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Are you a virgin?

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No
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I like pie
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Zeth Rekia
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:once I find some one willing.\

And I guess I'm not as innocent as I thought :)

:hug: After all, sex is a natural process.

Da, so is masturbation....

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Postby Caecili » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm

Potarius wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:once I find some one willing.


*points at self and several others here at NSG*

>.>


Hell, I'd volunteer, too. I'm bi-curious enough.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm

Commissariat Quebec wrote:These fell out three nights ago. You still game?

Damn straight.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
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Bottle
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Postby Bottle » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm

Caecili wrote:I very much appreciate the advice, but I have *he-hem* experimented enough to know that plain ol' intercourse is actually all I need.
My clitoris is full of failure, so that's probably a good thing.

More power to you for double-clicking the mouse, if only more young people could be encouraged to do likewise. ;)

However, be aware that your clitoris is the only part of your body that is capable of generating orgasm. Like, by definition...the nerves that cause that particular set of sensations are all part of the clit. The thing is, that little nubby deal on the surface of your vulva is just the tip of a truly delightful iceberg. Your clitoris actually extends up inside you for roughly the same distance that an average man's erect penis extends outside of him.

This is what the "G-spot" actually is. In some women (note: not all women), the clitoral nerves run close enough to the roof of the vaginal canal that they can be stimulated from inside. But really, it's still the clitoris up in there.

Oh, and feel free to inform you male partners that yours is bigger than theirs. It's factually true!
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Potarius
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Postby Potarius » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm

Caecili wrote:
Potarius wrote:
*points at self and several others here at NSG*

>.>


Hell, I'd volunteer, too. I'm bi-curious enough.


I certainly wouldn't mind you coming along for the ride, so to speak.

:twisted:
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Postby Gidgetisms » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote: :hug: After all, sex is a natural process.

Da, so is masturbation....

I have a hard time with that..... :oops:
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Zeth Rekia
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:50 pm

Gidgetisms wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Da, so is masturbation....

I have a hard time with that..... :oops:

Want help?

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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:50 pm

The Merchant Republics wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Ah.

See, when I talk about porn, I talk about amateur stuff. Professional porn is... Terrible.

That was the porn I was referring to, the professional stuff, with poor scripts seeming to revolve around sexual favours and rather disgusting treatment of women. The more amateur stuff, I tolerate, since it seems more I guess if you'll pardon my stating the obvious; real.

I like to see sex as an expression of actual affection, professional porn just makes me feel dirty.

I approve of this.

I do get easily passionate about women, so it'd be natural for me to be addicted to the girl once we do the do.
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Postby Gidgetisms » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:50 pm

Caecili wrote:
Potarius wrote:
*points at self and several others here at NSG*

>.>


Hell, I'd volunteer, too. I'm bi-curious enough.

? You're a girl?
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Postby Caecili » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:51 pm

Bottle wrote:
Caecili wrote:I very much appreciate the advice, but I have *he-hem* experimented enough to know that plain ol' intercourse is actually all I need.
My clitoris is full of failure, so that's probably a good thing.

More power to you for double-clicking the mouse, if only more young people could be encouraged to do likewise. ;)

However, be aware that your clitoris is the only part of your body that is capable of generating orgasm. Like, by definition...the nerves that cause that particular set of sensations are all part of the clit. The thing is, that little nubby deal on the surface of your vulva is just the tip of a truly delightful iceberg. Your clitoris actually extends up inside you for roughly the same distance that an average man's erect penis extends outside of him.

This is what the "G-spot" actually is. In some women (note: not all women), the clitoral nerves run close enough to the roof of the vaginal canal that they can be stimulated from inside. But really, it's still the clitoris up in there.

Oh, and feel free to inform you male partners that yours is bigger than theirs. It's factually true!


Actually, that's exactly what I'm referring to.
:meh: I feel dirty.
Alternate of Ursiroth. Call me "She" or "It" or "Your Holiness". Just not "He".
Is it strange to theme a country around limbless amphibians?
This will explain things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMvL4zOLSeM

Left/Right: -7.75
Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.38

Cling, clang, thunk, scraaape...

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The Merchant Republics
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Postby The Merchant Republics » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:51 pm

Gidgetisms wrote:
Potarius wrote:
*points at self and several others here at NSG*

>.>

wait, really?

You are quite pretty, if I do say so myself.
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Postby Gidgetisms » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:51 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:I have a hard time with that..... :oops:

Want help?

what? how?
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Postby Caecili » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:51 pm

Gidgetisms wrote:
Caecili wrote:
Hell, I'd volunteer, too. I'm bi-curious enough.

? You're a girl?


I've been female the whooole tiiime!

*dun dun dunnn*
Alternate of Ursiroth. Call me "She" or "It" or "Your Holiness". Just not "He".
Is it strange to theme a country around limbless amphibians?
This will explain things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMvL4zOLSeM

Left/Right: -7.75
Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.38

Cling, clang, thunk, scraaape...

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Potarius
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Postby Potarius » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:52 pm

Caecili wrote:Actually, that's exactly what I'm referring to.
:meh: I feel dirty.


You should feel good about it, not dirty.

*nods*
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Postby Wamitoria » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:52 pm

Caecili wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:? You're a girl?


I've been female the whooole tiiime!

*dun dun dunnn*

And here I thought you were the cobra from the Bronx Zoo.
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Postby Takaram » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:52 pm

Bottle wrote:
Caecili wrote:I very much appreciate the advice, but I have *he-hem* experimented enough to know that plain ol' intercourse is actually all I need.
My clitoris is full of failure, so that's probably a good thing.

More power to you for double-clicking the mouse, if only more young people could be encouraged to do likewise. ;)

However, be aware that your clitoris is the only part of your body that is capable of generating orgasm. Like, by definition...the nerves that cause that particular set of sensations are all part of the clit. The thing is, that little nubby deal on the surface of your vulva is just the tip of a truly delightful iceberg. Your clitoris actually extends up inside you for roughly the same distance that an average man's erect penis extends outside of him.

This is what the "G-spot" actually is. In some women (note: not all women), the clitoral nerves run close enough to the roof of the vaginal canal that they can be stimulated from inside. But really, it's still the clitoris up in there.

Oh, and feel free to inform you male partners that yours is bigger than theirs. It's factually true!


I'm not so sure about that. If females are allowed to count the portions of their clitoris which continues inside of them, males should as well. If we define said length by the length of the corpus cavernosum, males penises are also quite longer than what actually sticks out.

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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:52 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Commissariat Quebec wrote:These fell out three nights ago. You still game?

Damn straight.

Likewise.

All the girls on NS at or above 18 can get it too. ;)
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For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
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Postby Gidgetisms » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:53 pm

The Merchant Republics wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:wait, really?

You are quite pretty, if I do say so myself.

LOL and yet I'm a virgin.....
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:53 pm

Gidgetisms wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Want help?

what? how?

*sigh*

Potarius wrote:
Caecili wrote:Actually, that's exactly what I'm referring to.
:meh: I feel dirty.


You should feel good about it, not dirty.

*nods*

Zeno endorses this statement.

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Commissariat Quebec
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Postby Commissariat Quebec » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:53 pm

Potarius wrote:*chugs vodka*

No shit, I'm game. Who the fuck do you think I am?

:twisted:

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Damn straight.


Alrighty then. Just swing by my hut on the docks of St. John's, Newfoundland, sign the release forms on the table in the first room and enter the door with the flickering red "Caution" sign above it. I'll be waiting... <333

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Postby The Merchant Republics » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:53 pm

Potarius wrote:
Caecili wrote:Actually, that's exactly what I'm referring to.
:meh: I feel dirty.


You should feel good about it, not dirty.

*nods*

Just human mechanics, nothing wrong with it.

And that's coming from a prude.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:54 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:All the girls on NS at or above 18 can get it too. ;)

Pfft. I'm Romanian. The age of consent is 15 here.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
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Postby Caecili » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:54 pm

Potarius wrote:
Caecili wrote:Actually, that's exactly what I'm referring to.
:meh: I feel dirty.


You should feel good about it, not dirty.

*nods*


Good dirty, not I-must-cleanse-myself-of-sin dirty. No worries.
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Postby Potarius » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:54 pm

Commissariat Quebec wrote:
Potarius wrote:*chugs vodka*

No shit, I'm game. Who the fuck do you think I am?

:twisted:

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Damn straight.


Alrighty then. Just swing by my hut on the docks of St. John's, Newfoundland, sign the release forms on the table in the first room and enter the door with the flickering red "Caution" sign above it. I'll be waiting... <333


Release forms? Ha!

*doesn't sign*
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Postby Christantle » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:54 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:All the girls on NS at or above 18 can get it too. ;)

Pfft. I'm Romanian. The age of consent is 15 here.

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