Are you a virgin?

[Planeta de los Muertos]

I've done that before.

What the fuck haven't you done before?

Did you give a monkey a reach around while reciting the American Pledge of Allegiance?

[The Nuclear Fist]

I've done that before.

What the fuck haven't you done before?

That's a tough one.

[Bottle]

It's true that the sensory nerve endings for the penis extend inside the body...but take as a whole, they are neither as long nor as numerous as clitoral nerves.

Indeed, there are more sensory nerve endings in the clitoris than in any other part of the human body! Sorry fellas You'll have to content yourselves with those pitiful shotguns of yours, whilst we ladies are rocking the semi-automatics.

Well, let's see how far you're can shoot. You're is more like a derringer compared to a sniper rifle.
Of course, one could also point out that you're pitiful clitorises are so sensitive that they often can't even withstand direct touch, especially when compared to our manly penises.
This has to be one of the oddest conversations I've ever had.

Reminds me of an old joke (put under spoilers because it's mildly dirty)

So this husband and wife are always competing with one another. Everything they do, they turn into a contest, and the husband starts getting annoyed because his wife keeps winning everything.

So the husband complains to his friend, and the friend says, "Hey man, that's easy. Just have a contest where you pee on a wall and see who can pee the highest up."

The husband goes home and proposes this game to his wife, and she says, "You're on!" and immediately lifts up her skirt and lifts her leg and pees a stream about 6 inches up on the wall.

So the husband smiles to himself, knowing he can do way better, and starts to take out his junk so he can finally win a contest. And his wife objects, "Hey, no hands!"

[Potarius]

I got absolutely nowhere with that mindset.

But when I asked a friend if she'd be interested in doing it, my whole world opened up. She said "fuck yeah", and two days later we did it. Lasted four hours. One of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.

fine.

will you?

Already said I would.

[Planeta de los Muertos]

No, I mean I'm so stiff right now, I could smash glass with it.

AHahhaah... cute.

If only we weren't miles away...

[The Murtunian Tribes]

Well, let's see how far you're can shoot. You're is more like a derringer compared to a sniper rifle.
Of course, one could also point out that you're pitiful clitorises are so sensitive that they often can't even withstand direct touch, especially when compared to our manly penises.
This has to be one of the oddest conversations I've ever had.

Reminds me of an old joke (put under spoilers because it's mildly dirty)

So this husband and wife are always competing with one another. Everything they do, they turn into a contest, and the husband starts getting annoyed because his wife keeps winning everything.

So the husband complains to his friend, and the friend says, "Hey man, that's easy. Just have a contest where you pee on a wall and see who can pee the highest up."

The husband goes home and proposes this game to his wife, and she says, "You're on!" and immediately lifts up her skirt and lifts her leg and pees a stream about 6 inches up on the wall.

So the husband smiles to himself, knowing he can do way better, and starts to take out his junk so he can finally win a contest. And his wife objects, "Hey, no hands!"

I can pee more than 6 inches up a wall with no hands. There might be some collateral damage, though.

[Wamitoria]

What the fuck haven't you done before?

That's a tough one.

I thought so.

Did you give a monkey a reach around while reciting the American Pledge of Allegiance?

Someone's watching Family Guy reruns...

[Potarius]

Reminds me of an old joke (put under spoilers because it's mildly dirty)

So this husband and wife are always competing with one another. Everything they do, they turn into a contest, and the husband starts getting annoyed because his wife keeps winning everything.

So the husband complains to his friend, and the friend says, "Hey man, that's easy. Just have a contest where you pee on a wall and see who can pee the highest up."

The husband goes home and proposes this game to his wife, and she says, "You're on!" and immediately lifts up her skirt and lifts her leg and pees a stream about 6 inches up on the wall.

So the husband smiles to himself, knowing he can do way better, and starts to take out his junk so he can finally win a contest. And his wife objects, "Hey, no hands!"

I can pee more than 6 inches up a wall with no hands. There might be some collateral damage, though.

With proper... Ahem... Priming, I can easily do that with zero collateral damage.

[Gidgetisms]

I would like it to be some one I actually like, but it sure as hell is taking a long time

I know exactly what you mean. Though I'm not really certain I'll lose it anytime soon, my tastes go for the type of girl who doesn't give it up early.

For comparison's sake, how old are you?

26

[The Nuclear Fist]

What the fuck haven't you done before?

Did you give a monkey a reach around while reciting the American Pledge of Allegiance?

Well, it was the Romanian National Anthemm not the American PoA.

[Bottle]

Did you give a monkey a reach around while reciting the American Pledge of Allegiance?

Well, it was the Romanian National Anthemm not the American PoA.

Slut.

[Christantle]

I can pee more than 6 inches up a wall with no hands. There might be some collateral damage, though.

With proper... Ahem... Priming, I can easily do that with zero collateral damage.

Same here.

[Zeth Rekia]

AHahhaah... cute.

If only we weren't miles away...

Meh. Zeno couldn't care less really.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Well, it was the Romanian National Anthemm not the American PoA.

Slut.

You know I turn you on. ^____________^

[The Nuclear Fist]

If only we weren't miles away...

Meh. Zeno couldn't care less really.

Swish.

[Wamitoria]

With proper... Ahem... Priming, I can easily do that with zero collateral damage.

Same here.

I think most males can do that.

[Bottle]

I can pee more than 6 inches up a wall with no hands. There might be some collateral damage, though.

With proper... Ahem... Priming, I can easily do that with zero collateral damage.

If you can achieve said priming without the use of hands, then I've got a hot tub and a video camera and a very lucrative proposition for you...

[The Murtunian Tribes]

If only we weren't miles away...

Meh. Zeno couldn't care less really.

Ouch.

[Potarius]

Meh. Zeno couldn't care less really.

Swish.

Zing.

[Gidgetisms]

fine.

will you?

Already said I would.

when?

[The Nuclear Fist]

With proper... Ahem... Priming, I can easily do that with zero collateral damage.

If you can achieve said priming without the use of hands, then I've got a hot tub and a video camera and a very lucrative proposition for you...

Pfft. I piss reddish syrup, and I can aim it with great accuracy.

[Potarius]

Already said I would.

when?

*is not entirely sure*

My travel schedule is tight as of late, and I don't have a passport.

[The Merchant Republics]

I know exactly what you mean. Though I'm not really certain I'll lose it anytime soon, my tastes go for the type of girl who doesn't give it up early.

For comparison's sake, how old are you?

26

Mhm. Well, then I'm probably no better for giving you advice. Carry on then. I suggest Potarius's advice, it's what I'd take if the option were available.

[Caecili]

Swish.

Zing.

Schwing?

[Bottle]

Slut.

You know I turn you on. ^____________^

To be perfectly honest, the words "Nuclear" and "Fist" are in my personal Top Ten Boner-Killing Words. So you've got an uphill struggle.

But I find your sluttitude encouraging.