anywho, if your gone, bye-bye. Hope to see you in other threads, hopefully some F7

No, it is because the DPRK is the best nation on the planet, as a workers paradise. I am not crazy, but you're right on the pie part, especially pumpkin pie. They taste really delicious!

[Grenartia]

Cause NK is a Nuke's paradise? Cause this man is crazy? Cause pie is good?

Anywho, if your gone, bye-bye. Hope to see you in other threads, hopefully some F7

No, it is because the DPRK is the best nation on the planet, as a workers paradise. I am not crazy, but you're right on the pie part, especially pumpkin pie. They taste really delicious!

I take it you've never had peanut butter pie. [/minor threadjack

Speaking of pie, does the DPRK have some sort of pie day?

[Syvorji]

No, it is because the DPRK is the best nation on the planet, as a workers paradise. I am not crazy, but you're right on the pie part, especially pumpkin pie. They taste really delicious!

I take it you've never had peanut butter pie. [/minor threadjack

Speaking of pie, does the DPRK have some sort of pie day?

Amongst the work groups, they set it, but really, there is no national pie day. Just some groups where the Party pays for the meal of pie on a certain day.

[Christantle]

I take it you've never had peanut butter pie. [/minor threadjack

Speaking of pie, does the DPRK have some sort of pie day?

Amongst the work groups, they set it, but really, there is no national pie day. Just some groups where the Party pays for the meal of pie on a certain day.

Why's your country so poor?

[Syvorji]

Amongst the work groups, they set it, but really, there is no national pie day. Just some groups where the Party pays for the meal of pie on a certain day.

Why's your country so poor?

Mr. Imperialist, we are not poor. We are rich, due to our sustainable ideology of Juche. Sanctions do not hurt us, imperialism, in contrast, does hurt us.

[Zhenghou Wao dynasty]

*rides into a certain island near the DMZ on amphibious battle tank* all hail mighty Dear glorious leader Kim jong-il, who beats Emperor Akhito, George Bush, and Hu Jintao in tennis. All hail he who brought the moon to our great people's republc, who defeated the giant crabs- thus ending tsunamis

[Syvorji]

*rides into a certain island near the DMZ on amphibious battle tank* all hail mighty Dear glorious leader Kim jong-il, who beats Emperor Akhito, George Bush, and Hu Jintao in tennis. All hail he who brought the moon to our great people's republc, who defeated the giant crabs- thus ending tsunamis

Thank you, comrade. -tosses an Order of Kim il-Sung- Take this, since you praised our nation!

[Christantle]

Why's your country so poor?

Mr. Imperialist, we are not poor. We are rich, due to our sustainable ideology of Juche. Sanctions do not hurt us, imperialism, in contrast, does hurt us.

Yea, 40billion GPD is rich. Almost richer than the richest man on Earth.

[Zhenghou Wao dynasty]

*rides into a certain island near the DMZ on amphibious battle tank* all hail mighty Dear glorious leader Kim jong-il, who beats Emperor Akhito, George Bush, and Hu Jintao in tennis. All hail he who brought the moon to our great people's republc, who defeated the giant crabs- thus ending tsunamis

Thank you, comrade. -tosses an Order of Kim il-Sung- Take this, since you praised our nation!

Rule North Korea!
Dprk rules the waves
we are all Kim Jong-il's slaves

thank you sir!

[Syvorji]

Mr. Imperialist, we are not poor. We are rich, due to our sustainable ideology of Juche. Sanctions do not hurt us, imperialism, in contrast, does hurt us.

Yea, 40billion GPD is rich. Almost richer than the richest man on Earth.

I see.

[Grenartia]

I take it you've never had peanut butter pie. [/minor threadjack

Speaking of pie, does the DPRK have some sort of pie day?

Amongst the work groups, they set it, but really, there is no national pie day. Just some groups where the Party pays for the meal of pie on a certain day.

Ah. I see. Its a pie co-op. Genius.

[Hivean Partisans]

Yea, 40billion GPD is rich. Almost richer than the richest man on Earth.

I see.

If i were Barrack Obama,my first job is to nuke Pyongyang.

[Syvorji]

Amongst the work groups, they set it, but really, there is no national pie day. Just some groups where the Party pays for the meal of pie on a certain day.

Ah. I see. Its a pie co-op. Genius.

Thank you, comrade.

[Upper Rojik]

*Wonders who this strange little fat man is and why he is hopping around pretending his backward nation actually matters*

[Asterdan]

Communism... Blech

[Teinohikira]

Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.

Did your penis just get smaller?

[Hivean Partisans]

North Korea has killed 4,000,000 people since 1994.

[Syvorji]

Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.

Did your penis just get smaller?

Source?

[Sucrati]

Well, you have to be compensating for SOMETHING when you claim yourself to be an ultimate being who knows all and threatens the world with your nuclear ... arsenal.

[Syvorji]

Well, you have to be compensating for SOMETHING when you claim yourself to be an ultimate being who knows all and threatens the world with your nuclear ... arsenal.

Well, sir, I am compensating for the loss of the ROK.

[Sucrati]

Well, you have to be compensating for SOMETHING when you claim yourself to be an ultimate being who knows all and threatens the world with your nuclear ... arsenal.

Well, sir, I am compensating for the loss of the ROK.

Mhmm...

They took it with them, so, yeah...