Are you a virgin?

[Potarius]

You should feel good about it, not dirty.

*nods*

Good dirty, not I-must-cleanse-myself-of-sin dirty. No worries.

Oh. That's actually better, then.

[Planeta de los Muertos]

You are quite pretty, if I do say so myself.

LOL and yet I'm a virgin.....

Yeah, you sound awesome, so IMHO you'd make a great mate.

*chugs vodka*

No shit, I'm game. Who the fuck do you think I am?

Damn straight.

Alrighty then. Just swing by my hut on the docks of St. John's, Newfoundland, sign the release forms on the table in the first room and enter the door with the flickering red "Caution" sign above it. I'll be waiting... <333

*Takes a flight.*

[Gidgetisms]

what? how?

*sigh*

You should feel good about it, not dirty.

*nods*

Zeno endorses this statement.

what????? I dont get it!

[Wamitoria]

*sigh*


Zeno endorses this statement.

what????? I dont get it!

You are aware that your masturbation can be aided by others, right?

[Gidgetisms]

LOL and yet I'm a virgin.....

Yeah, you sound awesome, so IMHO you'd make a great mate.

Alrighty then. Just swing by my hut on the docks of St. John's, Newfoundland, sign the release forms on the table in the first room and enter the door with the flickering red "Caution" sign above it. I'll be waiting... <333

*Takes a flight.*

LOL thanks, I wish others saw me that way

[Planeta de los Muertos]

You should feel good about it, not dirty.

*nods*

Zeno endorses this statement.

[The Nuclear Fist]

*chugs vodka*

No shit, I'm game. Who the fuck do you think I am?

Damn straight.

Alrighty then. Just swing by my hut on the docks of St. John's, Newfoundland, sign the release forms on the table in the first room and enter the door with the flickering red "Caution" sign above it. I'll be waiting... <333

Release forms are for pussies!

[Gidgetisms]

what????? I dont get it!

You are aware that your masturbation can be aided by others, right?

really?

[Potarius]

Alrighty then. Just swing by my hut on the docks of St. John's, Newfoundland, sign the release forms on the table in the first room and enter the door with the flickering red "Caution" sign above it. I'll be waiting... <333

Release forms are for pussies!

Pussies do tend to release things, yes.

[Zeth Rekia]

*sigh*


Zeno endorses this statement.

what????? I dont get it!

Carrot. Macaroni Salad. Pics.

Go.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Pfft. I'm Romanian. The age of consent is 15 here.

How is it over there?

Pretty good.

[Enkoda]

You know who else was a virgin? Hitler.

I think everyone knows that.

[Potarius]

what????? I dont get it!

Carrot. Macaroni Salad. Pics.

Go.

I still don't see why you would go for macaroni salad over, say, a cucumber.

[Wamitoria]

You are aware that your masturbation can be aided by others, right?

really?

Yes.

[Gidgetisms]

what????? I dont get it!

Carrot. Macaroni Salad. Pics.

Go.

wtf?

[The Merchant Republics]

You are quite pretty, if I do say so myself.

LOL and yet I'm a virgin.....

Not a good way to think of it, there must be some other reason why you of all people are still a virgin.

I know for me it's a whole lot of things mixing together. Not the most bothersome of them being bad luck. If your looking for something more then just a simple drunk party-fuck it can take a while to lose it.

[Gidgetisms]

LOL and yet I'm a virgin.....

Not a good way to think of it, there must be some other reason why you of all people are still a virgin.

I know for me it's a whole lot of things mixing together. Not the most bothersome of them being bad luck. If your looking for something more then just a simple drunk party-fuck it can take a while to lose it.

I would like it to be some one I actually like, but it sure as hell is taking a long time

[Zeth Rekia]

Carrot. Macaroni Salad. Pics.

Go.

I still don't see why you would go for macaroni salad over, say, a cucumber.

Da, Cucumber.

[Gidgetisms]

really?

Yes.

*isnt going to ask how*

[Bottle]

More power to you for double-clicking the mouse, if only more young people could be encouraged to do likewise.

However, be aware that your clitoris is the only part of your body that is capable of generating orgasm. Like, by definition...the nerves that cause that particular set of sensations are all part of the clit. The thing is, that little nubby deal on the surface of your vulva is just the tip of a truly delightful iceberg. Your clitoris actually extends up inside you for roughly the same distance that an average man's erect penis extends outside of him.

This is what the "G-spot" actually is. In some women (note: not all women), the clitoral nerves run close enough to the roof of the vaginal canal that they can be stimulated from inside. But really, it's still the clitoris up in there.

Oh, and feel free to inform you male partners that yours is bigger than theirs. It's factually true!

I'm not so sure about that. If females are allowed to count the portions of their clitoris which continues inside of them, males should as well. If we define said length by the length of the corpus cavernosum, males penises are also quite longer than what actually sticks out.

It's true that the sensory nerve endings for the penis extend inside the body...but take as a whole, they are neither as long nor as numerous as clitoral nerves.

Indeed, there are more sensory nerve endings in the clitoris than in any other part of the human body! Sorry fellas You'll have to content yourselves with those pitiful shotguns of yours, whilst we ladies are rocking the semi-automatics.

[Potarius]

Not a good way to think of it, there must be some other reason why you of all people are still a virgin.

I know for me it's a whole lot of things mixing together. Not the most bothersome of them being bad luck. If your looking for something more then just a simple drunk party-fuck it can take a while to lose it.

I would like it to be some one I actually like, but it sure as hell is taking a long time

I got absolutely nowhere with that mindset.

But when I asked a friend if she'd be interested in doing it, my whole world opened up. She said "fuck yeah", and two days later we did it. Lasted four hours. One of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.

[Wamitoria]

Not a good way to think of it, there must be some other reason why you of all people are still a virgin.

I know for me it's a whole lot of things mixing together. Not the most bothersome of them being bad luck. If your looking for something more then just a simple drunk party-fuck it can take a while to lose it.

I would like it to be some one I actually like, but it sure as hell is taking a long time

Wait for it. Don't waste it on some douche half-drunk on Pabst.

[The Merchant Republics]

Not a good way to think of it, there must be some other reason why you of all people are still a virgin.

I know for me it's a whole lot of things mixing together. Not the most bothersome of them being bad luck. If your looking for something more then just a simple drunk party-fuck it can take a while to lose it.

I would like it to be some one I actually like, but it sure as hell is taking a long time

I know exactly what you mean. Though I'm not really certain I'll lose it anytime soon, my tastes go for the type of girl who doesn't give it up early.

For comparison's sake, how old are you?

[Bottle]

? You're a girl?

I've been female the whooole tiiime!

*dun dun dunnn*

I'm so picturing that episode of Family Guy where the guest on the talk show is like, "I'm not actually a woman...I'm a horse." And then, "I'm not actually a horse...I'm a broom."

[Wamitoria]

Yes.

*isnt going to ask how*

I let Bottle explain it to you, as she is probably more informed on the subject (since I'm a guy).