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Postby Nazis in Space » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:59 pm

Horsefish wrote:Well I'm not sure about the complete stranger thing. I was propositioned for a threesome last saturday (I should probally stop boasting about that :/) and I knew one of the people, and hardly knew the other one. when I said no they found some random dude instead.

Very good point. I personally think watching a threesome with two girls could be better, though in that instance why not go for the foursome and some partner swapping? That would probally be better.
Well, I wouldn't accept a three- or foursome involving a complete stranger, either. I'm sort of attached to my health.

And yeah, foursomes are fun, though when people talk 'More than two', they usually mean threesomes, so I didn't bother covering that case :-p

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Postby Horsefish » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:59 pm

Nazis in Space wrote:
Horsefish wrote:
I'm finding that quite a lot now. Can be quite confusing at times.
Eh. Post-Adolescent adulthood syndrome. As soon as you get past the age where omgafag is omghorrible and you can't ever admit to masturbating for some reason, it's IMHO pretty normal to develop the same sense of 'She's pretty' women generally have, anyway. Not in the form of 'He's pretty', of course, but in the form of 'Wow, he looks great!'. God knows, when I'm watching the Immensely Manly Sport of MMA, I pay not inconsiderable attention to the men's chests, and am disappointed when there's two flabbering heavyweights in the octagon.

I don't want to fuck them, but I can damn well expect my eyes not being insulted <_<

At least, that's how it was for me. I know, anecdotal evidence.


I never went through the whole "omgfag" stage tbh, though the latter part kind of what it is. You dont have to be gay to appreciate a beautiful face.

Though MD was making me want to kiss a couple of guys-admitidly on the cheeks but thats probally just the drug tbh.

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Horsefish wrote:Well I'm not sure about the complete stranger thing. I was propositioned for a threesome last saturday (I should probally stop boasting about that :/) and I knew one of the people, and hardly knew the other one. when I said no they found some random dude instead.

Very good point. I personally think watching a threesome with two girls could be better, though in that instance why not go for the foursome and some partner swapping? That would probally be better.
Well, I wouldn't accept a three- or foursome involving a complete stranger, either. I'm sort of attached to my health.

And yeah, foursomes are fun, though when people talk 'More than two', they usually mean threesomes, so I didn't bother covering that case :-p


Tbh the complete stranger had started sucking me off earlier that night, until her brother walked in. Awkward..

I think orgies would be nice. Even if you finish early just being around so many people in a happy place would e nice.. Or it seems like it would be.

I think I leech off peoples happiness sometimes.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:59 pm

East Kent Goldings wrote:girls who can't do anything, whether its a physical problem or a mental, when they aren't able to be self sufficient, its annoying


That is rather... harsh of you. Someone who has a mental or physical problem can't help it.
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Postby Anemos Major » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:59 pm

The Matrix. It makes everything feel superficial and observed.

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Postby The Truth and Light » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:01 pm

I have a question, am I the only one who can be turned off by porn?

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Postby Nazis in Space » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:01 pm

Meryuma wrote:Yes. But again, there are gay people who don't *fuck* men. Intentionally. Ask Buffy about it sometimes.

If you mean "engage in any sort of sexual interaction with men" use a less specific term.
I forgot to mention that excessive nitpicking and linguistics-bawwwing is the greatest turnoff in existence.
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Postby The Murtunian Tribes » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:02 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:I have a question, am I the only one who can be turned off by porn?


Well I can. Sometimes. Sometimes not. What kind?

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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:02 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:I have a question, am I the only one who can be turned off by porn?


Nah, it has happened to me before. Especially the porn shown in Hogtied. And scat porn turns my insides out.
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Postby Arkinesia » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:02 pm

Nazis in Space wrote:
Horsefish wrote:I'm finding that quite a lot now. Can be quite confusing at times.
Eh. Post-Adolescent adulthood syndrome. As soon as you get past the age where omgafag is omghorrible and you can't ever admit to masturbating for some reason, it's IMHO pretty normal to develop the same sense of 'She's pretty' women generally have, anyway. Not in the form of 'He's pretty', of course, but in the form of 'Wow, he looks great!'. God knows, when I'm watching the Immensely Manly Sport of MMA, I pay not inconsiderable attention to the men's chests, and am disappointed when there's two flabbering heavyweights in the octagon.

I don't want to fuck them, but I can damn well expect my eyes not being insulted <_<

At least, that's how it was for me. I know, anecdotal evidence.

I can appreciate a good-looking guy, and yeah, I come from more or less the same corner as you there.

There's a guy on my hall who I would say is good-looking, wouldn't say I'd have sex with him based on that, but I do find it a bit surprising he's not dating someone.
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Postby The Truth and Light » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:04 pm

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
The Truth and Light wrote:I have a question, am I the only one who can be turned off by porn?


Well I can. Sometimes. Sometimes not. What kind?

The kind that is totally, completely focused just on physical sex. No emotion. It drives me insane.

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Postby Zeppy » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:05 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:I don't believe I've unintentionally fucked someone yet.

buffy, im preggo.

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Postby Horsefish » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:05 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:I have a question, am I the only one who can be turned off by porn?


I go through stages with that. I can't watch it very often because it's just so faked, and I'm switching to more amatuer stuff because it looks more normal if you understand that? Not over-produced and faked and just sterile. Theres real joy.

I think a lyric from the flobots explain what I mean best:

"Fantasies of actors clandestinely having sex in love scenes
But why not amateurs openly sharing joy in sex scenes?"
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

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Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

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Postby Indeos » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:05 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Well I can. Sometimes. Sometimes not. What kind?

The kind that is totally, completely focused just on physical sex. No emotion. It drives me insane.


I'm not turned off by it, but I can't get off on it without major effort either.
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Postby The Southern Dictators » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:05 pm

Excessive pubic hair, moles, slut, threesome's aaand...obesity, atheist/agnostic aaand...excessive/make-up aaand...[still thinking]
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Postby The Murtunian Tribes » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:05 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Well I can. Sometimes. Sometimes not. What kind?

The kind that is totally, completely focused just on physical sex. No emotion. It drives me insane.


Meh. All the same to me.

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Postby Meryuma » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:06 pm

Nazis in Space wrote:
Horsefish wrote:
I'm finding that quite a lot now. Can be quite confusing at times.
Eh. Post-Adolescent adulthood syndrome. As soon as you get past the age where omgafag is omghorrible and you can't ever admit to masturbating for some reason, it's IMHO pretty normal to develop the same sense of 'She's pretty' women generally have, anyway. Not in the form of 'He's pretty', of course, but in the form of 'Wow, he looks great!'. God knows, when I'm watching the Immensely Manly Sport of MMA, I pay not inconsiderable attention to the men's chests, and am disappointed when there's two flabbering heavyweights in the octagon.

I don't want to fuck them, but I can damn well expect my eyes not being insulted <_<

At least, that's how it was for me. I know, anecdotal evidence.


Yay, unjustified ageist stereotyping!

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Meryuma wrote:Yes. But again, there are gay people who don't *fuck* men. Intentionally. Ask Buffy about it sometimes.

If you mean "engage in any sort of sexual interaction with men" use a less specific term.
I forgot to mention that excessive nitpicking and linguistics-bawwwing is the greatest turnoff in existence.
Nazis in Space wrote:
Prove it.


Linguistics doesn't mean what you think... and I don't think there's a worksafe way to prove that anuses aren't always dirty.

Also human mouths have more germs then human anuses.
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Postby Nazis in Space » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:07 pm

Horsefish wrote:I never went through the whole "omgfag" stage tbh, though the latter part kind of what it is. You dont have to be gay to appreciate a beautiful face.

Though MD was making me want to kiss a couple of guys-admitidly on the cheeks but thats probally just the drug tbh.
Well, I never had an explicitly gayhage phase, either, but I wouldn't have admitted to thinking that a guy is 'Good Looking' while in highschool to safe my life :-p Peer pressure is relevant there, and I have my doubts about there being more than a handful of people in the world who'd say 'Hey, that guy looks sexy' to their highschool peers.

Tbh the complete stranger had started sucking me off earlier that night, until her brother walked in. Awkward..

I think orgies would be nice. Even if you finish early just being around so many people in a happy place would e nice.. Or it seems like it would be.

I think I leech off peoples happiness sometimes.
Well, as long as it's only them providing oral, it's their risk, not yours <_< Personally I'm not too keen on strangers, though. I think casual sex is great, but there's a point where it gets a little too casual for my liking.

Dunno about orgies. Never been on one ^^

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Postby The Murtunian Tribes » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:08 pm

Nazis in Space wrote:Well, as long as it's only them providing oral, it's their risk, not yours <_< Personally I'm not too keen on strangers, though. I think casual sex is great, but there's a point where it gets a little too casual for my liking.

Dunno about orgies. Never been on one ^^


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Postby Socklund » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:08 pm

Johz wrote:Also dicks on people who I thought were women. Partly 'cos I just get confused...

Cuz we all know women can never have penises, and that genitalia is inseparable from someone's gender, amirite?
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Postby Nazis in Space » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:11 pm

The Southern Dictators wrote:[...]slut[...]
Since I'm heavily appreciative of fucking with societies expectations, I think sluts are great. I approve of sluttiness.

Sadly, the majority of sluts are staggeringly dumb, which is a turnoff all on its own (Should've added that earlier, really). Sad.

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Postby Horsefish » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:11 pm

Nazis in Space wrote:
Horsefish wrote:I never went through the whole "omgfag" stage tbh, though the latter part kind of what it is. You dont have to be gay to appreciate a beautiful face.

Though MD was making me want to kiss a couple of guys-admitidly on the cheeks but thats probally just the drug tbh.
Well, I never had an explicitly gayhage phase, either, but I wouldn't have admitted to thinking that a guy is 'Good Looking' while in highschool to safe my life :-p Peer pressure is relevant there, and I have my doubts about there being more than a handful of people in the world who'd say 'Hey, that guy looks sexy' to their highschool peers.

Tbh the complete stranger had started sucking me off earlier that night, until her brother walked in. Awkward..

I think orgies would be nice. Even if you finish early just being around so many people in a happy place would e nice.. Or it seems like it would be.

I think I leech off peoples happiness sometimes.
Well, as long as it's only them providing oral, it's their risk, not yours <_< Personally I'm not too keen on strangers, though. I think casual sex is great, but there's a point where it gets a little too casual for my liking.

Dunno about orgies. Never been on one ^^


I wouldn't nessecarily say it to by friends but if soemone asked me I'd have no problem saying they were. Then again I do tend to see beauty somewhere in everyone and it takes alot for me to find someone unattractive.

Well thats what I'm hoping.. Her brother did say she had something but I forget what and if he said she got rid of it :( I do much perfer being attached to soemone when doing something, like she was much better at giving head than lets say my ex, but I think I liked gettign head from my ex more- It wasn't just about the physical gratification.
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Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

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Postby Indeos » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:11 pm

Nazis in Space wrote:
The Southern Dictators wrote:[...]slut[...]
Since I'm heavily appreciative of fucking with societies expectations, I think sluts are great. I approve of sluttiness.

Sadly, the majority of sluts are staggeringly dumb, which is a turnoff all on its own (Should've added that earlier, really). Sad.


I probably count as a man-slut. Go me! (Though, I'm not staggeringly dumb.)

I'm also one of that handful who points out attractive guys to my high school peers. Very comfortably bi.
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Postby Nazis in Space » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:13 pm

Meryuma wrote:Yay, unjustified ageist stereotyping!
Yay, random bitching for bitching's sake!

Would you particularly mind bitching elsewhere, or at least to someone else? It seems pretty evident that you're posting for the sole purpose of bitching, moaning, whining and crying about whatever the fuck you can find, and it's kinda annoying.

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Postby Nazis in Space » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:15 pm

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Nazis in Space wrote:Well, as long as it's only them providing oral, it's their risk, not yours <_< Personally I'm not too keen on strangers, though. I think casual sex is great, but there's a point where it gets a little too casual for my liking.

Dunno about orgies. Never been on one ^^


Not really. One word: Herpes.
Not quite at the same level of seriousness as certain other diseases, I think.

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Postby Meryuma » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:16 pm

The Southern Dictators wrote:Excessive pubic hair, moles, slut, threesome's aaand...obesity, atheist/agnostic aaand...[still thinking]


What is a "slut"? And what turns you off about atheists and agnostics? Do you know that there are agnostic theists?

Nazis in Space wrote:
Meryuma wrote:Yay, unjustified ageist stereotyping!
Yay, random bitching for bitching's sake!

Would you particularly mind bitching elsewhere, or at least to someone else? It seems pretty evident that you're posting for the sole purpose of bitching, moaning, whining and crying about whatever the fuck you can find, and it's kinda annoying.


Baseless insults. They're annoying. I'm completely serious, and nothing I'm saying is personal. It has nothing to do with you, if, let's say, Free Soviets made an insulting, stereotypical and unjustified claim about high-schoolers as if they're some monolithic group then I'd call him out on it too.
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