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Shall there be an orgy then?

Oh Yeah!
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48%
Oh Hell No!
24
9%
I would rather just go one on one.
52
20%
I'm Too Young To Die!
38
15%
I Just Want Hasselhoff.
20
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Total votes : 258
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Sunny Marionette
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Postby Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:23 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Unilisia wrote:I've only had, at most, 3 conversations with you. I also have no idea what you look like.

If you don't want to see me at a distance, how will you ever find out what I look like? :p

Well played.
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Postby Caecili » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:24 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Caecili wrote:
I totally would. :D
But what I meant was, I can be attracted to someone just by their words.


Indeed, and then you find out they are Cthulhu, and your just like :eyebrow:


I'd totally have sex with Cthuhu, too. I mean, mouth tentacles? Dayum.
I might have weird standards.
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Postby Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:24 pm

Unilisia wrote:Touche. TG me a picture or something.

A recent video uploaded for the rest of NS

No dice, eh? :lol:
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Postby Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:25 pm

Caecili wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
Indeed, and then you find out they are Cthulhu, and your just like :eyebrow:


I'd totally have sex with Cthuhu, too. I mean, mouth tentacles? Dayum.
I might have weird standards.

You ever watched legit tentacle porn? Word of advice...don't.
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Postby Azaca » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:25 pm

Me. Just to find out how it feels to be fucked by me. other than masturbation.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:25 pm

Caecili wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
Indeed, and then you find out they are Cthulhu, and your just like :eyebrow:


I'd totally have sex with Cthuhu, too. I mean, mouth tentacles? Dayum.
I might have weird standards.



I'll drink to that.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:25 pm

Caecili wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
Indeed, and then you find out they are Cthulhu, and your just like :eyebrow:


I'd totally have sex with Cthuhu, too. I mean, mouth tentacles? Dayum.
I might have weird standards.

Meh... *thought bubble*
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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:25 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Touche. TG me a picture or something.

A recent video uploaded for the rest of NS

No dice, eh? :lol:


I like your face, mister Morality.
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Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
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Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

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Postby Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:26 pm

Caecili wrote:I'd totally have sex with Cthuhu, too. I mean, mouth tentacles? Dayum.
I might have weird standards.

No, it's perfectly normal to want to have sex with this.

Image

Ia! Ia! Might mean something different than what we originally thought. :unsure:
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Postby Caecili » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:26 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Caecili wrote:
I'd totally have sex with Cthuhu, too. I mean, mouth tentacles? Dayum.
I might have weird standards.

You ever watched legit tentacle porn? Word of advice...don't.


Wait, you mean legit legit?
I think that would violate the rights of the cephalopods involved.
Alternate of Ursiroth. Call me "She" or "It" or "Your Holiness". Just not "He".
Is it strange to theme a country around limbless amphibians?
This will explain things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMvL4zOLSeM

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Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.38

Cling, clang, thunk, scraaape...
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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:26 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Caecili wrote:
I'd totally have sex with Cthuhu, too. I mean, mouth tentacles? Dayum.
I might have weird standards.

You ever watched legit tentacle porn? Word of advice...don't.


Octopus Girl was rather interesting.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
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Postby Potarius » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:27 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
You have sex with invisible men ?



That would be fun to be invisible.


We could be the Invisible Champion Tag Team!
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Postby Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:27 pm

Unilisia wrote:I like your face, mister Morality.

Why thank you. :blush:
Last edited by Conserative Morality on Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:28 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:27 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Caecili wrote:
I'd totally have sex with Cthuhu, too. I mean, mouth tentacles? Dayum.
I might have weird standards.

You ever watched legit tentacle porn? Word of advice...don't.

What's definable as legit? :] Octopuses?

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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:28 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Unilisia wrote:I like your face, mister Morality.

Why thank you. :blush:

*bookmarks to shove in Buffy's face* :p


I'll take that as a compliment *curtsies* :lol:
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
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Postby Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:31 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:You ever watched legit tentacle porn? Word of advice...don't.

What's definable as legit? :] Octopuses?

As in made in Japan and speaking in Japanese and wasn't a good experience. >.< I keep telling myself it was for a paper...it was for a paper...
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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:31 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:What's definable as legit? :] Octopuses?

As in made in Japan and speaking in Japanese and wasn't a good experience. >.< I keep telling myself it was for a paper...it was for a paper...


Pic's or it didn't happen 8)
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:31 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:What's definable as legit? :] Octopuses?

As in made in Japan and speaking in Japanese and wasn't a good experience. >.< I keep telling myself it was for a paper...it was for a paper...

Wait what? >3>

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:32 pm

Potarius wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

That would be fun to be invisible.


We could be the Invisible Champion Tag Team!

:eek:

Brilliant!

The Ultimate Tag Team.
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Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:32 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:What's definable as legit? :] Octopuses?

As in made in Japan and speaking in Japanese and wasn't a good experience. >.< I keep telling myself it was for a paper...it was for a paper...

:hug: *hands bottle of brain bleach*
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Postby Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:33 pm

Unilisia wrote:Pic's or it didn't happen 8)

Rule 34 says it did. It doesn't matter what it is, it happened. :blink:
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Postby Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:33 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:As in made in Japan and speaking in Japanese and wasn't a good experience. >.< I keep telling myself it was for a paper...it was for a paper...

Wait what? >3>

I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.
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Postby Potarius » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:34 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Potarius wrote:
We could be the Invisible Champion Tag Team!

:eek:

Brilliant!

The Ultimate Tag Team.


And since we work as one, this shall be our theme song.
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Postby Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:34 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:As in made in Japan and speaking in Japanese and wasn't a good experience. >.< I keep telling myself it was for a paper...it was for a paper...

:hug: *hands bottle of brain bleach*

Thank you. *chugs it*
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Postby Potarius » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:34 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:Wait what? >3>

I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.


I must see this wonderful concept of a film.
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