Sexual Turnoffs

[Neo Arcad]

Anal sex (for whatever reason) and fat women.
And gays, obviously...

I think there's something remarkably compelling about the beauty of relationships outside of your own sexual preference, but that's just me.

No, I mean I don't like to think about gay people while having sex.
I haven't got a problem with gays, I'm just not one of them.

[Minoriteeburg]

I will drink to all of that.

With the amount of drinking you do I'm surprised that you can write coherent sentences.

Practice.

[Farnhamia]

I will drink to all of that.

With the amount of drinking you do I'm surprised that you can write coherent sentences.

Most of it seems to be "drinking futures," as in "I will drink to that." I wonder if we could make that an investment vehicle somehow, like commodities?

[Vivolve]

I think there's something remarkably compelling about the beauty of relationships outside of your own sexual preference, but that's just me.

No, I mean I don't like to think about gay people while having sex.
I haven't got a problem with gays, I'm just not one of them.

My life in a nutshell.

[Farnhamia]

I think there's something remarkably compelling about the beauty of relationships outside of your own sexual preference, but that's just me.

No, I mean I don't like to think about gay people while having sex.
I haven't got a problem with gays, I'm just not one of them.

That's okay, we don't mind. I can assure you, we're not thinking about you when we have sex, either.

[Neo Arcad]

No, I mean I don't like to think about gay people while having sex.
I haven't got a problem with gays, I'm just not one of them.

That's okay, we don't mind. I can assure you, we're not thinking about you when we have sex, either.

Good. To each his own, eh wot?

[Farnhamia]

That's okay, we don't mind. I can assure you, we're not thinking about you when we have sex, either.

Good. To each his own, eh wot?

Quite right.

[The Blaatschapen]

With the amount of drinking you do I'm surprised that you can write coherent sentences.

Most of it seems to be "drinking futures," as in "I will drink to that." I wonder if we could make that an investment vehicle somehow, like commodities?

Maybe, is there a demand for these kind of statements? (and is the demand high enough so that the huge supply is insufficient)?

Or perhaps we can buy all the alcohol in the world and just wait until Minoriteeburg wants to actually start drinking and then raise prices.

[Aequo animo]

The noticeable presence of a Y chromosome.

[Farnhamia]

Most of it seems to be "drinking futures," as in "I will drink to that." I wonder if we could make that an investment vehicle somehow, like commodities?

Maybe, is there a demand for these kind of statements? (and is the demand high enough so that the huge supply is insufficient)?

Or perhaps we can buy all the alcohol in the world and just wait until Minoriteeburg wants to actually start drinking and then raise prices.

Hmmmm ... Perhaps we could make it an index based on the amount of alcohol in his blood. Yeah, index trading. You buy a contract saying that over a certain period time Mino's blood alcohol will either rise or fall. The contract would have a fixed percentage pay-off.

[The Blaatschapen]

Maybe, is there a demand for these kind of statements? (and is the demand high enough so that the huge supply is insufficient)?

Or perhaps we can buy all the alcohol in the world and just wait until Minoriteeburg wants to actually start drinking and then raise prices.

Hmmmm ... Perhaps we could make it an index based on the amount of alcohol in his blood. Yeah, index trading. You buy a contract saying that over a certain period time Mino's blood alcohol will either rise or fall. The contract would have a fixed percentage pay-off.

How would it have a pay-off? Where would the money come from?

[Farnhamia]

Hmmmm ... Perhaps we could make it an index based on the amount of alcohol in his blood. Yeah, index trading. You buy a contract saying that over a certain period time Mino's blood alcohol will either rise or fall. The contract would have a fixed percentage pay-off.

How would it have a pay-off? Where would the money come from?

I'm not sure how one does an initial ... offering of one of these. Gad, I can barely balance my checkbook. Maybe one of our economics mavens will wander by and tell us.

[Idealismania]

If something happens and I suddenly feel bad for the girl right before or during, that destroys the mood completely. I was with a girl before and she was on top but she was a little overweight and very out of shape and after 2 minutes she was so worn out and breathing so hard from all the activity I thought she was going to pass out lol. Definately ruined the mood. Actually I guess showing weakness in general is a turn off during. If I see a girl as a delicate, fragile thing that needs to be protected, I can't find myself sexually attracted to her.

Innocence. I don't get people that like the younger teen porn because they're "innocent". To me when a girl doesn't really know about or get what the real world is like I don't wanna have sex with her because to me it's like being with a kid, which isn't my thing at all.

Clingy. I've been with a girl with a mental disorder with abandonment issues and we had just started dating and I was at her place almost every night because she "needed me there" and by day 3 I just needed some alone time. She did her best to use sex to get me to stay when I would try to leave, but all I was thinking by then was to get out!

Distractions. I was dating a single mom that had the baby in the room (he was only a few months old). He was laying in his car seat and even though she wanted sex, the baby would make laughing or crying noises while he played in his carseat and I could definately not focus at all. Or I've had spontaneous romps interupted because we would leave the TV on and suddenly something interesting or funny would catch my attention.

excess body/pubic hair. Being too serious. Certain smells (like I notice before/during sex some girls get a little sweaty but it has an attractive smell, but I've known girls that simply stank of B.O. and that was not good times!)

[Syndykalista Warszawa]

Distractions. I was dating a single mom that had the baby in the room (he was only a few months old). He was laying in his car seat and even though she wanted sex, the baby would make laughing or crying noises while he played in his carseat and I could definately not focus at all.

This one thing I just couldn't stop roflmao'ing over.

[The Blaatschapen]

Distractions. I was dating a single mom that had the baby in the room (he was only a few months old). He was laying in his car seat and even though she wanted sex, the baby would make laughing or crying noises while he played in his carseat and I could definately not focus at all.

This one thing I just couldn't stop roflmao'ing over.

Cockblocked by a toddler *nods*

[Idealismania]

Bolded for wut factor.

I must agree with that wut. As an emo/goth/nerd/gamer chick, I am quite offended that you would deny the inherent sexiness of emos/goths/nerds/gamers.

I agree! The only thing a girl can do to be hotter is to also play an instrument (preferably guitar)

[Ryadn]

excessive pubic hair, obesity, bestility, a guy who is high, bisexual men, a man who isn't Caucasian, if I am serious about the person then him demanding to do a threesome or orgy would be a turn off

Bisexual men... even if they're monogamous? That seems odd.

[Ryadn]

Lesbians.

Total turn off.

Another turn off: Bisexuals.

Wow, two posts in one page hating on bisexuals. Was the parade too loud for y'all?

[Ryadn]

No, I mean I don't like to think about gay people while having sex.
I haven't got a problem with gays, I'm just not one of them.

That's okay, we don't mind. I can assure you, we're not thinking about you when we have sex, either.

Liaaaaaar. You totally think about that one cheerleader from high school that you *know* you could have turned given enough time and SoCo.

[The Plutonian Empire]

The reason I listed bisexuals as a turn off is that usually they say they're "bi", yet they focus exclusively on the same sex. That's not being bisexual, that's being homosexual. I see this all the damn time.

[Farnhamia]

That's okay, we don't mind. I can assure you, we're not thinking about you when we have sex, either.

Liaaaaaar. You totally think about that one cheerleader from high school that you *know* you could have turned given enough time and SoCo.

SoCo ... ick. Yeah, she was definitely ready to some "experimentation," but I was involved and, well, I'm not sure I wanted to play that teasing game for six months before getting to first base.

[Indeos]

The reason I listed bisexuals as a turn off is that usually they say they're "bi", yet they focus exclusively on the same sex. That's not being bisexual, that's being homosexual. I see this all the damn time.

Actually, it's called having a preference. I'm bi, but I generally focus on women cause I love boobs (and there aren't that many attractive bi/gay guys around). By your definition, because I prefer one sex but am attracted to both, I'm straight.

[Planeta de los Muertos]

Stuck up girls who think they're too good for anything.

[Caecili]

I must agree with that wut. As an emo/goth/nerd/gamer chick, I am quite offended that you would deny the inherent sexiness of emos/goths/nerds/gamers.

I agree! The only thing a girl can do to be hotter is to also play an instrument (preferably guitar)

I have a thing for drummers and bassists.

[Potarius]

I agree! The only thing a girl can do to be hotter is to also play an instrument (preferably guitar)

I have a thing for drummers and bassists.

How about guys who play guitar, bass, some keys, and are currently (slowly) learning violin?