If You Were To Have The Sexy Time With One Person On NSG....

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

arg, you cant see the body.....

Doesn't matter it'll be just as perfect.

[SaintB]

arg, you cant see the body.....

Faces are the most attractive part anyway, gotta have a nice face.

[Norstal]

There's also boobs. Boobs does everything, even if it's an A cup.

Honestly, Gidgetisms has nothing to complain about. With the right words, she could get any man she wants.

not any man

The ones who rejects you are wussies.

Almost any man. He will probably ask a rather vulgarly phrased question and the response "yes" will suffice for most. Unless that isn't what you meant by the word "get"?

Uhh, sure, that's what I meant.

[Gidgetisms]

arg, you cant see the body.....

Doesn't matter it'll be just as perfect.

ugh you're gonna make me say it. fine. I'm a chunky monkey. A fattie. geeez

[Norstal]

Doesn't matter it'll be just as perfect.

ugh you're gonna make me say it. fine. I'm a chunky monkey. A fattie. geeez

As long as you don't have a penis.

[The European Jews]

Noder

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

Doesn't matter it'll be just as perfect.

ugh you're gonna make me say it. fine. I'm a chunky monkey. A fattie. geeez

Looking at your face you're most likely overstating it anyway. I can think of no reason for anyone to be down on themselves.

[Ryadn]

You shouldn't worry so much about superficial things. Personality is far more important than your face or anything else. Unless you are a pariah like myself who eats babies and kicks homeless people, you have nothing to worry about, love.

There's also boobs. Boobs does everything, even if it's an A cup.

Honestly, Gidgetisms has nothing to complain about. With the right words, she could get any man she wants.

I dispute that. My boobs don't even get me out of traffic tickets, and they're really nice ones, if I may be so bold.

[Potarius]

There's also boobs. Boobs does everything, even if it's an A cup.

Honestly, Gidgetisms has nothing to complain about. With the right words, she could get any man she wants.

I dispute that. My boobs don't even get me out of traffic tickets, and they're really nice ones, if I may be so bold.

Pics or it didn't happen.

*gets really hopeful, but knows there will sadly be none*

[Luciratus]

ugh you're gonna make me say it. fine. I'm a chunky monkey. A fattie. geeez

As long as you don't have a penis.

Why should that be an impediment, Norstal?

To Gidgetisms: Really, lass, personality is the most important thing.

[Gidgetisms]

There's also boobs. Boobs does everything, even if it's an A cup.

Honestly, Gidgetisms has nothing to complain about. With the right words, she could get any man she wants.

I dispute that. My boobs don't even get me out of traffic tickets, and they're really nice ones, if I may be so bold.

I've only had one traffic ticket, but I'm not sure if it was my boobs that got me out of the other ones

[Luciratus]

There's also boobs. Boobs does everything, even if it's an A cup.

Honestly, Gidgetisms has nothing to complain about. With the right words, she could get any man she wants.

I dispute that. My boobs don't even get me out of traffic tickets, and they're really nice ones, if I may be so bold.

Maybe he was impartial to boobs?

[Gidgetisms]

As long as you don't have a penis.

Why should that be an impediment, Norstal?

To Gidgetisms: Really, lass, personality is the most important thing.

I'm devoid of personality

[Potarius]

Why should that be an impediment, Norstal?

To Gidgetisms: Really, lass, personality is the most important thing.

I'm devoid of personality

Not from your posting habits on NSG.

[Luciratus]

Why should that be an impediment, Norstal?

To Gidgetisms: Really, lass, personality is the most important thing.

I'm devoid of personality

I am a hollow, dessicated husk devoid of emotions and utterly apathetic to my own existence, and I still manage to establish relationships.

[Ryadn]

I dispute that. My boobs don't even get me out of traffic tickets, and they're really nice ones, if I may be so bold.

Maybe he was impartial to boobs?

That's certainly a possibility that makes me feel better. Or maybe my boobs just weren't displayed to their best advantage that day.

[Potarius]

Maybe he was impartial to boobs?

That's certainly a possibility that makes me feel better. Or maybe my boobs just weren't displayed to their best advantage that day.

Your boobs are at their best every day.

The cop was just a douchepopper.

[Gidgetisms]

I'm devoid of personality

I am a hollow, dessicated husk devoid of emotions and utterly apathetic to my own existence, and I still manage to establish relationships.

....so what are you saying?

[Norstal]

I dispute that. My boobs don't even get me out of traffic tickets, and they're really nice ones, if I may be so bold.

Well, maybe they're gay.

Ok, so not all men. Just the straight ones.

[SaintB]

There's also boobs. Boobs does everything, even if it's an A cup.

Honestly, Gidgetisms has nothing to complain about. With the right words, she could get any man she wants.

I dispute that. My boobs don't even get me out of traffic tickets, and they're really nice ones, if I may be so bold.

Must get pulled over by a lot of female cops?

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

I shan't. Its not my face that bothers me so much, although thats part of it

You have no problem, and anyone who would "shoot you down" based on your looks is a mook who should be punched in the balls a few times. People who won't have you, in reality, aren't worth having to begin with.

MOOKIE!

[Luciratus]

I am a hollow, dessicated husk devoid of emotions and utterly apathetic to my own existence, and I still manage to establish relationships.

....so what are you saying?

You have potential, my young padawon(?).

[Norstal]

Why should that be an impediment, Norstal?

It will be an impediment, for me.

[Potarius]

....so what are you saying?

You have potential, my young padawon(?).

Padawan.

[Luciratus]

Maybe he was impartial to boobs?

That's certainly a possibility that makes me feel better. Or maybe my boobs just weren't displayed to their best advantage that day.

Seriously: Why do so many men and women care about objectivication? They should always attempt to look their best, but the important thing will always be who they truely are on the inside.

Jocularly: We all have those days. Although, if it makes you feel better, my boobs are miniscule in comparison to almost everybody elses. This is the first time I have ever confessed this to anybody over the internet.