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by Horsefish » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:50 am

Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by The Truth and Light » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:51 am

by Horsefish » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:56 am
The Truth and Light wrote:To be honest, I'd rather talk about my turn ons than my turn offs. It's not fun to discuss turn offs.
So here I go:
I am turned on greatly by brown eyes.
And sideburns.
And I love someone with a soft touch.

Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Arkinesia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:05 am
Distruzio wrote:So the next chica I fancy, will have to be a trinitarian.
Disappointment Panda wrote:Don't hope for a life without problems. There's no such thing. Instead, hope for a life full of good problems.

by East Kent Goldings » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:55 pm

by Meryuma » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:27 pm
Indeos wrote:Justownia wrote:Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks
That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs
Bolded for wut factor.
Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.
Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."
Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.
Norstal wrote:Gunpowder Plot: America.
Meryuma: "Well, I just hope these hyperboles don't...
*puts on sunglasses*
blow out of proportions."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Indeos » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:41 pm

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by Saurisisia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:50 pm

by Caecili » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:51 pm
Saurisisia wrote:Caecili wrote:
Same here. People become instantly sexier when I find out that they're atheists. That probably counts as part of my extreme attraction to intelligence, though.
I'm meh about whether or not they're religious. The only political thing I care about is if they're Communist or not.

by Caecili » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:51 pm
Takaram wrote:Caecili wrote:
Same here. People become instantly sexier when I find out that they're atheists. That probably counts as part of my extreme attraction to intelligence, though.
I dunno about that, but I do find a person in a more positive light when I hear that they're atheists. If they prove themselves to be complete dicks about it, it kind of kills that mood, though.

by Saurisisia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:51 pm

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by PrncssOfCuddles » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:23 pm
Justownia wrote:Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks
That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs

by PrncssOfCuddles » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:24 pm

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by Saurisisia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:33 pm
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