I'm 17. And the only exceptions are if they are almost 14 and at least look like they could be around 14-15.
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by Justownia » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:31 pm

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by Arkinesia » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:53 pm
Justownia wrote:Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
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by The Atlantean Menace » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:16 pm

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by Blood Sukerz » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:21 pm
SaintB wrote:Since we have a thread on Fetishes, what about the opposites? Things that make you uncomfortable, are unenjoyable, painful, boring, or just complete turn offs?
For me the number one thing has to be blowjobs; I've never really enjoyed one and I've never climaxed from one no matter how long it lasts I keep wondering why one earth someone would want that thing in their mouth (I'm also afraid of chocking my partner)

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by Potarius » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:04 pm
Zeth Rekia wrote:When you bring your parents with you and they're all old and fat and shit.

by Whiskey Hill » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:08 pm
Justownia wrote:Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks
That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs

by Whiskey Hill » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:10 pm
Blood Sukerz wrote:SaintB wrote:Since we have a thread on Fetishes, what about the opposites? Things that make you uncomfortable, are unenjoyable, painful, boring, or just complete turn offs?
For me the number one thing has to be blowjobs; I've never really enjoyed one and I've never climaxed from one no matter how long it lasts I keep wondering why one earth someone would want that thing in their mouth (I'm also afraid of chocking my partner)
im just the opposite i LUV giving bj'si think that there is nothing sexier than watching the look on a mans face when he shoots a load in my mouth...lolz


by Pancakes Wrath » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:11 pm
Whiskey Hill wrote:Justownia wrote:Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks
That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs
So there's like, what, three people that turn you on?

by New Anthonland » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:13 pm

by Potarius » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:19 pm
New Anthonland wrote:When my now ex gf called me lame in bed. It was worse than pouring ice cold water on my thing.

by The Atlantean Menace » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:27 pm
Blood Sukerz wrote:SaintB wrote:Since we have a thread on Fetishes, what about the opposites? Things that make you uncomfortable, are unenjoyable, painful, boring, or just complete turn offs?
For me the number one thing has to be blowjobs; I've never really enjoyed one and I've never climaxed from one no matter how long it lasts I keep wondering why one earth someone would want that thing in their mouth (I'm also afraid of chocking my partner)
im just the opposite i LUV giving bj'si think that there is nothing sexier than watching the look on a mans face when he shoots a load in my mouth...lolz

by Der Teutoniker » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:28 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You would totally hate me then. I'm 4'11.
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by Horsefish » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:54 am
Der Teutoniker wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You would totally hate me then. I'm 4'11.
I love short women. I find that, in general, my tastes somewhat reflect who I am with. When I was with my ex-fiance, I preferred small breasts (hers were very small.)
My wife is also 4'11" - I love shortness on women now. Plus she's... well set up top, so I'm more into that.
General turn-offs: Excessive obesity. I don't mind some meat, but too much is... too much. Scat (right?), and vomit. Make-up. Small/narrow hips. In fact, I'll amend my list. Narrow hips should be first. For a women to be generally physically attractive, she should have a good set of birthing hips. What can I say, I'm a pretty primal dude.

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by Pancakes Wrath » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:21 am
Horsefish wrote:Der Teutoniker wrote:
I love short women. I find that, in general, my tastes somewhat reflect who I am with. When I was with my ex-fiance, I preferred small breasts (hers were very small.)
My wife is also 4'11" - I love shortness on women now. Plus she's... well set up top, so I'm more into that.
General turn-offs: Excessive obesity. I don't mind some meat, but too much is... too much. Scat (right?), and vomit. Make-up. Small/narrow hips. In fact, I'll amend my list. Narrow hips should be first. For a women to be generally physically attractive, she should have a good set of birthing hips. What can I say, I'm a pretty primal dude.
I just like short people in genral. It looks quite odd though, wit hme being 6ft 2"

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