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Are you a virgin?

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UCUMAY
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Postby UCUMAY » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:06 pm

SaintB wrote:
UCUMAY wrote:Not as much fun... Sorry.

Not fun at all really...

I stand corrected. :)
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The Southern Dictators
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Postby The Southern Dictators » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:06 pm

Saurisisia wrote:Yeah, I'm a virgin.


Heh, dino-vrigin.
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United Dependencies
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Postby United Dependencies » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:06 pm

SaintB wrote:
UCUMAY wrote:Not as much fun... Sorry.

Not fun at all really...

Kind of stupid, actually.
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Norstal
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Postby Norstal » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:07 pm

SaintB wrote:
UCUMAY wrote:No shit....

I know for a fact I stand 0% chance of being part of anything resembling sex so here I am. I should prolly go to bed and get some sleep before work...

You can have nocturnal emissions. That resembles sex. :)
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:07 pm

SaintB wrote:
UCUMAY wrote:Not as much fun... Sorry.

Not fun at all really...


*I put on my robe and wizard hat*
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Norstal
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Postby Norstal » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:08 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
SaintB wrote:Not fun at all really...


*I put on my robe and wizard hat*

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
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United Dependencies
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Postby United Dependencies » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:08 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
SaintB wrote:Not fun at all really...


*I put on my robe and wizard hat*

Those stories were hilarious.
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Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.

Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:09 pm

SaintB wrote:
UCUMAY wrote:No shit....

I know for a fact I stand 0% chance of being part of anything resembling sex so here I am. I should prolly go to bed and get some sleep before work...


Leave the window open, someone might creep in and help change that. ;)
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Postby Caecili » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:09 pm

Norstal wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
*I put on my robe and wizard hat*

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.


I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
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Potarius
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Postby Potarius » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:11 pm

Caecili wrote:
Norstal wrote:I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.


I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.


*I put on my Condom of The Great Abyss +6*
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Postby SaintB » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:11 pm

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
SaintB wrote:I know for a fact I stand 0% chance of being part of anything resembling sex so here I am. I should prolly go to bed and get some sleep before work...


Leave the window open, someone might creep in and help change that. ;)

Hahah, not a chance on earth that would happen to me.
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SaintB
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Postby SaintB » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:12 pm

Potarius wrote:
Caecili wrote:
I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.


*I put on my Condom of The Great Abyss +6*

The *explicit*ing shall begin!
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Soviet Haaregrad
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:13 pm

United Dependencies wrote:
UCUMAY wrote:Sex is definitely better than being on here... :palm:

In your opinion.


Well, as I've been able to compare the two, I'd have to second that opinion.
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The Norwegian Blue
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Postby The Norwegian Blue » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:14 pm

Dakini wrote:
Potarius wrote:
My cousin used to LARP when he was a teenager. He made his own leather clothing and padded armor, as well as his own weapons.

He was also a 6'3" 15-year-old, so he was bigger than just about everyone else. Watching him smack the shit out of everyone was great.

Part of why my bf used a hammer on a long pole as his weapon is that it makes his reach absurdly long. He's 6'8", so if you add a 6" long weapon...


Hehe. I think my favorite was my friend K., who is perhaps five feet tall and looks like an adorable little blonde girl. She made herself a zweihander. It is also about 5 feet tall, and weighs enough that I actually struggled a bit to lift it. You have never known fear until you have seen a shrieking classically-trained soprano charging at you holding a sword as large as she is over her head. :p
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Al-Harakut al-Islami
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:14 pm

Yes. I'm a virgin.
Not ashamed of it, either.
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Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
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Potarius
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Postby Potarius » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:14 pm

SaintB wrote:
Potarius wrote:
*I put on my Condom of The Great Abyss +6*

The *explicit*ing shall begin!


*I use my cigarette lighter to fire up another cig*

*I accidentally drop the lighter on the bed*

OH NOOOOOO THE QUILT IS ON FIRE AAAAAAAAH!
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The Kuomintang
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Postby The Kuomintang » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:15 pm

Potarius wrote:
SaintB wrote:The *explicit*ing shall begin!


*I use my cigarette lighter to fire up another cig*

*I accidentally drop the lighter on the bed*

OH NOOOOOO THE QUILT IS ON FIRE AAAAAAAAH!


Douse it in your white foam!
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:15 pm

Potarius wrote:
SaintB wrote:The *explicit*ing shall begin!


*I use my cigarette lighter to fire up another cig*

*I accidentally drop the lighter on the bed*

OH NOOOOOO THE QUILT IS ON FIRE AAAAAAAAH!


Rolled a 1?
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RP Population: 1760//76 million//1920 104 million//1960 209 million//1992 238 million
81% Economic Leftist, 56% Anarchist, 79% Anti-Militarist, 89% Socio-Cultural Liberal, 73% Civil Libertarian
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Privatization of collectively owned property is theft.
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Potarius
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Postby Potarius » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:16 pm

The Norwegian Blue wrote:
Dakini wrote:Part of why my bf used a hammer on a long pole as his weapon is that it makes his reach absurdly long. He's 6'8", so if you add a 6" long weapon...


Hehe. I think my favorite was my friend K., who is perhaps five feet tall and looks like an adorable little blonde girl. She made herself a zweihander. It is also about 5 feet tall, and weighs enough that I actually struggled a bit to lift it. You have never known fear until you have seen a shrieking classically-trained soprano charging at you holding a sword as large as she is over her head. :p


Zweihanders are my favorite. No exceptions.

Since I'm about 6' tall as it is, I tend to like the particular ones that are about my height. About 5'10" is just right.
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Postby SaintB » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:17 pm

The Norwegian Blue wrote:
Dakini wrote:Part of why my bf used a hammer on a long pole as his weapon is that it makes his reach absurdly long. He's 6'8", so if you add a 6" long weapon...


Hehe. I think my favorite was my friend K., who is perhaps five feet tall and looks like an adorable little blonde girl. She made herself a zweihander. It is also about 5 feet tall, and weighs enough that I actually struggled a bit to lift it. You have never known fear until you have seen a shrieking classically-trained soprano charging at you holding a sword as large as she is over her head. :p

Like a page out of Pictish warfare... that sounds scary.
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Tolsam
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Postby Tolsam » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:21 pm

Am I a virgin?
No, cashed that shit in when I was bout 15.
But...If it counts for anything I am still with the same guy.
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Al-Harakut al-Islami
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:23 pm

Tolsam wrote:Am I a virgin?
No, cashed that shit in when I was bout 15.
But...If it counts for anything I am still with the same guy.


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Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
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Postby Tolsam » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:28 pm

I'm 19. And I must say, weed is not a gateway drug. sex is. seemed like once I started having sex all of the other "taboos" my family is firmly against just kinda went right out the door.
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Postby Natapoc » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:33 pm

Tolsam wrote:I'm 19. And I must say, weed is not a gateway drug. sex is. seemed like once I started having sex all of the other "taboos" my family is firmly against just kinda went right out the door.


This is why parents should not make sex taboo.
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:36 pm

SaintB wrote:
The Norwegian Blue wrote:
Hehe. I think my favorite was my friend K., who is perhaps five feet tall and looks like an adorable little blonde girl. She made herself a zweihander. It is also about 5 feet tall, and weighs enough that I actually struggled a bit to lift it. You have never known fear until you have seen a shrieking classically-trained soprano charging at you holding a sword as large as she is over her head. :p

Like a page out of Pictish warfare... that sounds scary.


Not really. Just fix bayonet and ready to receive charge.
I reserve the right to ignore wank, furries/scalies, elves, magic, other fantasy vermin & absurd populations. Haters gonna hate.
RP Population: 1760//76 million//1920 104 million//1960 209 million//1992 238 million
81% Economic Leftist, 56% Anarchist, 79% Anti-Militarist, 89% Socio-Cultural Liberal, 73% Civil Libertarian
NSG Sodomy Club, CSO
Imperial Wizard of the NS Knights of Ordo Logica
Privatization of collectively owned property is theft.
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