Sexual Turnoffs

[Horsefish]

Well considering her brother is one of my best-friends I'll just continue to poke fun about his family all have STD's etc. It would ease the pain

I'm not sure I am imagining it. It always seems at about half way through I just lose intrest because I don't feel connected to them-maybe it's just casual sex with random people, though I have no problem admitting that the cuddiling after sex is probally my favourite part and thats genrally the one that gets kicked in the head at a party.

I guess it happens. So you clearly need a girlfriend ^^

Though, may be the environment, too. I've never had sex at a party. After a party, going home, okay. But at the party? That could be a little, uh... Awkward.

I do think I function better with one, though then I get "grass is greener on the other side" syndrome

The environment probally contributes to getting distracted, for example, I was three floors up, could still hear the music and just wanted to dance to it. That didn't help. Then again by the end of a party I'm sobering up and get more shy which gets worse the more sober I get.

I think a no-strings attached deal would be best, or at least random sex with someone I actully know and like rather than random people. Then theres somekind of connection and something a little deeper.

[Meryuma]

Bawwwwwwwwwwww.

*pats*

One day, you'll cease being an angry little man, I'm sure.

Really I'd leave you alone if you stopped insulting me.

When they're the one making a significant claim about me, the burden of proof is on them.

Some things we just let go.

I guess...

thinking about the penis papercut thing... *shudders uncontrollably*

What? Just a paper cut? :3 I assume you saw no raids on F7? ^^

I did... *shudder*

Though Encylopedia Dramatica has worse.

[Potarius]

I'd post pics to make my point, but I already got a nation deleted in the past, and I'd rather avoid losing another one, even if it's the lolgeneral nation.

Plus, I think it's DoS worthy, which would be unfun.

Anyway, I honestly don't see how. A penis - particularly an erect penis -, while not exactly the most beautiful thing in the world (That goes to breasts and butts, respectively. For both sexes, btw), is way ahead of the, frankly, shrivelled collection of rippled skin flaps with a few molehills hidden inside that's a vagina.

It's pretty good to be inside it, but it's not exactly what I'd call a work of art.

(I actually had this conversation with a lesbian I know a while ago. Maybe six months ago. She agreed).

Maybe you need to choose partners that are better-hydrated. I don't think they're meant to be shriveled.

This.

I have never seen a shriveled vulva. Not even at strip clubs.

[Ryadn]

The words "no" and "stop".

"Pull out, please." is probably the biggest turnoff I've ever had. Ugh.

That would do it. All the mood-kill of "stop" with bonus clinical language.

[Nazis in Space]

I do think I function better with one, though then I get "grass is greener on the other side" syndrome :P

The environment probally contributes to getting distracted, for example, I was three floors up, could still hear the music and just wanted to dance to it. That didn't help. Then again by the end of a party I'm sobering up and get more shy which gets worse the more sober I get.

I think a no-strings attached deal would be best, or at least random sex with someone I actully know and like rather than random people. Then theres somekind of connection and something a little deeper.

Pft. Some men... No matter what they get, they always complain about something :-p

Of course, you could've humped to the rythm of the music... Unless it was speedcore.

[Ryadn]

Well considering her brother is one of my best-friends I'll just continue to poke fun about his family all have STD's etc. It would ease the pain

I'm not sure I am imagining it. It always seems at about half way through I just lose intrest because I don't feel connected to them-maybe it's just casual sex with random people, though I have no problem admitting that the cuddiling after sex is probally my favourite part and thats genrally the one that gets kicked in the head at a party.

I guess it happens. So you clearly need a girlfriend ^^

Though, may be the environment, too. I've never had sex at a party. After a party, going home, okay. But at the party? That could be a little, uh... Awkward.

I tried to have sex with my boyfriend at the time at a friend's party. I think we were, um, halfway into the bathroom? I was reeeally drunk. I'm a very handsy drunk.

[Novograd IV]

*pats*

One day, you'll cease being an angry little man, I'm sure.

Really I'd leave you alone if you stopped insulting me.

Some things we just let go.

I guess...

What? Just a paper cut? :3 I assume you saw no raids on F7? ^^

I did... *shudder*

Though Encylopedia Dramatica has worse.

ED is my source of information on the interwebz

[Potarius]

"Pull out, please." is probably the biggest turnoff I've ever had. Ugh.

That would do it. All the mood-kill of "stop" with bonus clinical language.

Said in a tone of voice that was even more frank than the text I entered. I felt like garbage after that.

[Potarius]

I guess it happens. So you clearly need a girlfriend ^^

Though, may be the environment, too. I've never had sex at a party. After a party, going home, okay. But at the party? That could be a little, uh... Awkward.

I tried to have sex with my boyfriend at the time at a friend's party. I think we were, um, halfway into the bathroom? I was reeeally drunk. I'm a very handsy drunk.

*gets ideas*

>.>

<.<

[Ryadn]

Maybe you need to choose partners that are better-hydrated. I don't think they're meant to be shriveled.

This.

I have never seen a shriveled vulva. Not even at strip clubs.

I didn't know they could show that at strip clubs. ...then again, I've never been to a strip club with female dancers, so.

[Potarius]

This.

I have never seen a shriveled vulva. Not even at strip clubs.

I didn't know they could show that at strip clubs. ...then again, I've never been to a strip club with female dancers, so.

Houston has a lot of 100% nude strip clubs. It's pretty wild.

[Horsefish]

I do think I function better with one, though then I get "grass is greener on the other side" syndrome

The environment probally contributes to getting distracted, for example, I was three floors up, could still hear the music and just wanted to dance to it. That didn't help. Then again by the end of a party I'm sobering up and get more shy which gets worse the more sober I get.

I think a no-strings attached deal would be best, or at least random sex with someone I actully know and like rather than random people. Then theres somekind of connection and something a little deeper.

Pft. Some men... No matter what they get, they always complain about something :-p

Of course, you could've humped to the rythm of the music... Unless it was speedcore.

Indeed. I'm just not easily satisifed

Well considering it was only a BJ at that point, probally not. The visuals when I closed my eyes (So many nice colours, and seeing music FTW!) really didn't help either, I was kind of glad her brother walked in and ruined the mood.

[Nazis in Space]

I guess it happens. So you clearly need a girlfriend ^^

Though, may be the environment, too. I've never had sex at a party. After a party, going home, okay. But at the party? That could be a little, uh... Awkward.

I tried to have sex with my boyfriend at the time at a friend's party. I think we were, um, halfway into the bathroom? I was reeeally drunk. I'm a very handsy drunk. :oops:

I sincerely hope that this occured before the age of mobile phone cameras.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*pats*

One day, you'll cease being an angry little man, I'm sure.

Really I'd leave you alone if you stopped insulting me.

Really, just ignore him. Let it go, this argument is, well, worthless.

[Arkinesia]

The words "no" and "stop".

"Pull out, please." is probably the biggest turnoff I've ever had. Ugh.

That's quite an anticlimactic thing to say.

























*ba dum tshhh*

[Potarius]

"Pull out, please." is probably the biggest turnoff I've ever had. Ugh.

That's quite an anticlimactic thing to say.

























*ba dum tshhh*

Wasn't funny when it happened to me. Everything was going just fine, and five minutes into it, she says that. The rest of the night wasn't much better.

[Arkinesia]

That's quite an anticlimactic thing to say.

























*ba dum tshhh*

Wasn't funny when it happened to me. Everything was going just fine, and five minutes into it, she says that. The rest of the night wasn't much better.

Tbh though that's like the biggest douche move ever. If a girl said that to me I'd just be like "umm wtf why?"

[Potarius]

Wasn't funny when it happened to me. Everything was going just fine, and five minutes into it, she says that. The rest of the night wasn't much better.

Tbh though that's like the biggest douche move ever. If a girl said that to me I'd just be like "umm wtf why?"

Oh, believe me, I asked that (among other questions). She had serious issues at that point in the relationship.

[Novograd IV]

Wasn't funny when it happened to me. Everything was going just fine, and five minutes into it, she says that. The rest of the night wasn't much better.

Tbh though that's like the biggest douche move ever. If a girl said that to me I'd just be like "umm wtf why?"

IIRC, this might be the girl he's in a relationship with, there was a thread that looked at how much of a douche she was to him, he still loves her. his unconditional love GMH, but she still needs a good slap.

[Izarius]

I hate makeup. I don't like strong perfume either, but mild perfume is fine.

[Beldonia]

I hate makeup. I don't like strong perfume either, but mild perfume is fine.

You don't like makeup at all?

[Buffett and Colbert]

I hate makeup. I don't like strong perfume either, but mild perfume is fine.

You don't like makeup at all?

Most of the time, someone with makeup on will look worse than without, unless it's very subtle to me.

[Izarius]

I hate makeup. I don't like strong perfume either, but mild perfume is fine.

You don't like makeup at all?

If it's to make the skin look healthier or something I might not notice it and wouldn't care. But if she's wearing makeup that's visible (lipstick, eyelids, glitter, anything glossy, etc.) then I hate it.

[Beldonia]

You don't like makeup at all?

Most of the time, someone with makeup on will look worse than without, unless it's very subtle to me.

I think that a little foundation, a little lip gloss, maybe a little eye makeup is fine. Nothing that's too over the top or noticeable, however.

[Arkinesia]

Make-up should accentuate natural beauty, not create a whole new look on its own.