Are you a virgin?

[Potarius]

If you can achieve said priming without the use of hands, then I've got a hot tub and a video camera and a very lucrative proposition for you...

Pfft. I piss reddish syrup, and I can aim it with great accuracy.

You should fill up a mini keg with it, tap it, and label it as jungle juice at a party.

[Gidgetisms]

<.< in other words "nyet"

[Potarius]

Zing.

Schwing?

That sound is reserved for me when you post.

*nods*

[The Murtunian Tribes]

If you can achieve said priming without the use of hands, then I've got a hot tub and a video camera and a very lucrative proposition for you...

Pfft. I piss reddish syrup, and I can aim it with great accuracy.

I'd get that checked out then.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

<.< in other words "nyet"

'Eh? >.> What's no?

[The Nuclear Fist]

You know I turn you on. ^____________^

To be perfectly honest, the words "Nuclear" and "Fist" are in my personal Top Ten Boner-Killing Words. So you've got an uphill struggle.

But I find your sluttitude encouraging.

Well, my RL name is Vladislav Radulescu. ^______________^

[Gidgetisms]

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Mhm. Well, then I'm probably no better for giving you advice. Carry on then. I suggest Potarius's advice, it's what I'd take if the option were available.

why? how old are you?

[The Nuclear Fist]

You should fill up a mini keg with it, tap it, and label it as jungle juice at a party.

Meh. I've already bottled and sold my piss as an energy drink.

[Zeth Rekia]

To be perfectly honest, the words "Nuclear" and "Fist" are in my personal Top Ten Boner-Killing Words. So you've got an uphill struggle.

But I find your sluttitude encouraging.

Well, my RL name is Vladislav Radulescu. ^______________^

Sexy.

[Wamitoria]

Zing.

Schwing?

That depends, are we going for sex jokes now?

[Caecili]

To be perfectly honest, the words "Nuclear" and "Fist" are in my personal Top Ten Boner-Killing Words. So you've got an uphill struggle.

But I find your sluttitude encouraging.

Well, my RL name is Vladislav Radulescu. ^______________^

That is an absolutely fantastic name.

[The Nuclear Fist]

I'd get that checked out then.

Meh. I'll lbe fine.

[Bottle]

To be perfectly honest, the words "Nuclear" and "Fist" are in my personal Top Ten Boner-Killing Words. So you've got an uphill struggle.

But I find your sluttitude encouraging.

Well, my RL name is Vladislav Radulescu. ^______________^

Sounds like either a cosmonaut or a Russian chess-playing computer. Either way...hot.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Well, my RL name is Vladislav Radulescu. ^______________^

Sexy.

Thanks. ^____________^

[Wamitoria]

I'd get that checked out then.

Meh. I'll lbe fine.

Jim Henson had that kind of mindset.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Well, my RL name is Vladislav Radulescu. ^______________^

Either way...hot.

I'm Romanian. ^____________^

[The Nuclear Fist]

Meh. I'll lbe fine.

Jim Henson had that kind of mindset.

Who?

[Wamitoria]

Jim Henson had that kind of mindset.

Who?

All you need to know is that he died of cancer.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

I'd get that checked out then.

Meh. I'll lbe fine.

Until your dick shrivels up like overcooked bacon.

[Zeth Rekia]

Schwing?

That depends, are we going for sex jokes now?

You gonna dress Zeno's cake?

[Potarius]

Who?

All you need to know is that he died of cancer.

Really, he just didn't want to be a bother to anyone. But not wanting to be a bother and going to the ER at the last fucking minute wasn't exactly the smartest thing to do.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

Jim Henson had that kind of mindset.

Who?

The muppet guy.

[Novikov]

Haha. No. Not a virgin.

Also, I like pie.

[Potarius]

That depends, are we going for sex jokes now?

You gonna dress Zeno's cake?

Eat Zeno's pie?

[The Nuclear Fist]

That depends, are we going for sex jokes now?

You gonna dress Zeno's cake?

I'll glaize Zeno's donut. ^____________^