Famous People You've Met?

[Seiwa]

I went to walmart today and I was sure I saw Fred Phelps drive by. No shit.

[Unilisia]

I went to walmart today and I was sure I saw Fred Phelps drive by. No shit.

And you didn't track him down and break his neck whyyyy ?

[Norstal]

I met Hitler once in '45 he kept screaming for me to pour the petrol faster. I kept trying to remind him he hadn't taken his cyanide or shot himself yet. He told me no excuses and to get the job done promptly. I will give ole' Addie credit he went out in a blaze of glory but I eventually had to shoot him myself as his prepubescent screams were quite obnoxious.

Did you kill his girlfriend too?

[Seiwa]

I went to walmart today and I was sure I saw Fred Phelps drive by. No shit.

And you didn't track him down and break his neck whyyyy ?

Because my mom was driving and if I said * I just saw Fred Phelps!* She'd say *Who?*

[Mussoliniopoli]

I met Hitler once in '45 he kept screaming for me to pour the petrol faster. I kept trying to remind him he hadn't taken his cyanide or shot himself yet. He told me no excuses and to get the job done promptly. I will give ole' Addie credit he went out in a blaze of glory but I eventually had to shoot him myself as his prepubescent screams were quite obnoxious.

Did you kill his girlfriend too?

That was purely accidental Hitler caught her on fire while he was widly gesticulating. It is a little known fact that Postal 2 is an autobiographical work about my escapades in Nazi Germany.

[Norstal]

Did you kill his girlfriend too?

That was purely accidental Hitler caught her on fire while he was widly gesticulating. It is a little known fact that Postal 2 is an autobiographical work about my escapades in Nazi Germany.

That makes sense I suppose, seeing as everyone was an asshole and you can take out your gun, but not pee on people.

[Mussoliniopoli]

That was purely accidental Hitler caught her on fire while he was widly gesticulating. It is a little known fact that Postal 2 is an autobiographical work about my escapades in Nazi Germany.

That makes sense I suppose, seeing as everyone was an asshole and you can take out your gun, but not pee on people.

I will give the developers credit though Snowflake, Arizona is pretty damn close to Nazi Germany.

[Unilisia]

And you didn't track him down and break his neck whyyyy ?

Because my mom was driving and if I said * I just saw Fred Phelps!* She'd say *Who?*

Open the door and roll out of the car, jump onto his hood, bash the window open with your skull and bite his throat out like any sensible person would do

[Seiwa]

Because my mom was driving and if I said * I just saw Fred Phelps!* She'd say *Who?*

Open the door and roll out of the car, jump onto his hood, bash the window open with your skull and bite his throat out like any sensible person would do

Wow. Nice. I'm sigging that.
Btw, if that really is you in the picture, then you have nice legs.

[Episarta]

Never met anyone famous, but Britney Spears had a stop here on her tour last year. Which I thought was kind of strange since our town has only about 55,000-60,000 people and not many people in my area (atleast from what I hear) really like her that much. I heard she was worse than usual though. Oh, and the German chancellor, Angela Merkel, had to make a stop at our air force base once. I think it had something to do with refueling. So I guess that was kind of neat. And one of my uncles has the same name as Bob Dylan (Robert Zimmerman), so one time he was invited to a wedding and somebody thought Bob Dylan was coming. We don't get many famous people around here

[Potarius]

Pink, at a night club in Madrid.

Did she show you her pink in the bathroom in the back?

[Unilisia]

Open the door and roll out of the car, jump onto his hood, bash the window open with your skull and bite his throat out like any sensible person would do

Wow. Nice. I'm sigging that.
Btw, if that really is you in the picture, then you have nice legs.

First Zirconim, now you...

[Seiwa]

Wow. Nice. I'm sigging that.
Btw, if that really is you in the picture, then you have nice legs.

First Zirconim, now you...

I am just complimenting the figure of a pretty girl. Nothing wrong with that.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Pink, at a night club in Madrid.

Did she show you her pink in the bathroom in the back?

I wasn't that lucky because she wanted to save that for you. *nods*

[Phalnia]

My latin teacher is David Maust from the band Havalina. I also met his brother Matt whose in Cold War Kids.

[Unilisia]

First Zirconim, now you...

I am just complimenting the figure of a pretty girl. Nothing wrong with that.

I have never liked compliments on my aesthetics...

[Arumdaum]

You can find lots of famous people in Hollywood. Not that they're the real person though.

Anyways, I was on TV once shaking hands with some senator from Washington state when I was a baby. He was a Democrat, but my family just met him since he was Korean.

[Seiwa]

I am just complimenting the figure of a pretty girl. Nothing wrong with that.

I have never liked compliments on my aesthetics...

Very well, then allow me to compliment your sense of humor in regards to fred phelps.
You have no idea how much I laughed.

[Potarius]

Did she show you her pink in the bathroom in the back?

I wasn't that lucky because she wanted to save that for you. *nods*

Hey, I'm not complaining. She may not be the most attractive girl out there, but I'd still hit it.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I wasn't that lucky because she wanted to save that for you. *nods*

Hey, I'm not complaining. She may not be the most attractive girl out there, but I'd still hit it.

I would too, tbh. There's is something so 'in your face' about her that I find attractive...

[Buffett and Colbert]

When I was five, I went to the Miss Universe competition here and got pictures with a bunch of the contestants because they thought I was adorable.

I shook hands with President Obama when came. I've also shook hands with the current governor of Puerto Rico as well as Speaker of Puerto Rico's House of Representatives. I've had a conversation with Puerto Rico's Secretary of State and personally know the family of former governor of Puerto Rico Sila Maria Calderon as well her of course. I also got to have Q&A session with Puerto Rico's Resident Commissioner.

Lastly I got a tour of the kitchet of Pikayo Restaurant by Wilo Benet, a famous Puerto Rican chef.

My family has connections.

EDIT-- Oh, and I also stood five feet away from Barnie Frank, which I found incredibly awesome, but I don't think that counts.

[Chinese Regions]

n1kki
Heinz Wolff
Simon Singh
Princess Anne, well my family did at least

[Minoriteeburg]

Kevin Smith
Peter Mayhew
Lou Ferigno
Ray Park
Dr. Cube
David Prowse
Jim Lee

[SaintB]

Darius Rucker (Hootie and the Blowfish and now solo career as a singer) was the most recent one.

[Minoriteeburg]

Oh I forgot to add King Kong Bundy to the list.