Irrational fears

[Mathematica Numerica]

B and C, you are torturing me- the women hate me.

Perhaps you can lighten up on the math?

Wow. Thanks. Better go fix the windows they are stoning!

[Buffett and Colbert]

B and C, you are torturing me- the women hate me.

Perhaps you can lighten up on the math?

Wow. Thanks. Better go fix the windows they are stoning!

You should also get a better sense of humour. Try puns! The ladies love puns!

[North Suran]

Perhaps you can lighten up on the math?

Wow. Thanks. Better go fix the windows they are stoning!

You should also get a better sense of humour. Try puns! The ladies love puns!

It's punbelievable how well they go down.

[Buffett and Colbert]

It's punbelievable how well they go down.

But you must punderstand to use them in Moderation. (Jejeje...)

[Mathematica Numerica]

Holy Crap.

"Puns, jokes, amusing neuro-technology invented by comedians. These are the only places I get to say 'Over 9000.'"
-ROFLcon Speech, by Me.

I got to hand it to Albert Einstein and Abraham Lincoln. They make scientific/political humor seem easy.
"Bonk!"

[Kusatsu]

Spiders, especially those whom dwell in the grass.

And walking barefooted in grass. I am constantly in fear of walking near a spider.

[North Suran]

It's punbelievable how well they go down.

But you must punderstand to use them in Moderation. (Jejeje...)

That is a pundemental value, yes.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Holy Crap.

"Puns, jokes, amusing neuro-technology invented by comedians. These are the only places I get to say 'Over 9000.'"
-ROFLcon Speech, by Me.

I got to hand it to Albert Einstein and Abraham Lincoln. They make scientific/political humor seem easy.
"Bonk!"

Come again? Yeah you should just stick with puns.

[North Suran]

Spiders, especially those whom dwell in the grass.

And walking barefooted in grass. I am constantly in fear of walking near a spider.

Sigh.

Time to wheel out Zod again...

[Mathematica Numerica]

Holy Crap.

"Puns, jokes, amusing neuro-technology invented by comedians. These are the only places I get to say 'Over 9000.'"
-ROFLcon Speech, by Me.

I got to hand it to Albert Einstein and Abraham Lincoln. They make scientific/political humor seem easy.
"Bonk!"

Come again? Yeah you should just stick with puns.

Still, women hate me. Back to the main topic.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Holy Crap.

"Puns, jokes, amusing neuro-technology invented by comedians. These are the only places I get to say 'Over 9000.'"
-ROFLcon Speech, by Me.

I got to hand it to Albert Einstein and Abraham Lincoln. They make scientific/political humor seem easy.
"Bonk!"

Come again? Yeah you should just stick with puns.

Still, women hate me. Back to the main topic.

Ah but it is all relevent. If you are funny and not stuck up, you will find a nice woman.

[Mathematica Numerica]

Ah but it is all relevent. If you are funny and not stuck up, you will find a nice woman.

You got me there. I try to avoid topics with said female involvement due to my fear of them.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Ah but it is all relevent. If you are funny and not stuck up, you will find a nice woman.

You got me there. I try to avoid topics with said female involvement due to my fear of them.

*sigh

You'll learn.

[Mathematica Numerica]

Ah but it is all relevent. If you are funny and not stuck up, you will find a nice woman.

You got me there. I try to avoid topics with said female involvement due to my fear of them.

*sigh

You'll learn.

I know, I know.

I am only 16. It will be very difficult to create an equation to predict human behavior, but I'm working on it.

[Buffett and Colbert]

I am only 16. It will be very difficult to create an equation to predict human behavior, but I'm working on it.

Naturally. Or rather, unnaturally...

[Mathematica Numerica]

I'm getting nervous.

[Buffett and Colbert]

I'm getting nervous.

Like I said. Come to Puerto Rico. I can show you how to drink and meet women too!

And the best part is, I'm not a pedophile!

[Mathematica Numerica]

I'm getting nervous.

Like I said. Come to Puerto Rico. I can show you how to drink and meet women too!

And the best part is, I'm not a pedophile!

Massechussets women dislike nerds- STILL. When will they learn...

[North Suran]

And the best part is, I'm not a pedophile!

Indeed.

You're a paedophile.

[Buffett and Colbert]

And the best part is, I'm not a pedophile!

Indeed.

You're a paedophile.

Ah yes. I forgot about that. You see, I've embarked on an endeavor to spell everything the British way as it looks better to me. Force of habit.

[North Suran]

And the best part is, I'm not a pedophile!

Indeed.

You're a paedophile.

Ah yes. I forgot about that. You see, I've embarked on an endeavor to spell everything the British way as it looks better to me. Force of habit.

Paedophile is the British spelling.

[Hawaii And Midway]

They are more afraid of you then you are of them. Plus if you hold perfectly still they can't see you due to poor eyesight...wait I think thats the Tyrannosaurus. Anyway, they are just people man, they just have different interests then you. Eventually you'll find someone as intimidated and struck by you as you are of this girl. It happens to them too. My girlfriend was afriad to speak to me after we met and texted me that she lost her ring in my dorm room as an excuse to speak to me again. It was a lie, she never lost the ring, but it got us speaking and then we started dating. Give it time and don't be afraid. Be confident even in the face of defeat.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Massechussets women dislike nerds- STILL. When will they learn...

You can still be smart; just don't act like a nerd! Smart person=/=nerd. A smart person knows the first 100 digits of pi. A nerd recites them.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Paedophile is the British spelling.

I'm aware of that. I'm saying I forgot about it.

[Mathematica Numerica]

British English? I am not interested.

Some even use baseball bats to chase me from the neighborhood. I'm not glad it's summer.