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by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:42 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
by Hassett » Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:43 pm
by Lancaster of Wessex » Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:45 pm
by Inferior Jjoorbs » Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:45 pm
by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:47 pm
Unilisia wrote:Serj Tankian.... Shavo Odadjian... umm..... the drummer from Reagan Youth... about it.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
by Grenartia » Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:47 pm
Grenartia wrote:Once, I met and talked a pretty good long while with a local celebrity.
Dan Milham, former meterologist for the local NBC station in New Orleans. He's a pretty cool guy. I've also met the former mayor of my hometown (during his failed re-election campaign), while my grandma was fairly well acquainted with former Mayor Ray Nagin. One of my friends once auditioned for a part on some Nickelodeon show, if that counts.
by Arkinesia » Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:48 pm
Disappointment Panda wrote:Don't hope for a life without problems. There's no such thing. Instead, hope for a life full of good problems.
by Farnhamia » Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:52 pm
Arkinesia wrote:I haven't met anyone famous myself, though close acquaintances and family have met Chuck Yeager, Duke Cunningham, Brian Bosworth, Ricky Bell, Doug Williams, Mike Washington (former Tampa Bay cornerback), and an Indonesian weightlifter named Ade Rai.
My mom personally met the entire Buccaneers team in 1979, she was dating the equipment manager at the time. She even had Ricky Bell's lobster once. She says Ricky and Mike Washington were pretty rowdy guys, but Williams and Selmon kept them in check.
by Meowfoundland » Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:53 pm
Lancaster of Wessex wrote:Mary Tyler Moore, and assorted local luminaries, but that's about it.
by Arkinesia » Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:59 pm
Farnhamia wrote:Arkinesia wrote:I haven't met anyone famous myself, though close acquaintances and family have met Chuck Yeager, Duke Cunningham, Brian Bosworth, Ricky Bell, Doug Williams, Mike Washington (former Tampa Bay cornerback), and an Indonesian weightlifter named Ade Rai.
My mom personally met the entire Buccaneers team in 1979, she was dating the equipment manager at the time. She even had Ricky Bell's lobster once. She says Ricky and Mike Washington were pretty rowdy guys, but Williams and Selmon kept them in check.
Please don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not sure I'd go around saying, "My mom personally met the entire <whatever> team." If you know what I mean. It can be taken so many ways you don't want.
Disappointment Panda wrote:Don't hope for a life without problems. There's no such thing. Instead, hope for a life full of good problems.
by Volklandt » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:59 pm
by Mosasauria » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:01 pm
by Unilisia » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:15 pm
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by Gandoor » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:21 pm
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by Caecili » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:40 pm
California-Nevada wrote:Anthony Anderson, I also met Ulysses S. Grant and Stonewall Jackson in a dream once.
by The Norwegian Blue » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:44 pm
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by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:38 pm
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