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Postby Potarius » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:49 am

Pancakes Wrath wrote:
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No wonder she's your ex. I hope you're the one who initiated the breakup.

People are keepers when they help, rather than harass.

Indeed.

Of course if one doesn't accept the help...


One who doesn't accept help in that department deserves an Alabama milkshake.
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Postby Horsefish » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:50 am

Pancakes Wrath wrote:
Horsefish wrote:
I just like short people in genral. It looks quite odd though, wit hme being 6ft 2" :P

How you doin'? :blush:


;)
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

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Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

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Postby The Truth and Light » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:51 am

To be honest, I'd rather talk about my turn ons than my turn offs. It's not fun to discuss turn offs.

So here I go:
I am turned on greatly by brown eyes.
And sideburns.
And I love someone with a soft touch.
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Postby Horsefish » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:56 am

The Truth and Light wrote:To be honest, I'd rather talk about my turn ons than my turn offs. It's not fun to discuss turn offs.

So here I go:
I am turned on greatly by brown eyes.
And sideburns.
And I love someone with a soft touch.


Hey baby. 2/3 isn't bad right? ;)
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

Georgism wrote:
Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

What's wrong with a little destruction?

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Postby Arkinesia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:05 am

Distruzio wrote:So the next chica I fancy, will have to be a trinitarian.

You were dating a secondary fundamentalist, how about someone who isn't a nutter next time?
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Postby East Kent Goldings » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:55 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
East Kent Goldings wrote:girls who can't do anything, whether its a physical problem or a mental, when they aren't able to be self sufficient, its annoying


That is rather... harsh of you. Someone who has a mental or physical problem can't help it.

if they have a reason, thats different, i meant if its out of laziness

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Postby Meryuma » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:27 pm

Indeos wrote:
Justownia wrote:Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks


That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs


Bolded for wut factor.


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Postby Indeos » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:41 pm

East Kent Goldings wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
That is rather... harsh of you. Someone who has a mental or physical problem can't help it.

if they have a reason, thats different, i meant if its out of laziness


Laziness is neither a lack of ability nor a physical/mental problem.
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Postby Caecili » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:47 pm

Meridiani Planum wrote:
The Southern Dictators wrote:atheist/agnostic


Those would be on my turn-on list. :blush:


Same here. People become instantly sexier when I find out that they're atheists. That probably counts as part of my extreme attraction to intelligence, though.
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Postby Saurisisia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:50 pm

Caecili wrote:
Meridiani Planum wrote:
Those would be on my turn-on list. :blush:


Same here. People become instantly sexier when I find out that they're atheists. That probably counts as part of my extreme attraction to intelligence, though.

I'm meh about whether or not they're religious. The only political thing I care about is if they're Communist or not.
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Postby Takaram » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:51 pm

Caecili wrote:
Meridiani Planum wrote:
Those would be on my turn-on list. :blush:


Same here. People become instantly sexier when I find out that they're atheists. That probably counts as part of my extreme attraction to intelligence, though.


I dunno about that, but I do find a person in a more positive light when I hear that they're atheists. If they prove themselves to be complete dicks about it, it kind of kills that mood, though.

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Postby Caecili » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:51 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Caecili wrote:
Same here. People become instantly sexier when I find out that they're atheists. That probably counts as part of my extreme attraction to intelligence, though.

I'm meh about whether or not they're religious. The only political thing I care about is if they're Communist or not.


Turn on or off?
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Postby Caecili » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:51 pm

Takaram wrote:
Caecili wrote:
Same here. People become instantly sexier when I find out that they're atheists. That probably counts as part of my extreme attraction to intelligence, though.


I dunno about that, but I do find a person in a more positive light when I hear that they're atheists. If they prove themselves to be complete dicks about it, it kind of kills that mood, though.


Agreed, but I'm not attracted to dicks, anyway.
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Postby Saurisisia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:51 pm

Caecili wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:I'm meh about whether or not they're religious. The only political thing I care about is if they're Communist or not.


Turn on or off?

Turnoff.
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Paix et Serenite
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Postby Paix et Serenite » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:04 pm

Not having pubic hair. Makes you look like a child. ):

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:18 pm

Let's see:

Closed minded people
stupidity
communistic
overly religious
having a dick
obesity
perhaps some more things
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Postby Novograd IV » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:19 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:Let's see:

Closed minded people

communistic
overly religious



I enjoyed that quite a bit, good show.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:22 pm

Novograd IV wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:Let's see:

Closed minded people

communistic
overly religious



I enjoyed that quite a bit, good show.


Yeah, well, I tolerate them, I just do not get turned on by them.

Just because I allow them their opinion doesn't mean I should be willing to fuck them.
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Postby PrncssOfCuddles » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:23 pm

Justownia wrote:Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks

That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs

How old are you that there exceptions to the under 14 rule?!? Edit: nvm, pancake clarified this
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Postby PrncssOfCuddles » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:24 pm

Pancakes Wrath wrote:
Indeos wrote:
Bolded for wut factor.

You bolded emo/goths and nerds/gamers, but you fucking missed "girls under 14 with some exceptions" ?!?!?!

Yeeeeeeah, I think I love you.

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Postby Intangelon » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:25 pm

Stupidity. Cigarettes. Drunkenness. Lack of concern or awareness of hygiene of any kind.
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Postby PrncssOfCuddles » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:28 pm

Caecili wrote:
Meridiani Planum wrote:
Those would be on my turn-on list. :blush:


Same here. People become instantly sexier when I find out that they're atheists. That probably counts as part of my extreme attraction to intelligence, though.

Lol people who think differently from me are stupid heads!

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Postby PrncssOfCuddles » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:30 pm

Caecili wrote:
Takaram wrote:
I dunno about that, but I do find a person in a more positive light when I hear that they're atheists. If they prove themselves to be complete dicks about it, it kind of kills that mood, though.


Agreed, but I'm not attracted to dicks, anyway.

I loves me a good dick.

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Postby Saurisisia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:33 pm

PrncssOfCuddles wrote:
Caecili wrote:
Agreed, but I'm not attracted to dicks, anyway.

I loves me a good dick.

Wait...

Dicks as in jerks and jackasses or dicks as in male genitalia?
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Postby Takaram » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:37 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
PrncssOfCuddles wrote:I loves me a good dick.

Wait...

Dicks as in jerks and jackasses or dicks as in male genitalia?


The latter, I think. I can agree on that, I love the latter. The former... not so much.

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