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If You Were To Have The Sexy Time With One Person On NSG....

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Shall there be an orgy then?

Oh Yeah!
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48%
Oh Hell No!
24
9%
I would rather just go one on one.
52
20%
I'm Too Young To Die!
38
15%
I Just Want Hasselhoff.
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Total votes : 258
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Vlorkidor
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Postby Vlorkidor » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:07 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:So question...if you went back in time and had sex with yourself while you were sleeping...would it still be mastrubation?

yes.

but you lose your virginity in the process.

Also, can make monkeys rule the world DONT DO IT
^Shit's so cash
I listen to dubstep and my name is Lucas. I don't have to listen to you.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:07 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:So question...if you went back in time and had sex with yourself while you were sleeping...would it still be mastrubation?

Maybe. Though, the idea is fun to think about. :P
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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:11 pm

Lacky, Lyras, or Mike The Progressive. Only guys on here I would even want to see from a distance on this website.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
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Zeth Rekia
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:11 pm

Christantle wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Let's see....


Umbra
Deus
....

Those are the only two that come to mind for some reason...

Maybe Wilgrove, Sunny and Nuky too.

Actually, everyone. That seems more fair.

Zeth, you are at the top of my list.

HEeheheh, right. :lol:
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Caecili
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Postby Caecili » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:12 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:So question...if you went back in time and had sex with yourself while you were sleeping...would it still be masturbation?


More importantly, can you lose your virginity having sex with yourself?
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Vlorkidor
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Postby Vlorkidor » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:13 pm

I'm disappointed that no one would make the sexy time with me....
^Shit's so cash
I listen to dubstep and my name is Lucas. I don't have to listen to you.
(An unmatched left parenthesis will create a tension that will last with you all day.
"[...] I'll give you a bad case of 'someone just shot me in the head' if you don't hurry up!"

-John Marston
AY
AY
AY YO
AY YO BOY
DEM SHOES
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:13 pm

Unilisia wrote:Lacky, Lyras, or Mike The Progressive. Only guys on here I would even want to see from a distance on this website.


I am honored.
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Postby Meryuma » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:13 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:So question...if you went back in time and had sex with yourself while you were sleeping...would it still be mastrubation?


Why not while you're awake?
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Potarius wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:Gravity is a natural phenomenon by which physical bodies attract with a force proportional to their mass.


In layman's terms, orgy time.


Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.


Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."


Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.



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Postby Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:14 pm

Unilisia wrote:Lacky, Lyras, or Mike The Progressive. Only guys on here I would even want to see from a distance on this website.

You wound me so. :( :p
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:15 pm

Vlorkidor wrote:I'm disappointed that no one would make the sexy time with me....

How old are ya'?
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Postby Vlorkidor » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:15 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Vlorkidor wrote:I'm disappointed that no one would make the sexy time with me....

How old are ya'?

enough.
^Shit's so cash
I listen to dubstep and my name is Lucas. I don't have to listen to you.
(An unmatched left parenthesis will create a tension that will last with you all day.
"[...] I'll give you a bad case of 'someone just shot me in the head' if you don't hurry up!"

-John Marston
AY
AY
AY YO
AY YO BOY
DEM SHOES
LOOK AT DEM SHOES
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Postby Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:15 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Vlorkidor wrote:I'm disappointed that no one would make the sexy time with me....

How old are ya'?

He's probably jailbait. :p
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Postby Meryuma » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:16 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:How old are ya'?

He's probably jailbait. :p


That doesn't matter, if you know how not to get caught.
ᛋᛃᚢ - Social Justice Úlfheðinn
Potarius wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:Gravity is a natural phenomenon by which physical bodies attract with a force proportional to their mass.


In layman's terms, orgy time.


Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.


Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."


Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.



Norstal wrote:Gunpowder Plot: America.

Meryuma: "Well, I just hope these hyperboles don't...

*puts on sunglasses*

blow out of proportions."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...so here's your future
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:16 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:How old are ya'?

He's probably jailbait. :p

:lol:
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Vlorkidor
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Postby Vlorkidor » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:17 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:How old are ya'?

He's probably jailbait. :p

Way to cockblock.
^Shit's so cash
I listen to dubstep and my name is Lucas. I don't have to listen to you.
(An unmatched left parenthesis will create a tension that will last with you all day.
"[...] I'll give you a bad case of 'someone just shot me in the head' if you don't hurry up!"

-John Marston
AY
AY
AY YO
AY YO BOY
DEM SHOES
LOOK AT DEM SHOES
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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:17 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Lacky, Lyras, or Mike The Progressive. Only guys on here I would even want to see from a distance on this website.

You wound me so. :( :p


I've only had, at most, 3 conversations with you. I also have no idea what you look like.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
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Postby SaintB » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:18 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:So question...if you went back in time and had sex with yourself while you were sleeping...would it still be mastrubation?

If I went back in time I'd have more pressing concerns... like painting 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 on the ceiling of Lascaux
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Postby Caecili » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:18 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:You wound me so. :( :p


I've only had, at most, 3 conversations with you. I also have no idea what you look like.


Never stopped me before.
Alternate of Ursiroth. Call me "She" or "It" or "Your Holiness". Just not "He".
Is it strange to theme a country around limbless amphibians?
This will explain things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMvL4zOLSeM

Left/Right: -7.75
Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.38

Cling, clang, thunk, scraaape...
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Postby Sunny Marionette » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:19 pm

Vlorkidor wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:He's probably jailbait. :p

Way to cockblock.

That term just won my day.
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Add 2357 to post count and three years to the age.
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Political Beliefs:Liberal most of the time

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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:19 pm

Caecili wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
I've only had, at most, 3 conversations with you. I also have no idea what you look like.


Never stopped me before.


You have sex with invisible men ?
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
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Postby Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:20 pm

Unilisia wrote:I've only had, at most, 3 conversations with you. I also have no idea what you look like.

If you don't want to see me at a distance, how will you ever find out what I look like? :p
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:21 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Caecili wrote:
Never stopped me before.


You have sex with invisible men ?



That would be fun to be invisible.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:22 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Unilisia wrote:I've only had, at most, 3 conversations with you. I also have no idea what you look like.

If you don't want to see me at a distance, how will you ever find out what I look like? :p


Touche. TG me a picture or something.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
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Postby Caecili » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:22 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Caecili wrote:
Never stopped me before.


You have sex with invisible men ?


I totally would. :D
But what I meant was, I can be attracted to someone just by their words.
Alternate of Ursiroth. Call me "She" or "It" or "Your Holiness". Just not "He".
Is it strange to theme a country around limbless amphibians?
This will explain things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMvL4zOLSeM

Left/Right: -7.75
Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.38

Cling, clang, thunk, scraaape...
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Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:23 pm

Caecili wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
You have sex with invisible men ?


I totally would. :D
But what I meant was, I can be attracted to someone just by their words.


Indeed, and then you find out they are Cthulhu, and your just like :eyebrow:
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
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