Preferred type of men.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Yes, I know what you all are going to say. However, if the guys have one, why can't we girls and assorted company not have one too where we talk about the type of men we like and why.

So here it is. What type of men you like? (using whatever criteria you feel is best) I'm rather sleepy, so I'll be brief with my reasons. I like my men to be, first and foremost, intelligent, I like my men to be good conversationalists, to have a sense of humor and to be loving. I like them assertive, not haughty or full of themselves.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Skinny fagbois. <33

[Marxist-Feminists]

A man who has an agenda, one who has some direction in life, good career ideas and options.

[Lackadaisical2]

Ones who can pay me for an honest day's work.

[Mike the Progressive]

Ones who can pay me for an honest day's work.

That's what happens when you provide your "services" off the street, Lacky. I thought NSG taught you better.

[Meryuma]

Skinny fagbois. <33

I'm very skinny and quite faggy, but I'm not sure if you're into 15 year olds, and I'm taken anyways.

Anyways, my type is for the most part thin, geeky, youthful (if not young) and androgynous, IOW people similar to me.

[Old Erisia]

"Still breathing"

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Skinny fagbois. <33

I'm very skinny and quite faggy, but I'm not sure if you're into 15 year olds, and I'm taken anyways.

Anyways, my type is for the most part thin, geeky, youthful (if not young) and androgynous, IOW people similar to me.

You do seem cool, but... generally I'm only interested in statutory with girls.

[Winning Tiger Blood]

Older than me, more outgoing than myself, educated, easy going in day to day life but sexually dominant

[Redzon]

Ones who can pay me for an honest day's work.

And what kind of "honest work" do you do?

[Meryuma]

I'm very skinny and quite faggy, but I'm not sure if you're into 15 year olds, and I'm taken anyways.

Anyways, my type is for the most part thin, geeky, youthful (if not young) and androgynous, IOW people similar to me.

You do seem cool, but... generally I'm only interested in statutory with girls.

Well, again, I'm taken anyways.

[Mike the Progressive]

Ones who can pay me for an honest day's work.

And what kind of "honest work" do you do?

Give me a $1,000, and he'll provide you the ultimate date experience (and for $200 more, any other kinky shit your into, just no horses).

[Soviet Haaregrad]

And what kind of "honest work" do you do?

Give me a $1,000, and he'll provide you the ultimate date experience (and for $200 more, any other kinky shit your into, just no horses).

What about donkeys? They're not horses.

[Mike the Progressive]

Give me a $1,000, and he'll provide you the ultimate date experience (and for $200 more, any other kinky shit your into, just no horses).

What about donkeys? They're not horses.

Eh, sure. Just make sure the damn thing doesn't kill him. It's how we lost Bob.

[Winning Tiger Blood]

Give me a $1,000, and he'll provide you the ultimate date experience (and for $200 more, any other kinky shit your into, just no horses).

What about donkeys? They're not horses.

Truth

[Voltronica]

Is this where I'm supposed to place the classifieds Ad?? Cuz I ain't paying nothing for this unless it is!!

[Mike the Progressive]

Is this where I'm supposed to place the classifieds Ad?? Cuz I ain't paying nothing for this unless it is!!

Sure...just make your check payable to....

But in all honesty, the internet is a great place to meet people, remember the Craigslist killer?


(It's kind of sad I have to resort to posting on this thread, in a non-serious fashion).

[Soviet Haaregrad]

What about donkeys? They're not horses.

Eh, sure. Just make sure the damn thing doesn't kill him. It's how we lost Bob.

I guess horses have been out since losing the Boeing executive.

[Imperial Aaronia]

Older than me, more outgoing than myself, educated, easy going in day to day life but sexually dominant

This. Though not neceassarily "more outgoing"...maybe just able to match me/keep up with the banter?

[Syrrah]

"Still breathing"

You just described me perfectly! Its like... Destiny!

[Risottia]

Yes, I know what you all are going to say. However, if the guys have one, why can't we girls ...

YOU GENDERIST! It's not just girls who like guys!

I like them assertive, not haughty or full of themselves.

...damn.

Anyway, I like guys like... like... well the only guy I really love (*wink wink nudge nudge*) is myself.

[Winning Tiger Blood]

Older than me, more outgoing than myself, educated, easy going in day to day life but sexually dominant

This. Though not neceassarily "more outgoing"...maybe just able to match me/keep up with the banter?

I'm really outgoing once I know people, but I prefer to be with someone who is better at meeting people than I am

[Arumdaum]

Skinny fagbois. <33

<3

[Tokos]

Tall (or taller than me which is not hard), slim - I don't get the whole muscle love thing - and floppy hair. Floppy hair is great. Boys and girls look better with it, plus Vikings had it (no, really, at least the Danes did).

Wassa a fagboi? Sounds Jamaican.

[Imperial Aaronia]

This. Though not neceassarily "more outgoing"...maybe just able to match me/keep up with the banter?

I'm really outgoing once I know people, but I prefer to be with someone who is better at meeting people than I am

Force yourself into awkward social situations. You learn by emergency. I used to hate talking to new people...I put myself into a position where it was a requirement and now It comes naturally.