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If You Were To Have The Sexy Time With One Person On NSG....

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Shall there be an orgy then?

Oh Yeah!
124
48%
Oh Hell No!
24
9%
I would rather just go one on one.
52
20%
I'm Too Young To Die!
38
15%
I Just Want Hasselhoff.
20
8%
 
Total votes : 258

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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:47 pm

Jagalonia wrote:
Gallade wrote:Nana and Jagalonia spring to mind. In that order.

Glad to know I'm at the top of your list. :P

It is understandable though. :P

I thought you might have felt a tad miffed if you werent thrown in there. :p
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Sorratsin
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Postby Sorratsin » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:49 pm

I wouldn't be able to pull it off anyway, so meh.

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Zeth Rekia
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:58 pm

Umbra Umbra Umbra!!!

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Christantle
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Postby Christantle » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:00 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:Umbra Umbra Umbra!!!

Lol.
Zeth, you're still at the top of my list.
If you insult me, would I care? Should I care? Why should I care? If I do care, I may do something terrible to you, or I'll dropkick you with my fist.
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Zeth Rekia
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:09 pm

Christantle wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Umbra Umbra Umbra!!!

Lol.
Zeth, you're still at the top of my list.

:lol:

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Christantle
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Postby Christantle » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:10 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Christantle wrote:Lol.
Zeth, you're still at the top of my list.

:lol:

Let's go!
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Lackadaisical2
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:11 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Khyrta wrote:Myself :p

Congratulations! You're the 423rd person to make that joke! *hands you a piece of paper* We ran out of medals. You can redeem this rain-check for one in about four weeks. Maybe five.

Its not a joke to me, self-fucking is serious business.
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Zeth Rekia
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:12 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Congratulations! You're the 423rd person to make that joke! *hands you a piece of paper* We ran out of medals. You can redeem this rain-check for one in about four weeks. Maybe five.

Its not a joke to me, self-fucking is serious business.

^this.

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:54 pm

Gallade wrote:Nana and Jagalonia spring to mind. In that order.


The sentiment is mutual, Galla. ;)
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Zeppy
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Postby Zeppy » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:55 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:Its not a joke to me, self-fucking is serious business.

Especially if you look like me.

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Vlorkidor
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Postby Vlorkidor » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:56 pm

AETEN II wrote:I might as well pick a girl off the street as I don't know ANYONE!

You know me...

But then again, my penis may impede you from having sex with me.
^Shit's so cash
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PrncssOfCuddles
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Postby PrncssOfCuddles » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:59 pm

Why are we limited to only one person?

There are several Generalites I wouldmlove to have sexy time with, but sadly most of them live at least several states away.


I think geographically I am most likely to get into Ruffy's pants.p

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Christantle
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Postby Christantle » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:59 pm

Vlorkidor wrote:
AETEN II wrote:I might as well pick a girl off the street as I don't know ANYONE!

You know me...

But then again, my penis may impede you from having sex with me.

Yoshis don't have penises, only penicillin.
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Vlorkidor
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Postby Vlorkidor » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:09 pm

Christantle wrote:
Vlorkidor wrote:You know me...

But then again, my penis may impede you from having sex with me.

Yoshis don't have penises, only penicillin.

8) Bitches don't know 'bout my penicellin...

wait, what?
^Shit's so cash
I listen to dubstep and my name is Lucas. I don't have to listen to you.
(An unmatched left parenthesis will create a tension that will last with you all day.
"[...] I'll give you a bad case of 'someone just shot me in the head' if you don't hurry up!"

-John Marston
AY
AY
AY YO
AY YO BOY
DEM SHOES
LOOK AT DEM SHOES

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Christantle
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Postby Christantle » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:10 pm

Vlorkidor wrote:
Christantle wrote:Yoshis don't have penises, only penicillin.

8) Bitches don't know 'bout my penicellin...

wait, what?

Exactly.
If you insult me, would I care? Should I care? Why should I care? If I do care, I may do something terrible to you, or I'll dropkick you with my fist.
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Guide to War
The Roman Republic of Cristantle

Pope of NSG
I am the premier ninja of F7!
If you need help on NS, telegram me and I will give you advice.

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Potarius
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Postby Potarius » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:35 pm

I'm currently having sexy time with a bitchin' sandwich.

Does that count?
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Vlorkidor
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Postby Vlorkidor » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:39 pm

Potarius wrote:I'm currently having sexy time with a bitchin' sandwich.

Does that count?

You stuck your...

Gotta try that.
^Shit's so cash
I listen to dubstep and my name is Lucas. I don't have to listen to you.
(An unmatched left parenthesis will create a tension that will last with you all day.
"[...] I'll give you a bad case of 'someone just shot me in the head' if you don't hurry up!"

-John Marston
AY
AY
AY YO
AY YO BOY
DEM SHOES
LOOK AT DEM SHOES

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Norstal
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Postby Norstal » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:42 pm

Potarius wrote:I'm currently having sexy time with a bitchin' sandwich.

Does that count?

You're getting oral stimulation from that sandwich right now aren't you.
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Potarius
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Postby Potarius » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:44 pm

Norstal wrote:
Potarius wrote:I'm currently having sexy time with a bitchin' sandwich.

Does that count?

You're getting oral stimulation from that sandwich right now aren't you.


100% oral stimulation, indeed.

Thanks, Wawa!
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SaintB
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Postby SaintB » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:24 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
SaintB wrote:Because I've known her for a long time and it would be like a family member. Not my thing.


Yup. SaintB and I have always been very good friends and I see him as family. He even calls me 'sis'. :)

Tis true!

Wow... if I think about it to hard I am on a list of of people someone wouldn't have sexytime with but not on any would have sexytime lists. Its almost depressing...
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SaintB
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Postby SaintB » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:24 pm

SaintB wrote:
SaintB wrote:If I went back in time I'd have more pressing concerns... like painting 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 on the ceiling of Lascaux

Oh c'mon that was funny :(

It was still funny...
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Norstal
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Postby Norstal » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:28 pm

SaintB wrote:
SaintB wrote:Oh c'mon that was funny :(

It was still funny...

I'd rather paint 0101000001100101011011100110100101110011 everywhere. :)
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SaintB
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Postby SaintB » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:29 pm

Norstal wrote:
SaintB wrote:It was still funny...

I'd rather paint 0101000001100101011011100110100101110011 everywhere. :)

Lol @ binary cave porn.
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Unilisia
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Postby Unilisia » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:18 pm

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:rofl: :clap: :clap: :clap: :bow:

And you!

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Not even a nibble ? :(
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Postby Lordieth » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:23 pm

Potarius wrote:
Norstal wrote:You're getting oral stimulation from that sandwich right now aren't you.


100% oral stimulation, indeed.

Thanks, Wawa!


I prefer rigorous mastication.
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