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Potarius
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Postby Potarius » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:48 pm

Republicke wrote:
Potarius wrote:
She.

And yeah, that's what I'm guessing. Not even close to what I meant, but things can get tangled up in text, and I admit that I could've worded the original post a fair bit better. :P


I think you're missing the far more important point: you're a girl. on the internet. that's cool about sex. so...

Hey. ;)

Actually, I'm 'kinda disappointed: I always thought you were the guy in your avatar. I think you owe me an apology.


Wait, I thought you meant... Okay, maybe all of us are confused.

I'm a guy, as denoted by the "being told to please pull out" during sex part.
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Postby Fizbar » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:50 pm

Republicke wrote:
Potarius wrote:
She.

And yeah, that's what I'm guessing. Not even close to what I meant, but things can get tangled up in text, and I admit that I could've worded the original post a fair bit better. :P


I think you're missing the far more important point: you're a girl. on the internet. that's cool about sex. so...

Hey. ;)

Actually, I'm 'kinda disappointed: I always thought you were the guy in your avatar. I think you owe me an apology.


Perhaps this will clarify things for you:

Pancakes Wrath wrote:
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I think he interpreted your "tough shit" as a "tough shit, you can't stop".

If I'm right, Kiskaanak is a she. :P but yeah, I can see how that can get twisted.
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Postby Republicke » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:50 pm

Potarius wrote:
Republicke wrote:
I think you're missing the far more important point: you're a girl. on the internet. that's cool about sex. so...

Hey. ;)

Actually, I'm 'kinda disappointed: I always thought you were the guy in your avatar. I think you owe me an apology.


Wait, I thought you meant... Okay, maybe all of us are confused.

I'm a guy, as denoted by the "being told to please pull out" during sex part.


OK, all I really care about now is whether you're the guy in your avatar? Please say it's so: I'd had romantic images of you as a kind of steam-punk Lawrence of Arabia (mecha-camels, etc.).
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Postby Fizbar » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:50 pm

Potarius wrote:
Republicke wrote:
I think you're missing the far more important point: you're a girl. on the internet. that's cool about sex. so...

Hey. ;)

Actually, I'm 'kinda disappointed: I always thought you were the guy in your avatar. I think you owe me an apology.


Wait, I thought you meant... Okay, maybe all of us are confused.

I'm a guy, as denoted by the "being told to please pull out" during sex part.


I must be the only one who isn't confused here.
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Postby Fizbar » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:51 pm

Republicke wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Wait, I thought you meant... Okay, maybe all of us are confused.

I'm a guy, as denoted by the "being told to please pull out" during sex part.


OK, all I really care about now is whether you're the guy in your avatar? Please say it's so: I'd had romantic images of you as a kind of steam-punk Lawrence of Arabia (mecha-camels, etc.).


Isn't that Ivan the Terrible?

Edit: From this movie? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ivan_ ... _cover.jpg
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Postby Potarius » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:52 pm

Republicke wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Wait, I thought you meant... Okay, maybe all of us are confused.

I'm a guy, as denoted by the "being told to please pull out" during sex part.


OK, all I really care about now is whether you're the guy in your avatar? Please say it's so: I'd had romantic images of you as a kind of steam-punk Lawrence of Arabia (mecha-camels, etc.).


That's Ivan Vasilievich Bunsha posing as Ivan The Terrible from the classic Ivan Vasilievich Changes His Profession.

I look nothing like that. I had a few pics here before, so maybe some old timers can back me up before having to bust out some pics again. :P
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Postby Fizbar » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:53 pm

Potarius wrote:
Republicke wrote:
OK, all I really care about now is whether you're the guy in your avatar? Please say it's so: I'd had romantic images of you as a kind of steam-punk Lawrence of Arabia (mecha-camels, etc.).


That's Ivan Vasilievich Bunsha posing as Ivan The Terrible from the classic Ivan Vasilievich Changes His Profession.

I look nothing like that. I had a few pics here before, so maybe some old timers can back me up before having to bust out some pics again. :P


I knew it! :)
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Postby Potarius » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:53 pm

Fizbar wrote:
Republicke wrote:
OK, all I really care about now is whether you're the guy in your avatar? Please say it's so: I'd had romantic images of you as a kind of steam-punk Lawrence of Arabia (mecha-camels, etc.).


Isn't that Ivan the Terrible?

Edit: From this movie? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ivan_ ... _cover.jpg


Indeed. One of my favorite movies as of late.
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Postby Republicke » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:57 pm

Fizbar wrote:
Republicke wrote:
OK, all I really care about now is whether you're the guy in your avatar? Please say it's so: I'd had romantic images of you as a kind of steam-punk Lawrence of Arabia (mecha-camels, etc.).


Isn't that Ivan the Terrible?

Edit: From this movie? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ivan_ ... _cover.jpg


Ivan the Terrible? The guy that invented the iPod?

And yes, I will watch this movie. :)
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Postby Potarius » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:58 pm

Republicke wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Wait, I thought you meant... Okay, maybe all of us are confused.

I'm a guy, as denoted by the "being told to please pull out" during sex part.


OK, all I really care about now is whether you're the guy in your avatar? Please say it's so: I'd had romantic images of you as a kind of steam-punk Lawrence of Arabia (mecha-camels, etc.).


Romantic images, you say?

If thou art a woman, I am interested in what these might be like... >.>
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Postby JuNii » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:17 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Excessive pubes also turn me off.

Although I like it rough, overly rough does turns me off. And a man who won't shut up about how good he is in the sack also tunes me way off.


*curses Okinawan heretage.*
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Postby Drackonisa » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:41 pm

hmm...lets see...when ur gf sticks her finger in your ass when your about to cum? instant deboned.
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Postby Caecili » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:44 pm

Drackonisa wrote:hmm...lets see...when ur gf sticks her finger in your ass when your about to cum? instant deboned.


That would be the most awful way to ruin a blowjob, wouldn't it? Just about to climax when she goes and ruins it by shoving her digits up a non-sexual orifice.

I'll remember not to do that. Not as if I would ever be compelled to.
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:47 pm

Caecili wrote:
Drackonisa wrote:hmm...lets see...when ur gf sticks her finger in your ass when your about to cum? instant deboned.


That would be the most awful way to ruin a blowjob, wouldn't it? Just about to climax when she goes and ruins it by shoving her digits up a non-sexual orifice.

I'll remember not to do that. Not as if I would ever be compelled to.

If you were to hit the prostate though, it would make it better. :meh: (Just use lube)

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Postby Drackonisa » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:48 pm

her fingernails were sharp. It hurt. And i sure as hell didnt feel good abt the prostate bit.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:54 pm

Caecili wrote:
Drackonisa wrote:hmm...lets see...when ur gf sticks her finger in your ass when your about to cum? instant deboned.


That would be the most awful way to ruin a blowjob, wouldn't it? Just about to climax when she goes and ruins it by shoving her digits up a non-sexual orifice.

I'll remember not to do that. Not as if I would ever be compelled to.

Rubbing is okay, yes?
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Postby Meryuma » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:54 pm

Drackonisa wrote:her fingernails were sharp. It hurt. And i sure as hell didnt feel good abt the prostate bit.


If you were to do that, you'd have to be gentle, not just sticking sharp objects up there all unwarned.
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Postby Indeos » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:11 pm

Caecili wrote:
Drackonisa wrote:hmm...lets see...when ur gf sticks her finger in your ass when your about to cum? instant deboned.


That would be the most awful way to ruin a blowjob, wouldn't it? Just about to climax when she goes and ruins it by shoving her digits up a non-sexual orifice.

I'll remember not to do that. Not as if I would ever be compelled to.


Some guys are into that stuff. Probably something to find out beforehand.
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Postby Justownia » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:12 pm

Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks

That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs
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Postby Indeos » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:13 pm

Justownia wrote:Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks

That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs


Bolded for wut factor.
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Postby Caecili » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:18 pm

Indeos wrote:
Justownia wrote:Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks

That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs


Bolded for wut factor.


I must agree with that wut. As an emo/goth/nerd/gamer chick, I am quite offended that you would deny the inherent sexiness of emos/goths/nerds/gamers.
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Postby Potarius » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:25 pm

Indeos wrote:
Justownia wrote:Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks

That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs


Bolded for wut factor.


Thirded.
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Postby Pancakes Wrath » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:26 pm

Indeos wrote:
Justownia wrote:Fat chicks
Transexuals/traps/chicks with dicks
Anything involving my anus
Furries
Weeaboos
Older chicks (Girls over 30 with some exceptions)
Little girls (Girls under 14 with some exceptions)
Pubes
Body hair
Stoners
Emos/Goths
Nerds/Gamer chicks

That's pretty much it. I don't really have many turn-offs


Bolded for wut factor.

You bolded emo/goths and nerds/gamers, but you fucking missed "girls under 14 with some exceptions" ?!?!?!
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Postby Indeos » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:27 pm

Pancakes Wrath wrote:
Indeos wrote:
Bolded for wut factor.

You bolded emo/goths and nerds/gamers, but you fucking missed "girls under 14 with some exceptions" ?!?!?!


Meh, I don't have a problem with pedophiles as long as they don't act on it. Attraction is different than action.
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Postby Caecili » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:28 pm

Pancakes Wrath wrote:
Indeos wrote:
Bolded for wut factor.

You bolded emo/goths and nerds/gamers, but you fucking missed "girls under 14 with some exceptions" ?!?!?!


Dat nymphet.
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