Canadians, eh?

[Nekronia]

Canada is Americas wimpy little brother. You're way to polite and never quite became independent from mom.

At least we don't have the whole middle east after us.

At least we're not polite! Wait.... nevermind. You win.

[The Corparation]

Canada is Americas wimpy little brother. You're way to polite and never quite became independent from mom.

At least we don't have the whole middle east after us.

Seriously you don't see my sarcasam.

[NERVUN]

Coffee break... or whatever Canadians drink.
(Inside joke, don't ask)

Edit: Ok, unlocked. Gang, we are going to stop the threadjack about military tactics and the French military. This is not a thread about them.

Oh, those are just the people from Montreal. They're dicks.

Knock off the trolling.

[Sibirsky]

Canada is the world's friendliest nation

2. Bermuda
3. South Africa
4. USA
5. Australia
6. Spain
7. France
8. UK
9. Malaysia
10. Germany


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[Mongolian Khanate]

Canada is the world's friendliest nation

2. Bermuda
3. South Africa
4. USA
5. Australia
6. Spain
7. France
8. UK
9. Malaysia
10. Germany


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We also have rivers of chocolate, and candies grow in trees

[Sibirsky]

Canada is the world's friendliest nation

2. Bermuda
3. South Africa
4. USA
5. Australia
6. Spain
7. France
8. UK
9. Malaysia
10. Germany


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We also have rivers of chocolate, and candies grow in trees

Yep, I remember. I swam in chocolate after I picked candy.

I should have some pictures from there. But this was such a long, long time ago in ancient Canada, before the invention of digital photography. God knows where they are.

[Mongolian Khanate]

But this was such a long, long time ago in ancient Canada, before the invention of digital photography. God knows where they are.

You came here last week then?

In any case: you were not supposed to swim in the chocolate! Now it's no wonder it tastes funny

[Sibirsky]

But this was such a long, long time ago in ancient Canada, before the invention of digital photography. God knows where they are.

You came here last week then?

In any case: you were not supposed to swim in the chocolate! Now it's no wonder it tastes funny

You guys don't have digital photography yet?
It was last century.

[Mongolian Khanate]

You came here last week then?

In any case: you were not supposed to swim in the chocolate! Now it's no wonder it tastes funny

You guys don't have digital photography yet?
It was last century.

I know. I was being sarcastic.

[Cannot think of a name]

what do you think of us? I've always wondered what non-Americans think of us. Be blunt.
Trying to think of us from an outside point of view, I really think we come across as a bunch of people stuck back in time who have beavers for pets, live in igloos, and ride polar bears to school and work. I just want everyone elses opinions.

Love 'em, love everything about 'em. I've met some Canadian jerks but they're few and far between and even their method of sarcasm is very understated (though that adds a little vinegar to it when you realize that they're being snarky kind of late).

But west coast Canadians (the jerks were east coast Canadians who don't kick down when you find them weed while they're in town even though you expressly state to them that while yes I do drive a VW Bus, have long hair and a beard and live in San Francisco I am not in fact a pot dealer myself and I'm simply going out and finding it for you...dammit.) they were lovely. Hell, one of them took me to their home and worked on my car until the wee hours after meeting me for five minutes on a ferry, even making other arrangements to pick up his daughter so he could get my car back on the road.

Seriously, there is not a lot of reasons I can think of not to just move to Vancouver except you all won't let me.

[Sibirsky]

what do you think of us? I've always wondered what non-Americans think of us. Be blunt.
Trying to think of us from an outside point of view, I really think we come across as a bunch of people stuck back in time who have beavers for pets, live in igloos, and ride polar bears to school and work. I just want everyone elses opinions.

Love 'em, love everything about 'em. I've met some Canadian jerks but they're few and far between and even their method of sarcasm is very understated (though that adds a little vinegar to it when you realize that they're being snarky kind of late).

But west coast Canadians (the jerks were east coast Canadians who don't kick down when you find them weed while they're in town even though you expressly state to them that while yes I do drive a VW Bus, have long hair and a beard and live in San Francisco I am not in fact a pot dealer myself and I'm simply going out and finding it for you...dammit.) they were lovely. Hell, one of them took me to their home and worked on my car until the wee hours after meeting me for five minutes on a ferry, even making other arrangements to pick up his daughter so he could get my car back on the road.

Seriously, there is not a lot of reasons I can think of not to just move to Vancouver except you all won't let me.

What do you mean they won't let you?

[Sibirsky]

You guys don't have digital photography yet?
It was last century.

I know. I was being sarcastic.

If I wasn't so lazy, I'd look for them. One was of me on a tank with a UN helmet on or something. I found a tank in Canada

[Aurensia]

Canadians are beer-swilling, hockey nuts.

Much more than that, my friend.

[Gutia]

You seem nice enough... except when you guys play hockey then you cheat!... sometimes.

[Cannot think of a name]

Love 'em, love everything about 'em. I've met some Canadian jerks but they're few and far between and even their method of sarcasm is very understated (though that adds a little vinegar to it when you realize that they're being snarky kind of late).

But west coast Canadians (the jerks were east coast Canadians who don't kick down when you find them weed while they're in town even though you expressly state to them that while yes I do drive a VW Bus, have long hair and a beard and live in San Francisco I am not in fact a pot dealer myself and I'm simply going out and finding it for you...dammit.) they were lovely. Hell, one of them took me to their home and worked on my car until the wee hours after meeting me for five minutes on a ferry, even making other arrangements to pick up his daughter so he could get my car back on the road.

Seriously, there is not a lot of reasons I can think of not to just move to Vancouver except you all won't let me.

What do you mean they won't let you?

Not enough 'points.' I could move there, but not work there. Plus, even if I have enough 'points' I have to have enough cash on hand to sustain myself for six months or something like that. Immigrating to a country is hard. Every look into what it takes to immigrate to the US? We hold a lottery just to consider people. Immigration is hard. You start to understand why people jump fences...

[Fionnuala_Saoirse]

Extrapolating from my limited experiences of Canadians they're pretentious sluts who talk too much about work and tea

[Greater Rhodes]

I heard you guys don't have ketchup chips in the States...

[Sibirsky]

What do you mean they won't let you?

Not enough 'points.' I could move there, but not work there. Plus, even if I have enough 'points' I have to have enough cash on hand to sustain myself for six months or something like that. Immigrating to a country is hard. Every look into what it takes to immigrate to the US? We hold a lottery just to consider people. Immigration is hard. You start to understand why people jump fences...

Considering how I am an immigrant, yes I'm aware of how hard it is. But I was from the USSR coming to the US. I figure going from the US to Canada would be easier.

Anyway, I understand.

[Sibirsky]

Also, I like beavers

[Kryozerkia]

Also, I like beavers

I hope you mean beaver tails. Mmmm.... they're best with cinnamon and sugar.

[DaWoad]

Canada is the world's friendliest nation

2. Bermuda
3. South Africa
4. USA
5. Australia
6. Spain
7. France
8. UK
9. Malaysia
10. Germany


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We also have rivers of chocolate, and candies grow in trees

No surprise that it was we who came up with a treatment for diabetes *grins*

[Caecili]

Coffee break... or whatever Canadians drink.
(Inside joke, don't ask)

Edit: Ok, unlocked. Gang, we are going to stop the threadjack about military tactics and the French military. This is not a thread about them.

Oh, those are just the people from Montreal. They're dicks.

Knock off the trolling.

... wasn't trolling.
I'll stop complaining about my ancestral home if it pleases the Mods, though.

[Ragnarsdomr]

I think you all are good people better than most of us Americans but maybe that's because it's cold up there and theres not much women or beer so you just sit in the cold harsh weather and read and study. But then again I could be wrong

Excuse me, we have a perfect amount of beer up here, and it (mostly) doesn't taste like piss, unlike certain American companies I could mention.

[New new nebraska]

You are all quiet, friendly loggers who live in igloos, drink maple syrup, wear plaid, watch nothing but curling and hockey, punctuate every sentence with "eh", ride snowmobiles, and all your police are Mounties.

*nods*

[Hossaim]

You are all quiet, friendly loggers who live in igloos, drink maple syrup, wear plaid, watch nothing but curling and hockey, punctuate every sentence with "eh", ride snowmobiles, and all your police are Mounties.

*nods*

1. yeah im pretty quiet
2. never been logging (i hate cold... i know, but im stuck here still i get a job somewhere else)
3. Who the fuck drinks syrup (but it is good on pancakes)
4. Never seen somebody wear plaid
5. I like Curling and Hockey actually, but i prefer Football ( Real football, not fucking handegg)
6. I don't, but everyone i know does (im British so)
7. Never ridden one, but it does look fun
8. Just in Alberta.