Sexual Turnoffs

[Ceannairceach]

Not with Lesbians.

Well lesbians, bi-curious, or drunk, I just throw them all in together. I've dated a lesbian before she came out, but there seems to be an impenetrable fortress of solitude cock blocking me from making this dream [having a threesome with real lesbians] come true.

I'd say its sexual orientation, not solid cock

Go in search of a couple of horny bi chicks, and convince yourself, via liquor if necessary, that your amazing penis powers turned them from lesbian to straight... But only for you.

[Potarius]

Including threesomes with two women. Which is generally the only way that a threesome could be awesome >.>

Oh, I dunno, another man on the other end wouldn't be bad. Hell, I know a few straight guys who wouldn't mind a bit of double-teaming >_>

I wouldn't be able to do that. Ever.

Two other women, yeah, definitely. But throw in another guy and I just lose interest. Now, I can deal with an orgy, but that's not the same as a threesome.

[Ceannairceach]

Oh, I dunno, another man on the other end wouldn't be bad. Hell, I know a few straight guys who wouldn't mind a bit of double-teaming >_>

I wouldn't be able to do that. Ever.

Two other women, yeah, definitely. But throw in another guy and I just lose interest. Now, I can deal with an orgy, but that's not the same as a threesome.

Oh, you prude! Please thine partner before thy self.

[Minoriteeburg]

Oh, I dunno, another man on the other end wouldn't be bad. Hell, I know a few straight guys who wouldn't mind a bit of double-teaming >_>

I wouldn't be able to do that. Ever.

Two other women, yeah, definitely. But throw in another guy and I just lose interest. Now, I can deal with an orgy, but that's not the same as a threesome.

All i can say is....sometimes shit happens when you're drunk.

[Ceannairceach]

I wouldn't be able to do that. Ever.

Two other women, yeah, definitely. But throw in another guy and I just lose interest. Now, I can deal with an orgy, but that's not the same as a threesome.

All i can say is....sometimes shit happens when you're drunk.

Shit you may regret, or shit that opens a whole new sexual world, waiting to be conquered...

[Potarius]

I wouldn't be able to do that. Ever.

Two other women, yeah, definitely. But throw in another guy and I just lose interest. Now, I can deal with an orgy, but that's not the same as a threesome.

All i can say is....sometimes shit happens when you're drunk.

And sometimes, just sometimes, a man gives another man a blumpkin when they're both plastered.

[Minoriteeburg]

All i can say is....sometimes shit happens when you're drunk.

Shit you may regret, or shit that opens a whole new sexual world, waiting to be conquered...

Oh I wouldn't go near the other guy.....

[Rolamec]

Well lesbians, bi-curious, or drunk, I just throw them all in together. I've dated a lesbian before she came out, but there seems to be an impenetrable fortress of solitude cock blocking me from making this dream [having a threesome with real lesbians] come true.

I'd say its sexual orientation, not solid cock

Go in search of a couple of horny bi chicks, and convince yourself, via liquor if necessary, that your amazing penis powers turned them from lesbian to straight... But only for you.

I hate you.

[Minoriteeburg]

All i can say is....sometimes shit happens when you're drunk.

And sometimes, just sometimes, a man gives another man a blumpkin when they're both plastered.

Is it strange that I know someone who has been received a blumpkin in a trailer bathroom recently?

[Potarius]

And sometimes, just sometimes, a man gives another man a blumpkin when they're both plastered.

Is it strange that I know someone who has been received a blumpkin in a trailer bathroom recently?

That depends. Was it at a party, and was the party epic?

[Ceannairceach]

I'd say its sexual orientation, not solid cock

Go in search of a couple of horny bi chicks, and convince yourself, via liquor if necessary, that your amazing penis powers turned them from lesbian to straight... But only for you.

I hate you.

We all hate those who are right.

[Potarius]

I hate you.

We all hate those who are right.

Not true.

Some people hate those who are left.

[Minoriteeburg]

Is it strange that I know someone who has been received a blumpkin in a trailer bathroom recently?

That depends. Was it at a party, and was the party epic?

No party, just hanging out with co-workers at one of thier houses. This girl that we used to work with comes out of town with some guy, ditches him and jumps in the bathroom with another co-worker (who used to casually screw each other when working together) for two hours. Mind you this is not a large trailer.

[Rolamec]

I hate you.

We all hate those who are right.

You just made me feel like the retard, who having won the special olypmics, is told that he is still retarded. Damn you!

[Potarius]

That depends. Was it at a party, and was the party epic?

No party, just hanging out with co-workers at one of thier houses. This girl that we used to work with comes out of town with some guy, ditches him and jumps in the bathroom with another co-worker (who used to casually screw each other when working together) for two hours. Mind you this is not a large trailer.

Sounds like some of the hangouts I've had in the recent past.

[HomeLand Safety]

Burping

[Zeth Rekia]

Puking in Zeno's mouth.

Seriously, what the fuck....

[HomeLand Safety]

Seeing the face that is this guys flag ^above me^

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Limp noodles, bad smells... and puking in Zeno's mouth. 'Cause that just turned me off for days. Oh wait, I wasn't turned-on...

[Minoriteeburg]

No party, just hanging out with co-workers at one of thier houses. This girl that we used to work with comes out of town with some guy, ditches him and jumps in the bathroom with another co-worker (who used to casually screw each other when working together) for two hours. Mind you this is not a large trailer.

Sounds like some of the hangouts I've had in the recent past.

I try not to have too many of those anymore.

[Idealismania]

Mine too. I've been looking for a good atheist guy... though one of my exes just told me he'd just rejected Christianity recently. I think I'd hook back up with him

When I converted to christianity my lady friend of the time had a HUGE issue with it b/c I didn't involve meet the stereotypes of a Christian. That confused her, she didn't know how to respond to me. Talk about a turn off. Every time I'd get into bed she'd start harassing me about "Jesus being in the bedroom" too. Or when I'd playfully slap her ass she get uppity (after a 3 year relationship involving playful ass slappage) and remind me that Jesus would not approve. Essentially, she ruined our long term relationship b/c she thought that I should be a bible-thumping, gay hating, GOP idolizing prick. When I failed to be any of those things, she bailed. Kind sucks to be broken up with b/c one finds peace.

So the next chica I fancy, will have to be a trinitarian.

I had a similar experience. I met a girl and she was attracted to me because I'm into the art/music thing and I can hold my own during a drinking binge and I'm not a total asshole, but then she found out I'm a Christian, and it was pretty much over after that.

[Whiskey Hill]

Puking in Zeno's mouth.

Seriously, what the fuck....

Oh my poor thing, what happened to you? I feel so bad. Only person I've done that to was my dad. When I was a baby.

[Potarius]

Puking in Zeno's mouth.

Seriously, what the fuck....

Vat die fucke?

[PrncssOfCuddles]

Being sigged: instant turn on

Too bad that having a default flag is a turn off

I know right?!

I keep meaning to change it and being distracted by shiny things.

[PrncssOfCuddles]

Stuck up girls who think they're too good for anything.

Not anything, just you.