If You Were To Have The Sexy Time With One Person On NSG....

[Potarius]

For the womens, sir. And myself.

Ah, Narcissus, I spy thine grace yet am as of yet unfullfilled. Alas, I jest in a most peculiar manner, sir and love. I shall thus desist from my overtures and maintain an aura of respectability. Sorry, I'm bored.

For this, I must consult Morbo. What say you, Morbo?

ROMANS DID NOT TALK THAT WAY.


...Thank you, Morbo.

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

Please....?

hm?

Post a pic. If anyone tries to be insulting they'll be shot down. I'll post the only pick I have of myself, though it's a few months old and with a crummy camera phone.

Here. Hair's a bit flat as I had just got home and was walking in Florida.

[Norstal]

Please....?

Gidget, you're more than worthy of us gawkers, so just give Zeno a pic so she can join the rest of us when we tell you you're complaining about nothing.

Why do I have a feeling she looks like Summer Glau.

[Gidgetisms]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p279 ... nds019.jpg

[Luciratus]

Ah, Narcissus, I spy thine grace yet am as of yet unfullfilled. Alas, I jest in a most peculiar manner, sir and love. I shall thus desist from my overtures and maintain an aura of respectability. Sorry, I'm bored.

For this, I must consult Morbo. What say you, Morbo?

ROMANS DID NOT TALK THAT WAY.


...Thank you, Morbo.

Fuck off, Morbo! [/rebellious tone] Actually, Romans were probably fairly different in their speaking patterns. After all, Latin is an entirely separate language. Besides, Narcissus was a Greek name.

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p279/gidetisms/familyandfriends019.jpg

What are you so upset about? You look great. Could do with smiling a bit more, and maybe get rid of that makeup, but you do look great.

[Potarius]

hm?

Post a pic. If anyone tries to be insulting they'll be shot down. I'll post the only pick I have of myself, though it's a few months old and with a crummy camera phone.

Here. Hair's a bit flat as I had just got home and was walking in Florida.

We should start a metal band. Chodehammer.

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

Post a pic. If anyone tries to be insulting they'll be shot down. I'll post the only pick I have of myself, though it's a few months old and with a crummy camera phone.

Here. Hair's a bit flat as I had just got home and was walking in Florida.

We should start a metal band. Chodehammer.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p279/gidetisms/familyandfriends019.jpg

You know, you have a pretty good-looking face...

[Gidgetisms]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p279/gidetisms/familyandfriends019.jpg

What are you so upset about? You look great. Could do with smiling a bit more, and maybe get rid of that makeup, but you do look great.

my face is heart shaped, so when I smile, it just looks odd. As for the makeup, I was going to a theme wedding.

[Potarius]

For this, I must consult Morbo. What say you, Morbo?

ROMANS DID NOT TALK THAT WAY.


...Thank you, Morbo.

Fuck off, Morbo! [/rebellious tone] Actually, Romans were probably fairly different in their speaking patterns. After all, Latin is an entirely separate language. Besides, Narcissus was a Greek name.

Lots and lots of rhyming with Vulgate slang, I know that much.

[Zeth Rekia]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p279/gidetisms/familyandfriends019.jpg

Awesome.


Though, if Zeno was you, Zeno'd mess up that hair and wear a nice smile.

[Luciratus]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p279/gidetisms/familyandfriends019.jpg

You know, you have a pretty good-looking face...

Much better than my ugly mug.

Now, stop complaining, lass.

[Potarius]

We should start a metal band. Chodehammer.

Or Chodefist.

[Gidgetisms]

You know, you have a pretty good-looking face...

Much better than my ugly mug.

Now, stop complaining, lass.

I shan't. Its not my face that bothers me so much, although thats part of it

[Luciratus]

Much better than my ugly mug.

Now, stop complaining, lass.

I shan't. Its not my face that bothers me so much, although thats part of it

You shouldn't worry so much about superficial things. Personality is far more important than your face or anything else. Unless you are a pariah like myself who eats babies and kicks homeless people, you have nothing to worry about, love.

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

Much better than my ugly mug.

Now, stop complaining, lass.

I shan't. Its not my face that bothers me so much, although thats part of it

You have no problem, and anyone who would "shoot you down" based on your looks is a mook who should be punched in the balls a few times. People who won't have you, in reality, aren't worth having to begin with.

[Norstal]

I shan't. Its not my face that bothers me so much, although thats part of it

You shouldn't worry so much about superficial things. Personality is far more important than your face or anything else. Unless you are a pariah like myself who eats babies and kicks homeless people, you have nothing to worry about, love.

There's also boobs. Boobs does everything, even if it's an A cup.

Honestly, Gidgetisms has nothing to complain about. With the right words, she could get any man she wants.

[Gidgetisms]

You shouldn't worry so much about superficial things. Personality is far more important than your face or anything else. Unless you are a pariah like myself who eats babies and kicks homeless people, you have nothing to worry about, love.

There's also boobs. Boobs does everything, even if it's an A cup.

Honestly, Gidgetisms has nothing to complain about. With the right words, she could get any man she wants.

not any man

[Potarius]

There's also boobs. Boobs does everything, even if it's an A cup.

Honestly, Gidgetisms has nothing to complain about. With the right words, she could get any man she wants.

not any man

Well, supposedly I look like Criss Angel, and I'm attracted to you as it is, so look at it this way.

Criss Angel is attracted to you. There.

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

There's also boobs. Boobs does everything, even if it's an A cup.

Honestly, Gidgetisms has nothing to complain about. With the right words, she could get any man she wants.

not any man

Yes, there are some who are undeniable shitbags, and they aren't worthy of your company.

[Luciratus]

You shouldn't worry so much about superficial things. Personality is far more important than your face or anything else. Unless you are a pariah like myself who eats babies and kicks homeless people, you have nothing to worry about, love.

There's also boobs. Boobs does everything, even if it's an A cup.

Honestly, Gidgetisms has nothing to complain about. With the right words, she could get any man she wants.

Almost any man. He will probably ask a rather vulgarly phrased question and the response "yes" will suffice for most. Unless that isn't what you meant by the word "get"?

[Gidgetisms]

not any man

Well, supposedly I look like Criss Angel, and I'm attracted to you as it is, so look at it this way.

Criss Angel is attracted to you. There.

wait, what?

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

Well, supposedly I look like Criss Angel, and I'm attracted to you as it is, so look at it this way.

Criss Angel is attracted to you. There.

wait, what?

All of us agree you're attractive.

[Gidgetisms]

arg, you cant see the body.....