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Postby Nulono » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:54 am

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/03/30/2011-03-30_obese_man_stuck_in_chair_for_2_years_skin_fused_with_fabric.html

Obese man stuck in chair for 2 years; had to be cut from chair after skin fused with fabric

BY LUKAS I. ALPERT
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Originally Published:Wednesday, March 30th 2011, 8:09 AM
Updated: Thursday, March 31st 2011, 9:35 AM


An Ohio man's skin became fused with the fabric of his chair after he supposedly sat in it for at least two years.
** UPDATE: The man removed from the chair has died. Read more here.

A morbidly obese man had to be cut out of a chair after not getting up for two years, officials said.

The horrific case was discovered when police were called to the man's home in Bellaire, Ohio, Sunday morning after he was found unconscious in a living room chair, WTRF-TV reported.

Cops said the 43-year-old man's skin had fused to the fabric of the chair.

They said he sat in his own waste and was covered in maggots.

Authorities were forced to cut a hole in the wall of the man's house to remove him to the hospital.

The man - whose name was not released - lived with a roommate and a girlfriend who prepared him food since he was unable to get up.


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/03/31/2011-03-31_obese_man_cut_from_chair_he_was_stuck_in_for_2_years_dies.html
Obese man stuck in chair for 2 years; had to be cut from chair after skin fused with fabric

BY LUKAS I. ALPERT
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Originally Published:Wednesday, March 30th 2011, 8:09 AM
Updated: Thursday, March 31st 2011, 9:35 AM

A morbidly obese Ohio man who had to be cut loose from a chair he had not left for two years has died, officials said.

The 43-year-old man had been hospitalized since Sunday after his roommates called 911 when they found him unconscious in the living room chair.

Bellaire police had to cut the man free after finding that his skin had fused to the chair's fabric.

They said he sat in his own waste and was covered in maggots.

"The chair was very filthy, a lot of odor to it. Going in the house, the house was not clean," public health officer Jim Chase told WTRF-TV.

"The living room where the man lived in his chair was very filthy, very deplorable. It's unbelievable that somebody lives in conditions like that."

Authorities were forced to cut a hole in the wall of the man's house to remove him to the hospital.

The man - whose name was not released - lived with a roommate and a girlfriend who prepared him food since he was unable to get up.


Okay, WTF? How does this happen? TWO years?

You'd think after a week or so someone would get involved.
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Postby Sorratsin » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:57 am

Nulono wrote:
Okay, WTF? How does this happen?


Most people are some combination of selfish, lazy, and evil.

Also, I'd like to just vent that I hate these "sideshow" news stories that expose already miserable people to unimaginable humiliation for the sake of ratings.

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Postby Mushet » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:05 pm

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The man - whose name was not released - lived with a roommate and a girlfriend who prepared him food since he was unable to get up.


Unbelievable, this man has a girlfriend and I don't
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Postby Sun Aut Ex » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:07 pm

Yeah, this is one of those stories that makes me feel awful; how the HELL does he have a girlfriend and I don't?
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Postby Ralkovia » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:07 pm

I can only imagine this began in a comical butt glued to the chair April fool's prank and escalated into a horrible human caterpillar like tragedy.
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Postby Mahaj » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:08 pm

Mushet wrote:
Nulono wrote:


Unbelievable, this man has a girlfriend and I don't

That was my first thought. How the heck does this man have a girlfriend?

I feel sad now.
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Postby Lordieth » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:11 pm

I would like this to be a television ad for healthy living. Very sad story. Chilling infact.
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Postby Mahaj » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:12 pm

Lordieth wrote:I would like this to be a television ad for healthy living. Very sad story. Chilling infact.

Thats what we should do. Scare people into having sense.
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Postby Lordieth » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:18 pm

Mahaj wrote:
Lordieth wrote:I would like this to be a television ad for healthy living. Very sad story. Chilling infact.

Thats what we should do. Scare people into having sense.


Plus, look at it this way, if he can get a girlfriend...

There was also a very similar storyline in the U.S show Nip/Tuck.
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Postby Wamitoria » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:19 pm

How the FUCK does this guy have a girlfriend?
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Postby Lordieth » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:23 pm

I love how the big news here is that he had a girlfriend, rather than his horrific life.

I'm sure he was a total hit with the ladies...


Edit: Look at the ads below the story - want to buy a chair? ...
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Postby Jeux II » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:28 pm

Mahaj wrote:
Mushet wrote:
Unbelievable, this man has a girlfriend and I don't

That was my first thought. How the heck does this man have a girlfriend?

I feel sad now.

Girls love skills, I am just pissed that sitting down is one.
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Postby Mushet » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:30 pm

Lordieth wrote:I love how the big news here is that he had a girlfriend, rather than his horrific life.

I'm sure he was a total hit with the ladies...

Hey you know what they say big belly......alot of jelly :D
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Postby Dakini » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:33 pm

This isn't the first time something like this has happened. There was a woman who got fused to a toilet seat a while back. Another who died after being fused to a sofa after remaining there for six years.
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Postby Call to power » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:37 pm

hmm I think I will sit on the fence in regards to this story

Lordieth wrote:I love how the big news here is that he had a girlfriend, rather than his horrific life.


I think the biggest news is that she is back on the market.
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Postby Mahaj » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:40 pm

Call to power wrote:hmm I think I will sit on the fence in regards to this story

Lordieth wrote:I love how the big news here is that he had a girlfriend, rather than his horrific life.


I think the biggest news is that she is back on the market.

I'd like a woman who's that nice...
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:42 pm

Chairman wow.
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Postby Mahaj » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:43 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Chairman wow.

I'm sure he's a real chairman.
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Postby Cool Egg Sandwich » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:43 pm

Wamitoria wrote:How the FUCK does this guy have a girlfriend?


Does anyone remember the story from a couple years back about the woman who was stuck to the toilet? Same thing, her skin fused with the toilet seat. SHE had a boyfriend.

Sitting on the MuthaFuckin John...

Why do these people who get stuck to shit ALWAYS HAVE A SPOUSE ?!?!??!

Damnit, someone beat me to it. Disregard the link, I guess.

People really do get stuck to shit for two years ALL THE TIME...
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Postby Mahaj » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:46 pm

Cool Egg Sandwich wrote:
Wamitoria wrote:How the FUCK does this guy have a girlfriend?


Does anyone remember the story from a couple years back about the woman who was stuck to the toilet? Same thing, her skin fused with the toilet seat. SHE had a boyfriend.

Sitting on the MuthaFuckin John...

Why do these people who get stuck to shit ALWAYS HAVE A SPOUSE ?!?!??!

Damnit, someone beat me to it. Disregard the link, I guess.

People really do get stuck to shit for two years ALL THE TIME...

Okay...wow.

How, though!?
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Postby Lordieth » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:46 pm

Call to power wrote:hmm I think I will sit on the fence in regards to this story


Just don't sit on it for 2 years.
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Postby Mushet » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:48 pm

Cool Egg Sandwich wrote:
Wamitoria wrote:How the FUCK does this guy have a girlfriend?


Does anyone remember the story from a couple years back about the woman who was stuck to the toilet? Same thing, her skin fused with the toilet seat. SHE had a boyfriend.

Sitting on the MuthaFuckin John...

Why do these people who get stuck to shit ALWAYS HAVE A SPOUSE ?!?!??!

Damnit, someone beat me to it. Disregard the link, I guess.

People really do get stuck to shit for two years ALL THE TIME...

Not all the time, it's an extraordinary case so it gets reported, how many people do you know got their ass literally fused to a seat for a long period of time
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Postby The Murtunian Tribes » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:54 pm

I'll bet it smells liek a mixture of necrosis and old cheese.

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Postby Dakini » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:07 pm

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:I'll bet it smells liek a mixture of necrosis and old cheese.

....thanks for that. I think I'm just going to go find somewhere to vomit now.

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