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Shall there be an orgy then?

Oh Yeah!
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Oh Hell No!
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I would rather just go one on one.
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I'm Too Young To Die!
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I Just Want Hasselhoff.
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Postby Neo Arcad » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:34 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:What's definable as legit? :] Octopuses?

As in made in Japan and speaking in Japanese and wasn't a good experience. >.< I keep telling myself it was for a paper...it was for a paper...


Oh, yes. So hard to watch tentacle porn. :roll: Lightweight. There are worse things.
shitting dick nipples.


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Postby Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.

:blink:

That sounds horrifying even by what normally floats around the net.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm

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Minoriteeburg wrote: :eek:

Brilliant!

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Postby Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm

Potarius wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.


I must see this wonderful concept of a film.

No, actually you must not. I'm certainly not linking you to it, you'll have to find it on your own.
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:Wait what? >3>

I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.

I've fapped to stuff like that before. :unsure:

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Postby Zhenghou Wao dynasty » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm

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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Pic's or it didn't happen 8)

Rule 34 says it did. It doesn't matter what it is, it happened. :blink:


The funny thing about Rule 34 is that I sit around bored seeing if its true. It is. Last thing I found was "ORLY" porn. Owls have odd penises...
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Postby Oterro » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:Wait what? >3>

I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.


Wait, what?

I hope it was a cartoon.

Incidentally, how does sexual pleasure cause cannibalism?
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Postby Caecili » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:36 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:As in made in Japan and speaking in Japanese and wasn't a good experience. >.< I keep telling myself it was for a paper...it was for a paper...


Oh, yes. So hard to watch tentacle porn. :roll: Lightweight. There are worse things.
shitting dick nipples.


Yeah. If you haven't read that spoiler yet, don't. Please.


I'm so desensitized I'm barely even phased by it anymore.
Of course, I'm a regular reader of the Pintsize twitter feed and Topless Robot's Fan Fiction Friday. I think that I might be desensitized to everything.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:36 pm

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Postby Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:36 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:As in made in Japan and speaking in Japanese and wasn't a good experience. >.< I keep telling myself it was for a paper...it was for a paper...


Oh, yes. So hard to watch tentacle porn. :roll: Lightweight. There are worse things.
shitting dick nipples.


Yeah. If you haven't read that spoiler yet, don't. Please.

That was my first porno, you asshole. That makes it significantly worse.
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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:36 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.

I've fapped to stuff like that before. :unsure:


I thought you were a girl....
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Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

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Postby Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:37 pm

Unilisia wrote:The funny thing about Rule 34 is that I sit around bored seeing if its true. It is. Last thing I found was "ORLY" porn. Owls have odd penises...

I'm certain there are worse things out there.

Lovecraft porn comes to mind. I don't mean of his works, I mean of the man.

Image

Because when I think porn, that's... That's totally what I want to see. sarcasm
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:37 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I've fapped to stuff like that before. :unsure:


I thought you were a girl....

I wish. :[

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Postby Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:38 pm

Oterro wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:I wrote a paper on causes of cannibalism, and one is sexual pleasure. So I googled it to see what shit came up, and it was a 12 minute porn video where this chick got raped violently by tentacles, cut into pieces and eaten while the bizarre foam creature spurted jizz (milk I'm guessing) out of it's tentacles. Yeah I don't even know but I'm scared.


Wait, what?

I hope it was a cartoon.

Incidentally, how does sexual pleasure cause cannibalism?

Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa
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Postby Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:38 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
I thought you were a girl....

I wish. :[

No you don't. :p
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:39 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I wish. :[

No you don't. :p

I've been over this with friends before. Yes I do. :/

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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:39 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
I thought you were a girl....

I wish. :[


Heh... girls squeege, we don't fap ;)
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Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

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Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

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Postby Neo Arcad » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:39 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Oh, yes. So hard to watch tentacle porn. :roll: Lightweight. There are worse things.
shitting dick nipples.


Yeah. If you haven't read that spoiler yet, don't. Please.

That was my first porno, you asshole. That makes it significantly worse.


Don't "research" further... take my word for it, it's so far beyond not worth your time. There are horrors the likes of which you've never seen -and I pray to whatever god there may be that you never see them- on the internet... things that will change you in terrible ways... :(
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Postby Oterro » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:39 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Oterro wrote:
Wait, what?

I hope it was a cartoon.

Incidentally, how does sexual pleasure cause cannibalism?

Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa


Jesus Christ, you saw a real woman raped by a giant squid and mutilated on camera?

Unilisia wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I wish. :[


Heh... girls squeege, we don't fap ;)


I was under the impression schlik was the accepted onomatopoeia.
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Postby Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:40 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I wish. :[

While I can't say I have the desire to be a woman, I've always wondered what I'd look like if I had two X chromosomes.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:40 pm

Oterro wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa


Jesus Christ, you saw a real woman raped by a giant squid and mutilated on camera?


Called squid porn.
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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:40 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Unilisia wrote:The funny thing about Rule 34 is that I sit around bored seeing if its true. It is. Last thing I found was "ORLY" porn. Owls have odd penises...

I'm certain there are worse things out there.

Lovecraft porn comes to mind. I don't mean of his works, I mean of the man.

Image

Because when I think porn, that's... That's totally what I want to see. sarcasm


Guess what I'm looking up.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

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Postby Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:41 pm

Oterro wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa


Jesus Christ, you saw a real woman raped by a giant squid and mutilated on camera?

It was probably fake in some way (the tentacle type monster looked foamish), but it looked real to me at the time. :unsure:
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:41 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I wish. :[


Heh... girls squeege, we don't fap ;)

Meh, fap is sort of a universal term. :meh: Male and female friends of mine use it.

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