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Are you a virgin?

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No
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Christantle
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Postby Christantle » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:00 pm

The Merchant Republics wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:I would like it to be some one I actually like, but it sure as hell is taking a long time :(

I know exactly what you mean. Though I'm not really certain I'll lose it anytime soon, my tastes go for the type of girl who doesn't give it up early.

For comparison's sake, how old are you?

She's 26
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Planeta de los Muertos
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:01 pm

I'm getting an erocktion from all this.
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For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
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Potarius
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Postby Potarius » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:01 pm

Bottle wrote:Indeed, there are more sensory nerve endings in the clitoris than in any other part of the human body! Sorry fellas :( You'll have to content yourselves with those pitiful shotguns of yours, whilst we ladies are rocking the semi-automatics. ;)


I tend to be able to go at least two rounds every time. I'm talking about "finishing", putting on another condom, continuing, and finishing again. It's not quite the same as multiple, rapid-fire orgasms, but hey... I'm not complaining.
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Postby Big Jim P » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:01 pm

Wamitoria wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:I would like it to be some one I actually like, but it sure as hell is taking a long time :(

Wait for it. Don't waste it on some douche half-drunk on Pabst.


True this^
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Takaram
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Postby Takaram » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:01 pm

Bottle wrote:
Takaram wrote:
I'm not so sure about that. If females are allowed to count the portions of their clitoris which continues inside of them, males should as well. If we define said length by the length of the corpus cavernosum, males penises are also quite longer than what actually sticks out.

It's true that the sensory nerve endings for the penis extend inside the body...but take as a whole, they are neither as long nor as numerous as clitoral nerves.

Indeed, there are more sensory nerve endings in the clitoris than in any other part of the human body! Sorry fellas :( You'll have to content yourselves with those pitiful shotguns of yours, whilst we ladies are rocking the semi-automatics. ;)


Well, let's see how far you're can shoot. You're is more like a derringer compared to a sniper rifle.
Of course, one could also point out that you're pitiful clitorises are so sensitive that they often can't even withstand direct touch, especially when compared to our manly penises.
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Commissariat Quebec
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Postby Commissariat Quebec » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:02 pm

The Merchant Republics wrote:I know exactly what you mean. Though I'm not really certain I'll lose it anytime soon, my tastes go for the type of girl who doesn't give it up early.

Unless you were the person who received of course. ;)

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Christantle
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Postby Christantle » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:02 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I'm getting an erocktion from all this.

They are called erections
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:02 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
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I still don't see why you would go for macaroni salad over, say, a cucumber.

Da, Cucumber.

Aww. Now I want a pickle.
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Postby Bottle » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:02 pm

Potarius wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:I would like it to be some one I actually like, but it sure as hell is taking a long time :(


I got absolutely nowhere with that mindset.

But when I asked a friend if she'd be interested in doing it, my whole world opened up. She said "fuck yeah", and two days later we did it. Lasted four hours. One of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.

Well, but you liked your friend, right? Maybe you didn't want to DATE her, but you liked her, you wanted her to have fun, etc?

That's what matters, IMO. I wasn't interested in dating the first person I slept with. (I wasn't interested in dating the 2nd-12th people I slept with, as a matter of fact, with the exception of the 5th person who was my dreamgirl and Jenny, if you're reading this, call me.) But I liked him a bunch, and I think that was crucial for having fun. You've got to be with somebody you trust and like, otherwise sex veers toward scary and uncomfortable rather than interesting and potentially joyful.
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Wamitoria
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Postby Wamitoria » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:03 pm

Christantle wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I'm getting an erocktion from all this.

They are called erections

I believe that it's a Family Guy reference, although a poorly done one.
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Postby Commissariat Quebec » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:03 pm

Christantle wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I'm getting an erocktion from all this.

They are called erections

That's what he said. Erocktions.

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The Merchant Republics
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Postby The Merchant Republics » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:03 pm

Potarius wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:I would like it to be some one I actually like, but it sure as hell is taking a long time :(


I got absolutely nowhere with that mindset.

But when I asked a friend if she'd be interested in doing it, my whole world opened up. She said "fuck yeah", and two days later we did it. Lasted four hours. One of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.

I can imagine, yet I don't think it's that easy in my case. I don't really have any close unattached girl friends and I live in a very religious town, if I don't want to associate with the drunken sluts, I'm rather outside of that picture for the time being.

Still it's not my thing. I don't think I'd want to lose it that way regardless.
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Planeta de los Muertos
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:03 pm

Christantle wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I'm getting an erocktion from all this.

They are called erections

No, I mean I'm so stiff right now, I could smash glass with it.
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
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Potarius
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Postby Potarius » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:03 pm

Bottle wrote:
Potarius wrote:
I got absolutely nowhere with that mindset.

But when I asked a friend if she'd be interested in doing it, my whole world opened up. She said "fuck yeah", and two days later we did it. Lasted four hours. One of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.

Well, but you liked your friend, right? Maybe you didn't want to DATE her, but you liked her, you wanted her to have fun, etc?

That's what matters, IMO. I wasn't interested in dating the first person I slept with. (I wasn't interested in dating the 2nd-12th people I slept with, as a matter of fact, with the exception of the 5th person who was my dreamgirl and Jenny, if you're reading this, call me.) But I liked him a bunch, and I think that was crucial for having fun. You've got to be with somebody you trust and like, otherwise sex veers toward scary and uncomfortable rather than interesting and potentially joyful.


Yeah, that's exactly how it was.

But a lot of people seem to think that you have to be in a relationship with somebody before you have sex with them. It makes things extremely difficult.
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Postby Commissariat Quebec » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:04 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
Christantle wrote: They are called erections

No, I mean I'm so stiff right now, I could smash glass with it.

Text make me no horny.

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Postby Big Jim P » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:04 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
Christantle wrote: They are called erections

No, I mean I'm so stiff right now, I could smash glass with it.


:rofl:
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:04 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
Christantle wrote: They are called erections

No, I mean I'm so stiff right now, I could smash glass with it.

I've done that before.
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Postby Wamitoria » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:05 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:No, I mean I'm so stiff right now, I could smash glass with it.

I've done that before.

What the fuck haven't you done before?
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Christantle
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Postby Christantle » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:05 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:No, I mean I'm so stiff right now, I could smash glass with it.


:rofl:

Don't swing to hard, could get a cut.
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Postby The Merchant Republics » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:05 pm

Bottle wrote:
Potarius wrote:
I got absolutely nowhere with that mindset.

But when I asked a friend if she'd be interested in doing it, my whole world opened up. She said "fuck yeah", and two days later we did it. Lasted four hours. One of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.

Well, but you liked your friend, right? Maybe you didn't want to DATE her, but you liked her, you wanted her to have fun, etc?

That's what matters, IMO. I wasn't interested in dating the first person I slept with. (I wasn't interested in dating the 2nd-12th people I slept with, as a matter of fact, with the exception of the 5th person who was my dreamgirl and Jenny, if you're reading this, call me.) But I liked him a bunch, and I think that was crucial for having fun. You've got to be with somebody you trust and like, otherwise sex veers toward scary and uncomfortable rather than interesting and potentially joyful.

I agree. Though I'd still be uncomfortable with the idea of it. I don't know, I guess I'm just a little bit too sheltered for it.
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Planeta de los Muertos
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:05 pm

Commissariat Quebec wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:No, I mean I'm so stiff right now, I could smash glass with it.

Text make me no horny.

We all behave differently, no?
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
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Postby Wamitoria » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:05 pm

Double damn post.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:05 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
Christantle wrote: They are called erections

No, I mean I'm so stiff right now, I could smash glass with it.

AHahhaah... cute.

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Caecili
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Postby Caecili » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:05 pm

Potarius wrote:
Bottle wrote:Well, but you liked your friend, right? Maybe you didn't want to DATE her, but you liked her, you wanted her to have fun, etc?

That's what matters, IMO. I wasn't interested in dating the first person I slept with. (I wasn't interested in dating the 2nd-12th people I slept with, as a matter of fact, with the exception of the 5th person who was my dreamgirl and Jenny, if you're reading this, call me.) But I liked him a bunch, and I think that was crucial for having fun. You've got to be with somebody you trust and like, otherwise sex veers toward scary and uncomfortable rather than interesting and potentially joyful.


Yeah, that's exactly how it was.

But a lot of people seem to think that you have to be in a relationship with somebody before you have sex with them. It makes things extremely difficult.


I would personally rather my first time to be a spontaneous result of extreme sexual tension.
Then again, I also read a lot of fanfiction.
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Postby Gidgetisms » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:05 pm

Potarius wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:I would like it to be some one I actually like, but it sure as hell is taking a long time :(


I got absolutely nowhere with that mindset.

But when I asked a friend if she'd be interested in doing it, my whole world opened up. She said "fuck yeah", and two days later we did it. Lasted four hours. One of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.

fine.

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