Oh, yes. So hard to watch tentacle porn. Lightweight. There are worse things.
Yeah. If you haven't read that spoiler yet, don't. Please.
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by Neo Arcad » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:34 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm
Sunny Marionette wrote:I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.
by Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm
by Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm
Potarius wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.
I must see this wonderful concept of a film.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm
Sunny Marionette wrote:Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:Wait what? >3>
I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
by Zhenghou Wao dynasty » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm
by Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by Oterro » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm
Sunny Marionette wrote:Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:Wait what? >3>
I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.
by Caecili » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:36 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:As in made in Japan and speaking in Japanese and wasn't a good experience. >.< I keep telling myself it was for a paper...it was for a paper...
Oh, yes. So hard to watch tentacle porn. Lightweight. There are worse things.shitting dick nipples.
Yeah. If you haven't read that spoiler yet, don't. Please.
by Zeth Rekia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:36 pm
Zhenghou Wao dynasty wrote:who wants to be my nsg girlfriend
by Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:36 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:As in made in Japan and speaking in Japanese and wasn't a good experience. >.< I keep telling myself it was for a paper...it was for a paper...
Oh, yes. So hard to watch tentacle porn. Lightweight. There are worse things.shitting dick nipples.
Yeah. If you haven't read that spoiler yet, don't. Please.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:36 pm
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.
I've fapped to stuff like that before.
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:37 pm
Unilisia wrote:The funny thing about Rule 34 is that I sit around bored seeing if its true. It is. Last thing I found was "ORLY" porn. Owls have odd penises...
by Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:37 pm
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
by Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:38 pm
Oterro wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.
Wait, what?
I hope it was a cartoon.
Incidentally, how does sexual pleasure cause cannibalism?
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:38 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:39 pm
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
by Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:39 pm
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by Neo Arcad » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:39 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Oterro » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:39 pm
Sunny Marionette wrote:Oterro wrote:
Wait, what?
I hope it was a cartoon.
Incidentally, how does sexual pleasure cause cannibalism?
Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa
by Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:40 pm
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I wish. :[
by Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:40 pm
Oterro wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa
Jesus Christ, you saw a real woman raped by a giant squid and mutilated on camera?
by Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:40 pm
Conserative Morality wrote:Unilisia wrote:The funny thing about Rule 34 is that I sit around bored seeing if its true. It is. Last thing I found was "ORLY" porn. Owls have odd penises...
I'm certain there are worse things out there.
Lovecraft porn comes to mind. I don't mean of his works, I mean of the man.
Because when I think porn, that's... That's totally what I want to see. sarcasm
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:41 pm
Oterro wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa
Jesus Christ, you saw a real woman raped by a giant squid and mutilated on camera?
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:41 pm
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
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