Kim Jong-il's OFFICIAL Views on NSG

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:27 pm

Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.

by **Conserative Morality** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:29 pm

I've spoken with Mussolini, he and I, Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, and by extension the great Republic of Turkey, have agreed to declare war on the DPRK.

The Turkish Brigade marches again to Korea!

by **Utopia FTW** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:30 pm

In b4 lock

by **Inaccurate America** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:30 pm

Drat, you saw right through me! And I thought I hid it so well...

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:31 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:I've spoken with Mussolini, he and I, Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, and by extension the great Republic of Turkey, have agreed to declare war on the DPRK.

The Turkish Brigade marches again to Korea!

Ahem. They're both dead, while I am alive. Besides, discuss about why you support Juche, and why North Korea is really, the best country in the world.

by **Ragnarsdomr** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:31 pm

You can take our lives, Korean dog... but you can never... TAKE... OUR GIBSON!

Fighting crazy with crazy works all the time, right?

by **Lunatic Goofballs** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:33 pm

*tries to steal Kim Jong Il's pants and realized it''s a one-piece jumpsuit*

Damn you, Communism!!! >:(

by **Conserative Morality** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:34 pm

Syvorji wrote:Ahem. They're both dead, while I am alive.

I, Ataturk, did not die, I just decided to take a nap until the world could handle my sheer perfection. And Mussolini secretly ascended to the literal heavens, Mars, to be exact, in order to wait until a day when he could rule Italy once more. He posts on here from time to time. I hear the wi-fi on Mars is a bit spotty though.

Also, you're dead.

by **Goldsaver** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:35 pm

You still owe me fifty bucks from that one poker Game, Kimmy.

by **Malaysii** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:37 pm

The Peoples of Sealand declare war on North Korea.

Expect our man with a bomb to be arriving any day now.

by **Maryginia** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:38 pm

hey i Braxton bragg DONT SUPPORT IT.

by **Lunatic Goofballs** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:39 pm

Altamirus wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:*tries to steal Kim Jong Il's pants and realized it''s a one-piece jumpsuit*

Damn you, Communism!!!

*Hands you some scissors.*

Yay!

*steals Kim Jong Il's pants*

by **Mongolian Khanate** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:39 pm

This is excellent, Dear Leader

*Claps in a monotonous rythm*

by **Christantle** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:40 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:*tries to steal Kim Jong Il's pants and realized it''s a one-piece jumpsuit*

Damn you, Communism!!!

I'm sigging this.
Also, I refuse to be a North Korean Citizen even though I post on NSG.

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:41 pm

Mongolian Khanate wrote:This is excellent, Dear Leader

*Claps in a monotonous rythm*

Thank you, comrade.

Christantle wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:*tries to steal Kim Jong Il's pants and realized it''s a one-piece jumpsuit*

Damn you, Communism!!!

I'm sigging this.
Also, I refuse to be a North Korean Citizen even though I post on NSG.

Too late, comrade. Everyone is a North Korean citizen. Why? Because I, by the powers vested in me by Kim il-Sung, say so.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Altamirus wrote:*Hands you some scissors.*

Yay!

*steals Kim Jong Il's pants*

Take your spies out of the DPRK. I am currently in the bathtub, and I find it most discomforting.

by **Alevuss** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:44 pm

Syvorji wrote:Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.

This would be awesome.

I, John McCain, must propose to Congress the use of tactical nukes upon Pyongyang. We will liberate the North Koreans even if they have to die trying.

by **Christantle** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:46 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Mongolian Khanate wrote:This is excellent, Dear Leader

*Claps in a monotonous rythm*

Thank you, comrade.

Christantle wrote:I'm sigging this.
Also, I refuse to be a North Korean Citizen even though I post on NSG.

Too late, comrade. Everyone is a North Korean citizen. Why? Because I, by the powers vested in me by Kim il-Sung, say so.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Yay!

*steals Kim Jong Il's pants*

Take your spies out of the DPRK. I am currently in the bathtub, and I find it most discomforting.

LG, join me in this most glorious uprising.
Rebellion!

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:04 pm

Christantle wrote:
Syvorji wrote:
Thank you, comrade.

Too late, comrade. Everyone is a North Korean citizen. Why? Because I, by the powers vested in me by Kim il-Sung, say so.

Take your spies out of the DPRK. I am currently in the bathtub, and I find it most discomforting.

LG, join me in this most glorious uprising.
Rebellion!

In that case, you can move along to F7, our most famous summer camp, since NSG is now part of the DPRK.

by **The Corparation** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:08 pm

Can you send me a N. Korean passport?

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:10 pm

The Corparation wrote:Can you send me a N. Korean passport?

Sure, when you visit North Korea's actual territory (including the Canadian Special Administrative Region).

by **Alevuss** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:12 pm

Do I still get internet?

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:14 pm

Alevuss wrote:Do I still get internet?

Yes. Everybody has the right to go on the Internet, with no worries.

by **Inaccurate America** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:18 pm

Question: Why do you call yourself the leader of North Korea? I though you were the leader of Korea.

by **Christantle** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:20 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Christantle wrote:LG, join me in this most glorious uprising.
Rebellion!

In that case, you can move along to F7, our most famous summer camp, since NSG is now part of the DPRK.

Nah, I think I'll crash here for a little while longer.

by **Syvorji** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:26 pm

Inaccurate America wrote:Question: Why do you call yourself the leader of North Korea? I though you were the leader of Korea.

We just have to conform with international standards. While I am the leader of Korea, we do not want to offend any South Koreans.

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