Are you a virgin?

[Potarius]

I very much appreciate the advice, but I have *he-hem* experimented enough to know that plain ol' intercourse is actually all I need.
My clitoris is full of failure, so that's probably a good thing.

I'm sure a very dexterous set of guitarist's fingers will change that quickly.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Not if it's shaved.

It isn't... My downstairs remind most men of the mouth of an old, mustached Mexican.

Hell, I'd still hit it.

[Bottle]

how the fuck would that work?

Its not something I could describe here and not get banned.

If that's true, then I'm about to get banned...I've already given way more graphic details than it would take to describe oral sex.

[Potarius]

I'm sure some of it is fine, but the majority of it is frankly a little gross. But I'm a prude.

I'm a kinky sex-crazed slutbag, and I think most porn is gross.

Don't try to learn from porn. In real life, most women don't enjoy being wedged into 10-inch spike heels so they can be bent over a pool table as a guy with a beer-can dick prongs them monotonously without touching any of their erogenous zones.

Ah.

See, when I talk about porn, I talk about amateur stuff. Professional porn is... Terrible.

[Planeta de los Muertos]

I have got vagina dentata, so I'll probably never get laid.
Unless someone....

What's that?

[Gidgetisms]

[Potarius]

It isn't... My downstairs remind most men of the mouth of an old, mustached Mexican.

Hell, I'd still hit it.

I'd hit it, too.

[The Merchant Republics]

Oui!

Alright, our safety-word is "FUUUU-".

I think my game of sexual chicken has come to an end. I don't want to have my penis eaten (that way at least).

Golly, that sounded pigish.

[Caecili]

Hell, I'd still hit it.

I'd hit it, too.

With an axe.

[Potarius]

I'd hit it, too.

With an axe.

That's actually one of the nicknames I gave it.

[Bottle]

Regarding lack of climax during intercourse, it's not only normal, it's typical. Due to the position of the clitoris, your happy-bits are probably not going to get the kind of stimulation they need during "standard" intercourse, especially if your partner is inexperienced. Happily, that's what evolution gave us opposable digits for. (Yes, I'm quite sure we evolved thumbs so we could attend to the clitoris. Expect my scholarly research article on the subject soon.)

Good positioning for intercourse and the right kind of movements on the male's part can help immensely --- thus the whole "experienced" part. Interestingly, all the girls I've been with have had orgasms from intercourse alone; this hasn't stopped me from giving oral before and after, naturally.

Experimentation is always the key.

Also worth noting, for the sex-newbies, that you're going to have to, er, re-experiment with each new partner, because no two bodies fit together in precisely the same way. What feels good with one partner may be uncomfortable or painful with another. So you're probably going to have to have lots and lots of hot, sweaty, breathless sex. I know, I know, but try to make the best of it.

[Big Jim P]

I'd hit it, too.

With an axe.

Hell, we're men. Even the crack of dawn ain't safe around us.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Alright, our safety-word is "FUUUU-".

I think my game of sexual chicken has come to an end. I don't want to have my penis eaten (that way at least).

Golly, that sounded pigish.

You prude. A toothy fuck wouldn't stop me.

[Caecili]

With an axe.

Hell, we're men. Even the crack of dawn ain't safe around us.

I laughed at that much more than I should have.

[Big Jim P]

Good positioning for intercourse and the right kind of movements on the male's part can help immensely --- thus the whole "experienced" part. Interestingly, all the girls I've been with have had orgasms from intercourse alone; this hasn't stopped me from giving oral before and after, naturally.

Experimentation is always the key.

Also worth noting, for the sex-newbies, that you're going to have to, er, re-experiment with each new partner, because no two bodies fit together in precisely the same way. What feels good with one partner may be uncomfortable or painful with another. So you're probably going to have to have lots and lots of hot, sweaty, breathless sex. I know, I know, but try to make the best of it.

Practice DOES make perfect.

[Potarius]

Good positioning for intercourse and the right kind of movements on the male's part can help immensely --- thus the whole "experienced" part. Interestingly, all the girls I've been with have had orgasms from intercourse alone; this hasn't stopped me from giving oral before and after, naturally.

Experimentation is always the key.

Also worth noting, for the sex-newbies, that you're going to have to, er, re-experiment with each new partner, because no two bodies fit together in precisely the same way. What feels good with one partner may be uncomfortable or painful with another. So you're probably going to have to have lots and lots of hot, sweaty, breathless sex. I know, I know, but try to make the best of it.

Bottle, you make it seem like such a terrible thing.

[Gidgetisms]

Good positioning for intercourse and the right kind of movements on the male's part can help immensely --- thus the whole "experienced" part. Interestingly, all the girls I've been with have had orgasms from intercourse alone; this hasn't stopped me from giving oral before and after, naturally.

Experimentation is always the key.

Also worth noting, for the sex-newbies, that you're going to have to, er, re-experiment with each new partner, because no two bodies fit together in precisely the same way. What feels good with one partner may be uncomfortable or painful with another. So you're probably going to have to have lots and lots of hot, sweaty, breathless sex. I know, I know, but try to make the best of it.

once I find some one willing.\

And I guess I'm not as innocent as I thought

[The Merchant Republics]

I'm a kinky sex-crazed slutbag, and I think most porn is gross.

Don't try to learn from porn. In real life, most women don't enjoy being wedged into 10-inch spike heels so they can be bent over a pool table as a guy with a beer-can dick prongs them monotonously without touching any of their erogenous zones.

Ah.

See, when I talk about porn, I talk about amateur stuff. Professional porn is... Terrible.

That was the porn I was referring to, the professional stuff, with poor scripts seeming to revolve around sexual favours and rather disgusting treatment of women. The more amateur stuff, I tolerate, since it seems more I guess if you'll pardon my stating the obvious; real.

I like to see sex as an expression of actual affection, professional porn just makes me feel dirty.

[Potarius]

once I find some one willing.

*points at self and several others here at NSG*

>.>

[Commissariat Quebec]

I think my game of sexual chicken has come to an end. I don't want to have my penis eaten (that way at least).

Golly, that sounded pigish.

You prude. A toothy fuck wouldn't stop me.

These fell out three nights ago. You still game?

[Planeta de los Muertos]

Experimentation is always the key.

Also worth noting, for the sex-newbies, that you're going to have to, er, re-experiment with each new partner, because no two bodies fit together in precisely the same way. What feels good with one partner may be uncomfortable or painful with another. So you're probably going to have to have lots and lots of hot, sweaty, breathless sex. I know, I know, but try to make the best of it.

once I find some one willing.\

And I guess I'm not as innocent as I thought

After all, sex is a natural process.

[Christantle]

once I find some one willing.

*points at self and several others here at NSG*

>.>

<.<
Am I one of the NSGers you pointed at?

[Gidgetisms]

once I find some one willing.

*points at self and several others here at NSG*

>.>

wait, really?

[Potarius]

Ah.

See, when I talk about porn, I talk about amateur stuff. Professional porn is... Terrible.

That was the porn I was referring to, the professional stuff, with poor scripts seeming to revolve around sexual favours and rather disgusting treatment of women. The more amateur stuff, I tolerate, since it seems more I guess if you'll pardon my stating the obvious; real.

I like to see sex as an expression of actual affection, professional porn just makes me feel dirty.

That's the thing, though: affection isn't a necessary part of sex. Often, it's a lust-filled romp of nastiness, and that's all it really needs to be most of the time, in my mind.

[Potarius]

You prude. A toothy fuck wouldn't stop me.

These fell out three nights ago. You still game?

*chugs vodka*

No shit, I'm game. Who the fuck do you think I am?