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Postby Justownia » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:31 pm

Pancakes Wrath wrote:
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Bolded for wut factor.

You bolded emo/goths and nerds/gamers, but you fucking missed "girls under 14 with some exceptions" ?!?!?!


I'm 17. And the only exceptions are if they are almost 14 and at least look like they could be around 14-15.
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Postby Pancakes Wrath » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:02 pm

Justownia wrote:
Pancakes Wrath wrote:You bolded emo/goths and nerds/gamers, but you fucking missed "girls under 14 with some exceptions" ?!?!?!


I'm 17. And the only exceptions are if they are almost 14 and at least look like they could be around 14-15.

Oh, okay. should have clarified your age though, you younguns can look a lot older on here!

Though I was going to say if you were 17 or 18 it wasn't so bad.
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Postby The Atlantean Menace » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:17 pm

Gag reflexes.

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:18 pm

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Pancakes Wrath wrote:You bolded emo/goths and nerds/gamers, but you fucking missed "girls under 14 with some exceptions" ?!?!?!


Meh, I don't have a problem with pedophiles as long as they don't act on it. Attraction is different than action.



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Postby Indeos » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:20 pm

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Meh, I don't have a problem with pedophiles as long as they don't act on it. Attraction is different than action.



Attraction is the step before action.


Persecution for thought crimes is idiotic.
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Postby Arkinesia » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:53 pm

Justownia wrote:Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)

I'm the opposite, 30-40 is the golden age imo.
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Postby The Atlantean Menace » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:16 pm

Indeos wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Attraction is the step before action.


Persecution for thought crimes is idiotic.


Letting people who present a serious threat to children hang around until they actually hurt a child is idiotic.

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Postby Pancakes Wrath » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:18 pm

The Atlantean Menace wrote:
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Persecution for thought crimes is idiotic.


Letting people who present a serious threat to children hang around until they actually hurt a child is idiotic.

The problem with thought crimes is, they're thoughts. Not everyone is going to know about them.

BTW, the poster I quoted originally is 17. Don't derail the thread anymore that I already did, please.
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Postby Blood Sukerz » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:21 pm

SaintB wrote:Since we have a thread on Fetishes, what about the opposites? Things that make you uncomfortable, are unenjoyable, painful, boring, or just complete turn offs?

For me the number one thing has to be blowjobs; I've never really enjoyed one and I've never climaxed from one no matter how long it lasts I keep wondering why one earth someone would want that thing in their mouth (I'm also afraid of chocking my partner)


im just the opposite i LUV giving bj'si think that there is nothing sexier than watching the look on a mans face when he shoots a load in my mouth...lolz

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Postby Sociobiology » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:46 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
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Meh, I don't have a problem with pedophiles as long as they don't act on it. Attraction is different than action.



Attraction is the step before action.

your are attracted to women, so therefore you are only one step away from raping them, so we should prevent you from going anywhere near women.

(note if you are attracted to men, just replace the word women with men, in my whole post)

oh and my turn off's are stupidity, and breasts smaller than mine
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:57 pm

When you bring your parents with you and they're all old and fat and shit.
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Postby Potarius » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:04 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:When you bring your parents with you and they're all old and fat and shit.


What if they're old and fat and they shit everywhere?
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Postby Whiskey Hill » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:08 pm

Justownia wrote:Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks

That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs


So there's like, what, three people that turn you on?
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Postby Whiskey Hill » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:10 pm

Blood Sukerz wrote:
SaintB wrote:Since we have a thread on Fetishes, what about the opposites? Things that make you uncomfortable, are unenjoyable, painful, boring, or just complete turn offs?

For me the number one thing has to be blowjobs; I've never really enjoyed one and I've never climaxed from one no matter how long it lasts I keep wondering why one earth someone would want that thing in their mouth (I'm also afraid of chocking my partner)


im just the opposite i LUV giving bj'si think that there is nothing sexier than watching the look on a mans face when he shoots a load in my mouth...lolz


Yeah some of us guys actually do appreciate them. A lot. So thanks for all you do.

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Postby Pancakes Wrath » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:11 pm

Whiskey Hill wrote:
Justownia wrote:Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks

That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs


So there's like, what, three people that turn you on?

There's far more than 3 porn stars.
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Postby New Anthonland » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:13 pm

When my now ex gf called me lame in bed. It was worse than pouring ice cold water on my thing.

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Postby Potarius » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:19 pm

New Anthonland wrote:When my now ex gf called me lame in bed. It was worse than pouring ice cold water on my thing.


No wonder she's your ex. I hope you're the one who initiated the breakup.

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Postby The Atlantean Menace » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:27 pm

Blood Sukerz wrote:
SaintB wrote:Since we have a thread on Fetishes, what about the opposites? Things that make you uncomfortable, are unenjoyable, painful, boring, or just complete turn offs?

For me the number one thing has to be blowjobs; I've never really enjoyed one and I've never climaxed from one no matter how long it lasts I keep wondering why one earth someone would want that thing in their mouth (I'm also afraid of chocking my partner)


im just the opposite i LUV giving bj'si think that there is nothing sexier than watching the look on a mans face when he shoots a load in my mouth...lolz


I like how this was your first post.

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Postby Der Teutoniker » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:28 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You would totally hate me then. I'm 4'11. :(


I love short women. I find that, in general, my tastes somewhat reflect who I am with. When I was with my ex-fiance, I preferred small breasts (hers were very small.)

My wife is also 4'11" - I love shortness on women now. Plus she's... well set up top, so I'm more into that.

General turn-offs: Excessive obesity. I don't mind some meat, but too much is... too much. Scat (right?), and vomit. Make-up. Small/narrow hips. In fact, I'll amend my list. Narrow hips should be first. For a women to be generally physically attractive, she should have a good set of birthing hips. What can I say, I'm a pretty primal dude.
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Postby Pancakes Wrath » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:37 am

Potarius wrote:
New Anthonland wrote:When my now ex gf called me lame in bed. It was worse than pouring ice cold water on my thing.


No wonder she's your ex. I hope you're the one who initiated the breakup.

People are keepers when they help, rather than harass.

Indeed.

Of course if one doesn't accept the help...
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Postby Horsefish » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:54 am

Der Teutoniker wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You would totally hate me then. I'm 4'11. :(


I love short women. I find that, in general, my tastes somewhat reflect who I am with. When I was with my ex-fiance, I preferred small breasts (hers were very small.)

My wife is also 4'11" - I love shortness on women now. Plus she's... well set up top, so I'm more into that.

General turn-offs: Excessive obesity. I don't mind some meat, but too much is... too much. Scat (right?), and vomit. Make-up. Small/narrow hips. In fact, I'll amend my list. Narrow hips should be first. For a women to be generally physically attractive, she should have a good set of birthing hips. What can I say, I'm a pretty primal dude.


I just like short people in genral. It looks quite odd though, wit hme being 6ft 2" :P
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Postby Meridiani Planum » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:51 am

The Southern Dictators wrote:atheist/agnostic


Those would be on my turn-on list. :blush:
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Postby Vourdrais Dharma » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:10 am

Meridiani Planum wrote:
The Southern Dictators wrote:atheist/agnostic


Those would be on my turn-on list. :blush:

Mine too. I've been looking for a good atheist guy... though one of my exes just told me he'd just rejected Christianity recently. I think I'd hook back up with him :twisted:

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Postby Distruzio » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:19 am

Vourdrais Dharma wrote:
Meridiani Planum wrote:
Those would be on my turn-on list. :blush:

Mine too. I've been looking for a good atheist guy... though one of my exes just told me he'd just rejected Christianity recently. I think I'd hook back up with him :twisted:


When I converted to christianity my lady friend of the time had a HUGE issue with it b/c I didn't involve meet the stereotypes of a Christian. That confused her, she didn't know how to respond to me. Talk about a turn off. Every time I'd get into bed she'd start harassing me about "Jesus being in the bedroom" too. Or when I'd playfully slap her ass she get uppity (after a 3 year relationship involving playful ass slappage) and remind me that Jesus would not approve. Essentially, she ruined our long term relationship b/c she thought that I should be a bible-thumping, gay hating, GOP idolizing prick. When I failed to be any of those things, she bailed. Kind sucks to be broken up with b/c one finds peace.

So the next chica I fancy, will have to be a trinitarian.
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Postby Pancakes Wrath » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:21 am

Horsefish wrote:
Der Teutoniker wrote:
I love short women. I find that, in general, my tastes somewhat reflect who I am with. When I was with my ex-fiance, I preferred small breasts (hers were very small.)

My wife is also 4'11" - I love shortness on women now. Plus she's... well set up top, so I'm more into that.

General turn-offs: Excessive obesity. I don't mind some meat, but too much is... too much. Scat (right?), and vomit. Make-up. Small/narrow hips. In fact, I'll amend my list. Narrow hips should be first. For a women to be generally physically attractive, she should have a good set of birthing hips. What can I say, I'm a pretty primal dude.


I just like short people in genral. It looks quite odd though, wit hme being 6ft 2" :P

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