Da, so is masturbation....
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by Zeth Rekia » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm

by Caecili » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm

by The Nuclear Fist » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm
Commissariat Quebec wrote:These fell out three nights ago. You still game?
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by Bottle » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm
Caecili wrote:I very much appreciate the advice, but I have *he-hem* experimented enough to know that plain ol' intercourse is actually all I need.
My clitoris is full of failure, so that's probably a good thing.


by Gidgetisms » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:49 pm

by Zeth Rekia » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:50 pm

by Planeta de los Muertos » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:50 pm
The Merchant Republics wrote:Potarius wrote:
Ah.
See, when I talk about porn, I talk about amateur stuff. Professional porn is... Terrible.
That was the porn I was referring to, the professional stuff, with poor scripts seeming to revolve around sexual favours and rather disgusting treatment of women. The more amateur stuff, I tolerate, since it seems more I guess if you'll pardon my stating the obvious; real.
I like to see sex as an expression of actual affection, professional porn just makes me feel dirty.
I wrote:Bitch, please!

by Gidgetisms » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:50 pm

by Caecili » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:51 pm
Bottle wrote:Caecili wrote:I very much appreciate the advice, but I have *he-hem* experimented enough to know that plain ol' intercourse is actually all I need.
My clitoris is full of failure, so that's probably a good thing.
More power to you for double-clicking the mouse, if only more young people could be encouraged to do likewise.
However, be aware that your clitoris is the only part of your body that is capable of generating orgasm. Like, by definition...the nerves that cause that particular set of sensations are all part of the clit. The thing is, that little nubby deal on the surface of your vulva is just the tip of a truly delightful iceberg. Your clitoris actually extends up inside you for roughly the same distance that an average man's erect penis extends outside of him.
This is what the "G-spot" actually is. In some women (note: not all women), the clitoral nerves run close enough to the roof of the vaginal canal that they can be stimulated from inside. But really, it's still the clitoris up in there.
Oh, and feel free to inform you male partners that yours is bigger than theirs. It's factually true!
I feel dirty.
by The Merchant Republics » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:51 pm

by Gidgetisms » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:51 pm

by Caecili » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:51 pm

by Wamitoria » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:52 pm

by Takaram » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:52 pm
Bottle wrote:Caecili wrote:I very much appreciate the advice, but I have *he-hem* experimented enough to know that plain ol' intercourse is actually all I need.
My clitoris is full of failure, so that's probably a good thing.
More power to you for double-clicking the mouse, if only more young people could be encouraged to do likewise.
However, be aware that your clitoris is the only part of your body that is capable of generating orgasm. Like, by definition...the nerves that cause that particular set of sensations are all part of the clit. The thing is, that little nubby deal on the surface of your vulva is just the tip of a truly delightful iceberg. Your clitoris actually extends up inside you for roughly the same distance that an average man's erect penis extends outside of him.
This is what the "G-spot" actually is. In some women (note: not all women), the clitoral nerves run close enough to the roof of the vaginal canal that they can be stimulated from inside. But really, it's still the clitoris up in there.
Oh, and feel free to inform you male partners that yours is bigger than theirs. It's factually true!

by Planeta de los Muertos » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:52 pm

I wrote:Bitch, please!

by Gidgetisms » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:53 pm

by Zeth Rekia » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:53 pm

by Commissariat Quebec » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:53 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Damn straight.

by The Merchant Republics » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:53 pm

by The Nuclear Fist » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:54 pm
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:All the girls on NS at or above 18 can get it too.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by Caecili » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:54 pm

by Potarius » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:54 pm

by Christantle » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:54 pm
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