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by Zhenghou Wao dynasty » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:41 pm
by Caecili » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:41 pm
Conserative Morality wrote:Unilisia wrote:The funny thing about Rule 34 is that I sit around bored seeing if its true. It is. Last thing I found was "ORLY" porn. Owls have odd penises...
I'm certain there are worse things out there.
Lovecraft porn comes to mind. I don't mean of his works, I mean of the man.
Because when I think porn, that's... That's totally what I want to see. sarcasm
by Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:41 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:That was my first porno, you asshole. That makes it significantly worse.
Don't "research" further... take my word for it, it's so far beyond not worth your time. There are horrors the likes of which you've never seen -and I pray to whatever god there may be that you never see them- on the internet... things that will change you in terrible ways...
*shivers and goes to cry in a corner over the shattered remains of his childhood*
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:41 pm
Sunny Marionette wrote:Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by Oterro » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:42 pm
by Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:42 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:42 pm
Unilisia wrote:Guess what I'm looking up.
by Neo Arcad » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:42 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:42 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Potarius » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:43 pm
Unilisia wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa
Am I the only one getting hints of arousal from that ?
by SaintB » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:43 pm
SaintB wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:So question...if you went back in time and had sex with yourself while you were sleeping...would it still be mastrubation?
If I went back in time I'd have more pressing concerns... like painting 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 on the ceiling of Lascaux
by Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:43 pm
by Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:44 pm
Unilisia wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa
Am I the only one getting hints of arousal from that ?
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
by Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:44 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:44 pm
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:45 pm
by Neo Arcad » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:45 pm
Sunny Marionette wrote:Neo Arcad wrote:
Don't "research" further... take my word for it, it's so far beyond not worth your time. There are horrors the likes of which you've never seen -and I pray to whatever god there may be that you never see them- on the internet... things that will change you in terrible ways...
*shivers and goes to cry in a corner over the shattered remains of his childhood*
Trust me, I didn't. Although a summary of the contents went into the paper.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Oterro » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:45 pm
by The Parkus Empire » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:45 pm
by Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:46 pm
by Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:46 pm
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
by Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:46 pm
by Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:46 pm
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