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Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:41 pm**

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Zhenghou Wao dynasty wrote:who wants to be my nsg girlfriend

Whoops, already taken.

please someone
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who watches rape porn

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:41 pm**

Conserative Morality wrote:
Unilisia wrote:The funny thing about Rule 34 is that I sit around bored seeing if its true. It is. Last thing I found was "ORLY" porn. Owls have odd penises...

I'm certain there are worse things out there.

Lovecraft porn comes to mind. I don't mean of his works, I mean of the man.

Because when I think porn, that's... That's totally what I want to see. sarcasm

C'mon, that's like the worst picture of him. There are really far more hideous things than H.P. Lovecraft.
You have angered the fangirl.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:41 pm**

Neo Arcad wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:That was my first porno, you asshole. That makes it significantly worse.

Don't "research" further... take my word for it, it's so far beyond not worth your time. There are horrors the likes of which you've never seen -and I pray to whatever god there may be that you never see them- on the internet... things that will change you in terrible ways...
*shivers and goes to cry in a corner over the shattered remains of his childhood*

Trust me, I didn't. Although a summary of the contents went into the paper.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:41 pm**

Sunny Marionette wrote:Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa

Am I the only one getting hints of arousal from that ?

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:42 pm**

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Oterro wrote:
Jesus Christ, you saw a real woman raped by a giant squid and mutilated on camera?

It was probably fake in some way (the tentacle type monster looked foamish), but it looked real to me at the time.

I hope so.

I really do.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:42 pm**

Zhenghou Wao dynasty wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Whoops, already taken.

please someone
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who watches rape porn

I am not available and it was once!

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:42 pm**

Unilisia wrote:Guess what I'm looking up.

You'll find it. You will. And when you find it, tears of pitch will stream down your face and the Elder Gods will sing a thousand songs from their countless maws, and in that moment you will cast aside your frail sanity and dwell with the dark things which fly on the winds of the night forevermore.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:42 pm**

Unilisia wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I wish. :[

Heh... girls squeege, we don't fap

Fapping is squeeging is masturbation. They're all the same thing, really... or at least by definition.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:42 pm**

Oterro wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:It was probably fake in some way (the tentacle type monster looked foamish), but it looked real to me at the time.

I hope so.

I really do.

You're not the only one.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:43 pm**

Unilisia wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa

Am I the only one getting hints of arousal from that ?

Strangely enough, no...

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:43 pm**

SaintB wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:So question...if you went back in time and had sex with yourself while you were sleeping...would it still be mastrubation?

If I went back in time I'd have more pressing concerns... like painting 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 on the ceiling of Lascaux

Oh c'mon that was funny

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:43 pm**

Oterro wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:It was probably fake in some way (the tentacle type monster looked foamish), but it looked real to me at the time.

I hope so.

I really do.

It is real.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:44 pm**

Unilisia wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa

Am I the only one getting hints of arousal from that ?

You're not alone.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:44 pm**

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Oterro wrote:
I hope so.

I really do.

It is real.

Freaky.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:44 pm**

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Oterro wrote:
I hope so.

I really do.

It is real.

Jesus fucking Christ!

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:44 pm**

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
Heh... girls squeege, we don't fap

Meh, fap is sort of a universal term. Male and female friends of mine use it.

Female friends of yours don't frequent the right websites then.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:45 pm**

Potarius wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

It is real.

Freaky.

Just google Squid Porn on Image Search.

This is the only SFW pic i could find.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:45 pm**

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Don't "research" further... take my word for it, it's so far beyond not worth your time. There are horrors the likes of which you've never seen -and I pray to whatever god there may be that you never see them- on the internet... things that will change you in terrible ways...
*shivers and goes to cry in a corner over the shattered remains of his childhood*

Trust me, I didn't. Although a summary of the contents went into the paper.

That's good. You don't want to end up like me.
And here's a tip: the number 34 is taboo in Google Image Searches. As in searching anything with that number in it is like searching for "hardcore anal sex". Well, most of the results are hentai, strictly speaking... but it's all porn.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:45 pm**

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Oterro wrote:
I hope so.

I really do.

It is real.

That's

Wish I hadn't clicked the spoiler, if I'm honest.

I was warned, however. Blame is upon my shoulders.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:45 pm**

You-Gi-Owe.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:46 pm**

Oterro wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

It is real.

That's

Wish I hadn't clicked the spoiler, if I'm honest.

I was warned, however. Blame is upon my shoulders.

I am happy to help.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:46 pm**

Unilisia wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:Meh, fap is sort of a universal term. Male and female friends of mine use it.

Female friends of yours don't frequent the right websites then.

'Eh, as I said, it's fairly a universal term, no. And it takes longer to type squeege. x3 (Or shlick)

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:46 pm**

Minoriteeburg wrote:
It is real.

(Image)

Is it bad that my reaction was a "Meh"? I've seen far more horrifying things on the net.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:46 pm**

The Parkus Empire wrote:You-Gi-Owe.

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:46 pm**

Conserative Morality wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
It is real.

(Image)

Is it bad that my reaction was a "Meh"? I've seen far more horrifying things on the net.

There are worse pictures. Just can't post them here.

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